If there is one thing I have learned the two things that hang around jails is crabs and God.

You're a weird mother****er. You know that?

You make salame seem normal.

The number one item searched in texas on the internet is "Do I have herpes?"

I don't know about salami but I do know Papa Johns considers pepperoni Greek.

So the midgetts...

Not as many as you would think.

We only ran in a couple neighborhoods and pretty much know everyone.
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I don't either. Stupid kids
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STDs and general human filth is the only thing that keeps me from being a slut... Plus the whole emotional attachment to the b/f.

Of course.

Mee. Too.

LMAO

Pretty sure it takes 12 shots in the meat pole with a 6 inch needle to cure that. Did you break it to your lover he might want to get checked out?

I thought I had a case of crabs once, but after a quick inventory it turned to be only 23 of them.

The Chiefs have ****ed me pretty good for 21 years.
If they have something, then I probably got it.

Two words....food thread

I had a patient once that I had to tell her she had HIV. Her NEW boyfriend who was staying in the hospital with her was freaking!! Needless to say, we had to call security.