PGM is so unfunny that Paula Poundstone uses him as a source of material in her jokes

theelusiveeightrop has a weird username.

What do you expect, though? Years of blueballs will do that to a guy.

DaFace isn't that great of a mod. The only reason why he got the job in the first place is because Rain Man made him come into work on Saturday.

If you're not into oral sex, keep your mouth shut. :LOL:

npayne1978? More like ndane1978!

You can do better than that. yawn..

that's actually kind of the effect i was going for

Wow, you men have about as much impact as the Broncos did in the Superbowl. Odds would suggest one of you would land on something funny just by accident. But I suppose those odds only relate to the men out in the real world actually doing something with their lives at 12:00 on a Tuesday instead of perpetually replaying fart jokes. Cup your collective stench over your mouths and hold it there until you drift off to sleep.

Please?

Shhhh...that's the sound of nobody caring what you think.

Are you sure your girlfriend didn't just spring a leak?

Well, that didn't take long. My feelings are hurt. I'm outta here.

Don't believe everything you think.. With that being said don't knock it until you try it.

Hey, I heard you changed your mind today. What did you do with the diaper?

I want a black QB

I'm sure Casey Printers is available and waiting by the phone.

The fact that I have a dirty mind wouldn't surprise anyone. The fact that you have one at all shoots the moon. Be honest... Just how badly would you fail the Wonderlic?