Haha. Why would anyone do that to themselves?

I'm the "long hair douche" I guess. If that's a category.

There's almost two entirely different categories of douche (plural?) on the CP.

1) The Lounge Douche; and

2) The DC Douche.

DC Douche is usually the greater of the two douches, but Lounge Douche would be seen by more CP posters. Many of you choose to stay out of the DC altogether, and that's generally a good thing.

Kaepernick

jasonsauto

Jasiansauto

These are both correct.

I'd throw in the Alex ball washers too.

Oh and BIG DADDY

And my dear ole departed buddy the one and only bitch-titted Frazbob.

I like all those people.
Except maybe the ball washers.

Hilarious.

Yes?

Yes, Donger.

You all seem nice

Okay. But, I would posit that one who claims another is a douche and doesn't actually know the definition of the word is, in fact, actually a douche. Metaphorically, of course.

A lot of the biggest douches are trolling projects. I don't think Arrow is one, or if he is one, it's not a very good one. Johnny-one-note is not the best way to go about it.

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De gustibus non est disputandum

You literally are a douche.

You can hold a bunch of hot water/vinegar in your mouth and use the gaps in your terrible british teeth to expel it under pressure thus becoming a human douche.