Originally Posted by Fish (Post 11700067)

So what if you just want to actually chill? Is there some other trendy buzzword for that?

Originally Posted by Pasta Giant Meatball (Post 11699976)

Have a sneaking suspicion that Smoke is a virgin. Waiting for the change to a MeatPeeker user name and a thread about him listening to his sister get ****ed any day now.

Originally Posted by -King- (Post 11699873)

Yes. Because that totally works.
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Originally Posted by Stop, Chiefs (Post 11699871)

You have absolutely no idea what you are talking about.

1. I've never used a pick up line in my life. I don't have netflix, either, so I've never used this.

2. It's not stupid. It's absolutely true. Even if a girl wants to just straight up **** you, she's still a girl. Her feelings are her #1 priority.

So, she doesn't want to feel like a whore about it.

Hence why I got an invitation for "coffee" and an hour later had her legs behind her ears.

PS - I have no game. Which is why she had to invite me over at the end of the night. I actually had very pure intentions going into it. ROFL

Originally Posted by -King- (Post 11699875)

"Wanna hookup" is game? LMAO
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Originally Posted by -King- (Post 11699873)

Yes. Because that totally works.
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Originally Posted by Stop, Chiefs (Post 11699871)

You have absolutely no idea what you are talking about.

1. I've never used a pick up line in my life. I don't have netflix, either, so I've never used this.

2. It's not stupid. It's absolutely true. Even if a girl wants to just straight up **** you, she's still a girl. Her feelings are her #1 priority.

So, she doesn't want to feel like a whore about it.

Hence why I got an invitation for "coffee" and an hour later had her legs behind her ears.

PS - I have no game. Which is why she had to invite me over at the end of the night. I actually had very pure intentions going into it. ROFL

Originally Posted by LoneWolf (Post 11700612)

I've been married for almost 18 years.

Originally Posted by Stop, Chiefs (Post 11700655)

Hence your complete lack of perspective on modern dating.

Originally Posted by LoneWolf (Post 11700700)

Yep, I just admitted I was trolling.

Originally Posted by LoneWolf (Post 11700700)

Yep, I just admitted I was trolling.

Originally Posted by lewdog (Post 11700846)

You are old as ****.

Admit that!

Originally Posted by Deberg_1990 (Post 11701125)

Just cut to the chase....

Netflix and F_ck