Oh and who the hell is Bruiser?

Yep. 30

ah shit

my 30th is coming in May

let me know how it feels, ok?

You'll never be 29 ever again. Think about that.






Oh, and Happy ****ing Birthday.

Happy Birthday.:thumb:

Go to Vegas during March Madness. Blast through your bank account while you're there, and have the biggest hookers and blow party ever known to mankind. For when May hits, it's over. O-VER. Your hair starts to fall out, your metabolism says **** all this work, and you'll feel the urge to grow a world class goatee. College girls will look at you and wonder why the creepy old guy is smiling at them.

Abandon all hope, all ye who enter into their 30's. Beg for the merciful embrace of eternal sleep.

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HBD Gonzo!
 

Does your username mean chili with meat? Or chili with beans?

Pulling a Bruiser: to debase oneself by doing something for unworthy motives, typically for attention

Attention whores know only one thing, how to bring attention upon themselves in whatever means it takes to accomplish thier efforts.

We have come to expect this from them, sadly but often.

Blatant attention wearing.

What's it wearing? Probably something whorish.

Hire this man