Originally Posted by Radar Chief (Post 9422057)

So waking in the middle of the night to find her husband wasn’t in bed this wife goes searching the house looking for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of tea sobbing slightly. Puzzled she asks, “What is going on?” He replies, “We met 20 years ago today.” Surprised the woman feels a tear welling up in her eyes as he goes on, “Remember you were only 16 years old?” “Yes”, she replies, “I remember.” “Remember that your dad caught us rolling in the hay in his barn?” Slipping into the seat next to him she holds his hand and says, “Yes, I remember that too.” “Remember” he continues, “when he held a shotgun to my head and said ‘if you don’t marry my daughter I’ll see you put in jail for 20 years?” Touched by the show of emotion she replied, “Yes, I remember it all.” The man wipes a tear away and says *sniff*, “I’d have been getting out today.”

Originally Posted by Dave Lane (Post 9422073)

I took 3 shots at one the other night. Its amazing how hard they are to hit at night with just a flashlight to aim by.

Originally Posted by philfree (Post 9421650)

Crossing the Highway late last night
He should of looked left and he should of looked right
He didn't see the station wagon car
So the skunk got squashed and there you are

You got your dead skunk in the middle of the road[repeat].......everbuddie sing!

Originally Posted by oldandslow (Post 9422078)

Another example of why shotguns are best at home defense....

Originally Posted by Radar Chief (Post 9422057)

So waking in the middle of the night to find her husband wasn’t in bed this wife goes searching the house looking for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of tea sobbing slightly. Puzzled she asks, “What is going on?” He replies, “We met 20 years ago today.” Surprised the woman feels a tear welling up in her eyes as he goes on, “Remember you were only 16 years old?” “Yes”, she replies, “I remember.” “Remember that your dad caught us rolling in the hay in his barn?” Slipping into the seat next to him she holds his hand and says, “Yes, I remember that too.” “Remember” he continues, “when he held a shotgun to my head and said ‘if you don’t marry my daughter I’ll see you put in jail for 20 years?” Touched by the show of emotion she replied, “Yes, I remember it all.” The man wipes a tear away and says *sniff*, “I’d have been getting out today.”