barbie presents scissor sisters

perhaps

although I'm skeptical of the number of overweight people that actually have thyroid problems. It seems to be a scapegoat in many cases.

if the folks at barbie and mr potato head got together they could probably make a doll and a pick your appendage accessory package and solve all these problems

That's what the new talking Barbie is for.

"Doctor said I gotta cut down on my sodium"

Bigger boobies, please.

if she's fat it doesn't count

that was our saying in college

Inflataboobie Barbie. tire patch repair kit sold separately

size customizable to personal preferences

i like it

Look around... Americans are fat asses

Most of us are not related to Popeye and don't have larger forearms than upper arms.

indeed they are

however, that is not (and should not be seen as) the ideal

speak for yourself

giggity

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No matter how hot Barbie is, there is a Ken doll that is tired of her shit

Just follow the psi instructions or bubbles will pop!

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