Bitches be crazy.

All kidding aside, if you really feel like your days are coming to an end, you should seriously consider not doing this.

Are you getting married because you are madly in love with this woman and you can't imagine spending your life without her?

It doesn't sound like it. It sounds more like you've been together for a while and you can't think of a reason to end it, so you are about to give in to the pressure she's been putting on you to give her the wedding day that she's dreamed about since she was a little girl.

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Bachelor party, San Diego?


Go to TJ

Take a cab to Adeliteas

$60



And I guess visit many of the breweries in SD

BAN ALL CELL PHONES!

• Some jackass at your bachelor party when everyone is drunk and the stripper is squatting on your face or sucking your ding dong will take a photo.
• He will then go home very drunk to his bitchy girlfriend.
• She will be ask him all sorts of questions and being the weak pussy he is will show his girlfriend, who by the way happens to be best friends with your wife-to-be, the incriminating photos of you and your lewd acts.
• Bitch calls your fiance and your are in deep shit!

Just my two cents.........

Ban squatting on the face

Buck.

I can't believe anyone anymore is stupid enough to get married. It's all been laid out for you in Married With Children episodes.

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Like a friend once told me - first you marry for love, then you marry a stripper

I never knew this tidbit about a buddy of mine until Thursday...His dad married for love the first time, then married my buddies babysitter.

Pics or GTFO.

Do everything you ever wanted to the girl on the Honeymoon night, because you'll never, and I mean NEVER, get that again.

Oh, and you'll now be broke forever. Congrats!

This x 1000000000000

My buddy and I are 46 now. I'm sure you won't find his dad half as attractive as when my buddy was 12 and this happened.

She already ran off with Sorter