Lets do it.

I'm FMB!, and I would the whole thing.

This might be funnier if we wrote them for other posters....

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LMAO

That was kind of the intent as well as writing up for your own as well.

*Throws wad of 100s and a Magnum Condom on ground*

Hmm, works better in person.

Best. Off-season. Ever. LMAO

Hi, I'm Coach, and yes, I have a car. That's right, you'd get to see me driving around in my beat up float boat, brown turd looking, street cruising, rusted up machine for all your friends to see. That's right ladies, I drive a mighty fine 1975 Mercury Marquis. So imagine me driving its smoking glory and tell you to hold your ears and wait for the bang!

Hi everybody, I'm, well nevermind my name, but I do have a mother you might want to 'date'.

Hey ladies, Scotty the Body here, and my idea of foreplay is a long pull off my can of beer.

You gais think that'd work?

It would be pretty cool if Sorter really was the girl in (his?her?) avatar. Boxxy probably has a lot of interesting stories to tell.

So are we assuming that everyone is built like a Linebacker, can throw a football 75 yards, runs a 4.5 40 and has a 8+ inch penis?

What kind of beer?