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007 10-26-2014 08:27 AM

Oh look a fan dick measuring contest with only one contestant.

'Hamas' Jenkins 10-26-2014 08:29 AM

So Hootie was done bowling by 7:30, but some white trash 3-toothed mother****er was trolling him as he was having a meltdown while bowling in the 6th inning of a game that started at 7:15.

Makes sense.

Hootie 10-26-2014 08:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins (Post 11053347)
So Hootie was done bowling by 7:30, but some white trash 3-toothed mother****er was trolling him as he was having a meltdown while bowling in the 6th inning of a game that started at 7:15.

Makes sense.

he was trolling me, you dumb****, while I was sitting at the bar in the bowling alley watching the game

and, of course

you guessed it

he was a Cardinals fan

any ****ing thing else?

Hootie 10-26-2014 08:31 AM

and, since you so astutely follow my posts, you'd have read that I was so mad that I got up and wasted $300 in the gambling machines

PRETTY ****ING HARD TO DO THAT IF YOU'RE BOWLING, EH?

God you're such a dumb genius.

'Hamas' Jenkins 10-26-2014 08:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hootie 2.0 (Post 11053349)
he was trolling me, you dumb****, while I was sitting at the bar in the bowling alley watching the game

and, of course

you guessed it

he was a Cardinals fan

any ****ing thing else?

You watched a World Series game of a team you live an die for at a bowling alley while you're calling out other fans and gambling?

ROFL

Hootie 10-26-2014 08:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guru (Post 11053345)
Oh look a fan dick measuring contest with only one contestant.

not impressed with the bandwagoners who decide they need to talk shit to someone who actually followed the team during the 162 game regular season

Mother****erJones 10-26-2014 08:32 AM

For some reason I'm picturing hootie crying like the baby in Who Framed Roger Rabbit after he lost his stogie.

Simply Red 10-26-2014 08:34 AM

How is the food at the bowling alley?

Hootie 10-26-2014 08:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins (Post 11053352)
You watched a World Series game of a team you live an die for at a bowling alley while you're calling out other fans and gambling?

ROFL

first off, **** head

this bowling alley is owned by my best friends family

my best friend bartends on Saturday night

I bowl in a league at 5:30 on Saturdays

the bar is AN EXCELLENT PLACE to watch sports

I live in Illinois.

Exactly ZERO people cheer for the Royals other than me.

WHERE THE **** ELSE WAS I SUPPOSED TO WATCH THE GAME?

BUFFALO WILD WINGS?

JFC

is this a real conversation right now?

I watched game 3 in my living room and invited friends over

is that more acceptable?

...what?

milkman 10-26-2014 08:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hootie 2.0 (Post 11053355)
not impressed with the bandwagoners who decide they need to talk shit to someone who actually followed the team during the 162 game regular season

If I was talking shit about your opinion, then that reaction might be warranted.

I was talking shit about the manner in which you express those opinions, which is an entirely different thing.

But then I shouldn't expect a grown man with a tean age girl's mentality to be able to discern the difference.

Hootie 10-26-2014 08:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 11053359)
How is the food at the bowling alley?

It's actually incredible.

Amazing place.

oldorchardinc.com

Hootie 10-26-2014 08:37 AM

I can't believe I was just chastised for watching a "WS game" at a bar in Central Illinois.

God forbid I watched a game on a 60" TV in a bar with full sound while drinking for free. Man, what a terrible fan that makes me.

Lex Luthor 10-26-2014 08:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Hootie 2.0 (Post 11053335)
yeah, ok

I watched 120+ regular season Royals games this year

let me know if you can match that ... and then maybe you can talk to me about being a Royals fan

:shake::shake::shake::shake::shake:

How many of those were on nights you were bowling and you just happened to glance up at the TV every now and then to check on the score?

If the answer is "none", then I just have to say "Way to step up in the World Series!".

But if we are going to trot our credentials as Royals fans, how about if you tell me who is the only Royals player ever to hit a grand slam, find out that it didn't count because the first base umpire had called timeout right before the pitch, and then turn around and hit a 3-run double?

Well?

By the way, before you turn to Google to find the answer: it's damn hard to find. You can find it with Google if you already know the name of the player, but I was not able to find it just by searching for things like "Royals grand slam time out" and "Royals grand slam doesn't count", ... etc. I know the answer because I was listening to the game on the radio when it happened.

But that's me. I'm a Royals fan. :p

'Hamas' Jenkins 10-26-2014 08:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hootie 2.0 (Post 11053367)
I can't believe I was just chastised for watching a "WS game" at a bar in Central Illinois.

God forbid I watched a game on a 60" TV in a bar with full sound while drinking for free. Man, what a terrible fan that makes me.

Don't forget the $300 dollars you lost despite having clairvoyance. That must have really hurt.

007 10-26-2014 08:40 AM

I can't believe you pulled the "how many game threads did you participate in" card and the I'm a better fan than you card.

I get so sick of that shit on this board. Don't care who does it. We are all fans and we all watch in whatever way we choose too. Shit, we are all fans of KC teams. Look what we have all been through over the decades. NONE of us, NOT ONE, has the right to call out any other fan of our teams. NONE.


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