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Hootie 04-02-2015 02:27 PM
can't say I'd ever be jealous of a guy who posts his uncontested 3 point shot tally and shoots about 12%

ThaVirus 04-02-2015 02:27 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Inmem58 (Post 11415746)
Jelly?

Billay told me he's only 4.75" fully erect. Not jelly.

KC native 04-02-2015 02:27 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Donger (Post 11415749)
Hootie is jealous of GoChiefs...

That's just... wow.
I know. It's pretty pathetic.

The Franchise 04-02-2015 02:28 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hootie 2.0 (Post 11415753)
can't say I'd ever be jealous of a guy who posts his uncontested 3 point shot tally and shoots about 12%
Still waiting on those typing certificates, bro.

Donger 04-02-2015 02:29 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hootie 2.0 (Post 11415753)
can't say I'd ever be jealous of a guy who posts his uncontested 3 point shot tally and shoots about 12%
Did he rank higher than you in that thread you mentioned about SNR?

KC native 04-02-2015 02:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Dicky McElephant (Post 11415761)
Still waiting on those typing certificates, bro.
Hootie never delivers (unless it was pizza when he worked at the pizza joint).

Hammock Parties 04-02-2015 02:35 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hootie 2.0 (Post 11415732)
clay used to be a fine poster ... until about 3 years ago when he decided trolling was more important than being a chiefs fan

now it's just EMBARRASSING
YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH.

Hootie, we live on a forum that has posts, and those posts have to be written by men with brains. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Hootie?

I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for Alex Smith, and you curse the trolls. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know.

That Alex's checkdowns, while tragic, probably created posts. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, creates posts. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about in PMs, you want me on this forum, you need me on this forum.

We use words like game manager, checkdown, designed sack. You use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending nothing. I use them as a punchline.

I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and posts under the blanket of the very threads that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide them. I would rather you just repped me, and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a keyboard, and bang out a post.

Either way, I DON'T GIVE A DAMN IF YOU THINK I'M EMBARRASSING.

In58men 04-02-2015 02:36 PM
One day I'll like you Hootie. Just not right now.

Bufkin 04-02-2015 02:37 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hootie 2.0 (Post 11324698)
if I'm trolling, I'm probably in the top 1% of all Internet trolls of all-time ... no doubt

that said, unlike Clay, I don't troll sports ... unless Patriots fans are pissing me off, and then I'll troll them a little bit

I'll troll these ****ing threads all day long, though.

and my trolling is generally pretty epic, you know, unlike 'lil chiefy' which makes Frazod's 'pootie scale' look genius
And Clay's great response...
Quote:
Originally Posted by Numbah One (Post 11324802)
Hootie, your insecurity towards my sheer grandness as a poster is disconcerting.

You don't have to bring me up in every one of your little rants. Have a little confidence. You have a style here that people enjoy, but whining is not part of it.

Perhaps go back to defending Alex Smith...everyone here seems to hate him now so you could carve out a niche. He could be your new Manning.

eDave 04-02-2015 02:40 PM
Sigh. I miss food threads now.

Red!!!! We need you man.

eDave 04-02-2015 02:41 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Numbah One (Post 11415772)
YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH.

Hootie, we live on a forum that has posts, and those posts have to be written by men with brains. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Hootie?

I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for Alex Smith, and you curse the trolls. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know.

That Alex's checkdowns, while tragic, probably created posts. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, creates posts. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about in PMs, you want me on this forum, you need me on this forum.

We use words like game manager, checkdown, designed sack. You use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending nothing. I use them as a punchline.

I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and posts under the blanket of the very threads that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide them. I would rather you just repped me, and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a keyboard, and bang out a post.

Either way, I DON'T GIVE A DAMN IF YOU THINK I'M EMBARRASSING.
Heck ya! Stick with what you are good at.

Lex Luthor 04-02-2015 02:43 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Numbah One (Post 11415772)
YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH.

Hootie, we live on a forum that has posts, and those posts have to be written by men with brains. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Hootie?

I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for Alex Smith, and you curse the trolls. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know.

That Alex's checkdowns, while tragic, probably created posts. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, creates posts. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about in PMs, you want me on this forum, you need me on this forum.

We use words like game manager, checkdown, designed sack. You use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending nothing. I use them as a punchline.

I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and posts under the blanket of the very threads that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide them. I would rather you just repped me, and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a keyboard, and bang out a post.

Either way, I DON'T GIVE A DAMN IF YOU THINK I'M EMBARRASSING.
Did you order the code red?

DID YOU ORDER THE CODE RED????

Hammock Parties 04-02-2015 02:44 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Brainiac (Post 11415792)
Did you order the code red?

DID YOU ORDER THE CODE RED????
No, I don't buy Chiefs merchandise.

Donger 04-02-2015 02:48 PM
I thought GoChiefs was instrumental in the process of allowing Hootie to return, albeit on a short leash?

Bob Dole 04-02-2015 02:52 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by LoneWolf (Post 11415675)
You and Clay are two of the main reasons this place is dying. You both turn every football thread into an Alex Smith sucks circle jerk.
QFT


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