Both.

We use The Whip on most things: BLTs, turkey sandwiches, most cold cuts, and in potato salad and tuna salad.

We use Mayo on beef sandwiches and in chicken salad.

I like my semen out of the squeeze bottle.

And after it's been placed upside down in the fridge.

Check your pm's.

I prefer mayo on sandwiches, but I usually use MW if I'm making chicken or turkey salad. Sometimes it's just a matter of which one I find first since 75% of our refrigerator's capacity consists of condiments.

Ever make your own mayo? It is pretty easy, and fantastic, but doesn't keep.

horseradish

That way the bottle Chiefs when you squeeze it?

EDIT: **** it, I'm leaving the ****ing bundle of sticksy thing un-gottdamned -altered.

I read that Miracle Whip became popular during and afte rht edepression time frame because it was a much cheaper option to mayo. Since then though, the pricing has evened out.

We also make a dill sauce out out of mayo and sour cream for salmon and a horseradish sauce for fried mushrooms out of mayo. In the later case I usually make fresh mayo.

I make a chipotle mayo for sandwiches, blts etc.

Bingo. Works with any sandwich.

Mayo = makes a ton of shit better.

Miracle Whip = Jizz...and no, not as in "JIMP." As in, I bet jizz tastes like Miracle Whip.

I'm not a big fan of either. I know in Europe they dip french fries in Mayo. It's bad for you, so better off if you don't eat it.

Katipan clearly made a mistake.

She has made posts that she likes semen and voted for Mayo.

Please change Mods.