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Eat some vegetables you sloppy ****.
Since I went vegan, every shit I take is a glorious experience. Big as the great outdoors and smells like a freshly made biscuit. And just whips right through even though it's the size of a large ferret. I use to name all my really monumental shits, and remember most as they were few and far between, names like Hank and Mortimer and Clarence stand out, but since going vegan, I've had to carry around this: http://www.strangehistory.net/blog/w.../07/names1.jpg |
Get a bottle of this immediately.
You'll clear out your entire colon within an hour, probably sooner. http://c1.soap.com/images/products/p/by/by-096_1z.jpg |
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Intestinal tissue rot from blockage can really **** somebody up bad. Like gut surgery and a subsequent colostomy bag for life type of ****ed up. How'd you like to take a chick home and tell her to wait while you unhook your shit bag before you get sexytime with her? Ain't pretty. Stop eating fast food and drinking soda. Eat whole grains, veggies. Try to cut out most dairy products. Don't drink any "energy" drinks. And you should be drinking at least six to eight glasses of water a day. I mean, ****. Why are people so ****ing stupid that they can't even take care of themselves? Give me my oxygen back. |
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Walmart is open. Go get that Milk of Magnesia now.
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Constipation killed Elvis. You don't want to die like Elvis, do you?
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drink cheap beer, really cheap beer
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If you're not on any medicine, just drink water and try a mild laxative.
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Eat a salad of spinach, tomatoes, broccoli, cauliflower, kidney beans, purple cabbage, and some sunflower seeds, and shredded carrots. Use a balsamic vinegarette. Eat it once a day. You will shit like a goose twice a day
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