ROFL:clap:

Thank God nothing worse happened, because it would have been the most Chiefs thing ever to, after a generation of ignoring QB in the first round, trading up and getting our guy to only have a couple of bumpkins knock him off in an armed robbery.

Geez.

I'm surprised Talib isn't a suspect.

Exactly what I thought. Shadows of Joe Delaney.

They look like Raider fans

http://www.kmbc.com/article/chiefs-q...npoint/9654852

Not a chance. The article specifically says the suspects are 34 and 58. Based on his maturity, Tigger has gotta be 17 at the oldest, so it just doesnt make sense.

he needs to move to Olathe....74 degrees year round and sunny . and people there seem nice.

He's involved somehow. That much is for certain.

Based on that article, it sounds like Mahomes has a strong ability to memorize a license plate, and the robbers have a weak ability to plan a robbery.

As usual, it's Alexs fault - CP

I'm certain he's already memorized Reid's favorites at Jack stack

This is an understatement, but what percentage of common criminals are as smart as the ones you see in the movies? Like... .0034 percent? Every instance of theft I've encountered in my personal life through people I knew was committed by morons who were caught within like, 2 hours of performing the robbery. This genious (CP spelling) here decided to drive up with his own registered vehicle without even removing his goddamn license plates.

He guy may as well have said, "Stick'em up. I want all your wallets and purses in this bag. And remember the name Michael Blake Pinkerton! I'll always be lurking, waiting to rob your family again! Remember that name well! That's Michael, spelled the normal way, ending in "a-e-l," and Pinkteron ends in "t-o-n." Feel free to grab a notepad from your glove compartment and write that down. Here's a pen. It's got my father's car dealership on there--- Pinkerton Ford and Honda--- yep, that's the address and the phone number. Oh, and just in case you're gonna try to hunt me down, I'd like to see you try, because I'll just kick your asses and rob you again. Come and ****ing get me, I'm not scared of you. I live at 3422 Buttplug Street in Amarillo. Yeah, out of town. You know that Burger King on 45th close to the mall? Yeah, those townhomes behind there. 6th one from the corner. If you get to the one with red oak siding, you've gone too far."

****ing Alexsexuals.

Can the Chiefs give St. Patrick a bodyguard already?

So let me guess, he was either at the Plaza, the PandL district or Bannister Mall.

CSI Texas: The Dumbass Criminal Files


edit: I really hope the black guy is named Michael Blake Pinkerton and the white guy is Billy Ray. I want that to be true. Then these two are a Coen Bros movie