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ChiefRocka 02-19-2014 08:33 PM
I'd splurge on it.

J Diddy 02-19-2014 08:36 PM
http://i.imgur.com/x0oAi2z.jpg

Perineum Ripper 02-19-2014 08:43 PM
I have heard pig dick looks like a curly fire..anybody know if that's true or not

booger 02-19-2014 08:50 PM
just like jerkin off a corkscrew I imagine

Fat Elvis 02-19-2014 11:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Hog Farmer (Post 10442026)
Looks like a nice little operation. From its appearance it probably houses 30-40 boars. The boar barn is the one in front of the red pickup and looks like the connecting barn would be the collection chamber. If you're established it can be profitable. It's obviously show pigs so semen could be selling for $100 a dose. One boar can easily put out 20 doses twice a week if he's mature.

Here's some semen prices for commercial semen for you that are interestied:

http://www.piggene.com/IBS/semen_prices.htm
Billy Bob and Claim to Fame are going for $150 a dose/

http://www.showpigs.com/FrozenCat.php

If each of those pigs can get you 20 doses twice a week at that price, they can fetch you over $600K a year between them.

Fat Elvis 02-19-2014 11:42 PM
It is sooooo wrong to name a pig that you collect semen from "nom nom nom."

http://showpigs.com/psssjoom/index.p...om-nom-nom-3-6

J Diddy 02-19-2014 11:47 PM
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Originally Posted by booger (Post 10442318)
just like jerkin off a corkscrew I imagine
Which brings up a very important question. If you have a bottle of wine you need opened and can't find a corkscrew, can you use a pig in a pinch?

booger 02-20-2014 12:20 AM
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Originally Posted by Dick Bull (Post 10442687)
Which brings up a very important question. If you have a bottle of wine you need opened and can't find a corkscrew, can you use a pig in a pinch?
if it doesn't work at least you have bacon!

J Diddy 02-20-2014 12:23 AM
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Originally Posted by booger (Post 10442708)
if it doesn't work at least you have bacon!
The cruel irony.....I can't eat bacon without wine. Dammit!

cmh6476 02-20-2014 12:27 AM
quit hammin around, is this serious or not?

J Diddy 02-20-2014 12:33 AM
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Originally Posted by cmh6476 (Post 10442713)
quit hammin around, is this serious or not?
Don't poke the pig son, it's for serial.

booger 02-20-2014 01:10 AM
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Originally Posted by Dick Bull (Post 10442711)
The cruel irony.....I can't eat bacon without wine. Dammit!
keep the batteries charged on that drill and you can pop that cork right out

BWillie 02-20-2014 01:45 AM
600k a year for jerkin off a pig? Imma go to that pig orgy farm, steal me some show pigs, put em in my garage with posters ofmiss piggy in a thong and go to town. Profit

OrtonsPiercedTaint 02-20-2014 06:31 AM
You know that odd looking dowel thingy they use to take the honey out of the jar?

Yeah, don't eat honey


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