One of my fellow frat alumni friends is getting hitched today too.

RUN DUDES DON'T DO IT

ROFL

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If it's any consolation, your future wife didn't get any sleep either if you know what I'm saying....

she sure didn't. *high five

Welp, there goes your sex life!

Congrats though...

FYP

No need to worry, you're a CP member. She'll never get fat and blowies every day for the rest of your life. Congrats.

Well fellas.....
 

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Here's my beautiful bride to be.


Thank you everybody.

Somewhere, Sam Kinison weeps for you.

You don't know what happiness is until you're married.
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And then it's too late. :D

In all seriousness, congratulations to you and your bride. It's a beautiful day in Southern California, enjoy every minute of it! Marriage isn't easy, but it's worth it!

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And congrats.

Congrats and good luck. If you're on CP at any point during the honeymoon, I will clown you unrelentingly. There's a handful of things you should be doing: having sex, site seeing (looking for places to have sex), sleeping (resting up for more sex because the previous sex made you tired), shower (best done while having sex), getting food (to fuel you for all that sex), and the occasional usage of the restroom (and if you play it right you could get some sex there too).

Point being enjoy all that sex because once the honeymoon is over sex will be rationed like wheat to ethiopians.

Would you thread?
 

Yes you damn right!


Good job on picking a good looking prison warden.

ROFL

Seriously though, if you find the right one marriage can be ****ing awesome. Congrats.