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cosmo20002 02-23-2014 08:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Big Smoke (Post 10449360)
This thread is depressing.

No shit. All these things that might happen. I may not even get out of bed tomorrow. I mean, what's the point?

Baby Lee 02-23-2014 08:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr_Tomahawk (Post 10449287)
Drowning.

I do think, in my entire life [absent nearly missed collisions, which resulted in no injury at all], the closest I came to death was nearly drowning in a pond at a friend's, we waded and waded and waded and suddenly there was nothing under me, and I got disoriented, and ended up swimming [although I could not swim AT ALL] in flaining and desperation, just pawing up, up, up, forward, forward, forward, about 30 yards to the FAR shore, all the while gulping in water and air alike.

All in all, I probably scared the friend more than I had the presence of mind to be scared in the moment. He had no idea I had no idea how to swim, they were an extremely poor family I knew through church, and all he could do was watch me flail those 30 yards.

I've always felt bad about that. The fear of dying and the relief of surviving was one thing, but he was such a sweet and upbeat kid, and his family were this thing out of what would decade later be known as 'Hoarder's' just old newspapers and discarded fast food containers tossed around their old farmhouse. No electric or gas heat, woodburning stoves only.

I puked 5 min solid at the far shore, then slept in front of the stove for 4 hours after that, then we roasted marshmallows. I can say it would be an exhausting way to die, but I think in the end you would just succumb peacefully.

Baby Lee 02-23-2014 08:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Cochise (Post 10449362)
I agree, this is depressing. Maybe we should change the topic into the best ways to die.

Orgasm induced brain aneurysm at 95yo.

Phobia 02-23-2014 08:36 PM

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Originally Posted by KC Tattoo (Post 10449334)
Huntingtons disease and it isn't even close.



R.I.P. Mike M.


It's progressive and you can end up being so hungry from stomach nerves and tightness in your throat that you can eat yourself or swallow your tongue. It is slow at first then just gets worse. It makes you want to commit suicide there is no cure.

I'm not that familiar with Huntingtons but I am with ALS. You slowly lose the ability to control your body but your mental faculties are 100%. Eventually you drown on your own fluid because your body can't tell your lungs how to function and they fill with fluid. It's agonizing over 4-6 years. It's even worst for all your loved ones around you because you become a shell of yourself. When you want nothing more than to just die, then you know you have about a year left. RIP Darrick

ThaVirus 02-23-2014 08:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Baby Lee (Post 10449371)
I do think, in my entire life [absent nearly missed collisions, which resulted in no injury at all], the closest I came to death was nearly drowning in a pond at a friend's, we waded and waded and waded and suddenly there was nothing under me, and I got disoriented, and ended up swimming [although I could not swim AT ALL] in flaining and desperation, just pawing up, up, up, forward, forward, forward, about 30 yards to the FAR shore, all the while gulping in water and air alike.

All in all, I probably scared the friend more than I had the presence of mind to be scared in the moment. He had no idea I had no idea how to swim, they were an extremely poor family I knew through church, and all he could do was watch me flail those 30 yards.

I've always felt bad about that. The fear of dying and the relief of surviving was one thing, but he was such a sweet and upbeat kid, and his family were this thing out of what would decade later be known as 'Hoarder's' just old newspapers and discarded fast food containers tossed around their old farmhouse. No electric or gas heat, woodburning stoves only.

I puked 5 min solid at the far shore, then slept in front of the stove for 4 hours after that, then we roasted marshmallows. I can say it would be an exhausting way to die, but I think in the end you would just succumb peacefully.

I've read you get a strong euphoric feeling immediately before dying from drowning.

BigMeatballDave 02-23-2014 08:41 PM

Freezing

Gonzo 02-23-2014 08:43 PM

Alone, I suppose.

Method?
Probably fire. All the exposed nerve endings. At least it would be somewhat quick.
The cancers that slowly kill you, especially lung cancer, would be a bitch.

Alzheimer's and dementia-type diseases where you lose all dignity would suck too.
I think the only "good deaths" would be ones with/for a purpose. They still suck but there you go.

MrGiggity 02-23-2014 08:44 PM

This thread got depressing real fast

ThaVirus 02-23-2014 08:49 PM

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Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 10449393)
I've read you get a strong euphoric feeling immediately before dying from drowning.

Shit, maybe it was freezing. I don't know.

Dunerdr 02-23-2014 08:51 PM

Being eaten slowly by a manbearpig, in a room with 8 guys ****ing 9 guys while listening to mike Tyson give the state of the union address.

MrGiggity 02-23-2014 08:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Dunerdr (Post 10449419)
Being eaten slowly by a manbearpig, in a room with 8 guys ****ing 9 guys while listening to mike Tyson give the state of the union address.

Winner.

NWTF 02-23-2014 09:00 PM

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Originally Posted by cosmo20002 (Post 10449336)
1. Kicked in nuts repeatedly until dead

Well, you are a Chiefs fan, so that is quite possible

Dayze 02-23-2014 09:01 PM

Getting trapped under a burning gas truck.

rockymtnchief 02-23-2014 09:05 PM

http://list25.com/25-most-brutal-tor...-ever-devised/

The Brazen Bull or the Judas Cradle get my vote.

Buns 02-23-2014 09:09 PM

****ed in the ass to death. Duh!


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