midgets.

Vacuum cleaner and a crockpot.

2nd on the vacuum cleaner. It's the perfect gift...

Lube

I contacted her parents and arranged for them to drive from Seattle and meet us at KC. I also contacted all her friends for a surprise party.

We meet everyone at applebee's at Legend's. I paid for dinner for everyone (about 15 people). After the surprise I took everyone to Stanford and Sons comedy. After that we all went to Dave's and busters. After that the lady and I stayed in the Hemingway suite at Chateau Avalon.

It was expensive, but was awesome.

Steal one of those motorized scooters from the grocery store and give it to her. Cheap and funny

if it's saturday then it's pretty dam late to do anything big.


Thoughtfulness is the key ... stuff she's mentioned about liking or always wanted to do.


dam dude, you should of been planning for months

Crotchless panties. It's free and a gift for both of you

Have

Cemetary plots, you can never be to early.

too

Not a treadmill.

I hope she's a Republican, then, if that's what he gets her.
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cemetery to
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boob job.