Cool. I'll break out my silver snoot for this special occasion.

You live in Pittsburg Kansas, and you're worried about the quality of hookers and blow in Europe?

Then count me in.....

I don't know. I live in a really small town. I could probably get every hooker here to show up at my house for $500.

I bet there are more hookers than you think.

Possibly, but they are very cheap.

There is a casino just down the freeway from me. A few years ago (I think they still do this) they had a deal going where you'd register and get what was basically a loadable credit/debit card that only worked there. You could use it to pay at the machines. Of course it was an attempt to get you to go through more money than you wanted to, but the selling point was that you could load it with however much you were willing to lose and then stop when you hit zero. When you first signed up they'd give you a five dollar credit. There was a...lady...who was exchanging blowjobs for the cards loaded with the five dollar credit. They busted her when they observed her using multiple cards and then watched her do it on the parking lot video. That's $5 for a blowjob and you didn't even actually have to come up with the five bucks. To answer the obvious question; no I did not make use of her services.

All 4-8 of them? You'd have better luck getting 4 bar sluts

ROFL

14,000 BJs, and she could rent out Liechtenstein.

Rain Man's theorem: There are always more hookers than you think...even when you take Rain Man's theorem into consideration.

They gave a stern "no" to snoop dog last year, and you want to bring coke?

Shut up pig.

Oh, and what's the extra $5k going towards, Saul? Is this just a scam to make a quick 5 grand?

KC parole violation; can you be a bit more creative?

If the two things met, would it be an anaconga?