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Ming the Merciless 07-15-2013 10:27 PM

we love u brohammer

cabletech94 07-15-2013 10:55 PM

she may have been an 8, but her brain was a minus 6.

sorry dude.

bitches get stitches.

(and no, i don't mean yours!!!)

Chiefshrink 07-15-2013 11:58 PM

Here, maybe Uncle Ted can make your day.

http://rare.us/story/nugent-zimmerma...-self-defense/

Raiderhater 07-16-2013 06:04 AM

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Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 9814478)
Hey you, Jelloshots?


I'm down.

Ace Gunner 07-16-2013 06:12 AM

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Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 9814524)
I actually had a girl profess her love to me (solid 8) tell me how happy I make her. We start to get naked, I take off my shirt, she sees my chest(knowing about the surgery beforehand) and runs off like a scared rabbit.

**** bitches.

well sheeit :(

Donger 07-16-2013 06:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 9814524)
I actually had a girl profess her love to me (solid 8) tell me how happy I make her. We start to get naked, I take off my shirt, she sees my chest(knowing about the surgery beforehand) and runs off like a scared rabbit.

**** bitches.

Well, you probably shouldn't have said, "LICK THE SCAR, WHHHOOOOORRREEEE!!!"

Presuming you did, of course.

TLO 07-16-2013 08:19 AM

Should have kept the lights off

Discuss Thrower 07-16-2013 09:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 9814524)
I actually had a girl profess her love to me (solid 8) tell me how happy I make her. We start to get naked, I take off my shirt, she sees my chest(knowing about the surgery beforehand) and runs off like a scared rabbit.

**** bitches.

Man.... **** that bitch.

BITCHES AIN'T SHIT BUT HOES AND TRICKS / LICK ON THESE NUTS AND SUCK THE DICK

Buehler445 07-16-2013 11:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 9814524)
I actually had a girl profess her love to me (solid 8) tell me how happy I make her. We start to get naked, I take off my shirt, she sees my chest(knowing about the surgery beforehand) and runs off like a scared rabbit.

**** bitches.

If that's all it took to run her off she can pound sand anyway. That's her problem not yours.

ptlyon 07-16-2013 11:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Big Smoke (Post 9814912)
Should have kept the lights off

Then how do you see the money shot?

BigCatDaddy 07-16-2013 12:12 PM

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Originally Posted by ptlyon (Post 9815307)
Then how do you see the money shot?

Hidden night vision cameras. You can enjoy the shit flying through the air onto her face in slow motion that way.


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