Holy shit. LMAO


Furadan is some nasty stuff.

No problem, we followed all label application and disposal instructions :D

Wish I had access to that when I was a kid. Living in Nevada when I was a kid I destroyed a lot of red ant colonies. Id pour gasoline down the entrance slowly then light em up. Sometimes Id just dig the colony up, douse them, and listen to them sizzle and pop.

Get all the spiders fighting with all the ants, then

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I like the cut of your jib, son.

I'm fighting moles in my yard right now. Little bastards..

Had a collie years ago that was a mole killin mother****er

Perhaps a couple of these bad boys?

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If not, I've always had decent luck with Terro.

You're not the only one, Buehler

The little bastards have been trying to take over my kitchen counter for months now, at first I figured 'meh, I never leave anything at all on the counter, its always wiped clean so they'll figure that out and go away soon'

But here it is months later and they keep showing up hoping I'll screw up, so I have recently taken great delight in wiping them up with a paper towel soaked in scalding hot water, then rinsing them off it in more scalding hot water

I tried to be nice at first, but they've pushed me too far :#

We seam to fight those little black sugar ants every year. This year I found the nest when I ripped out the flower box out back. Nuked it with some spray I had in the garage and haven't seen one since. The weird part is the nest was in back but they were showing up in the front bedroom on the opposite end of the house.

I appreciate the effort to help me out, but my house is circa 1870 or so... its just about impossible to figure out all the different places they could be coming in

If it keeps up, I'll probably just buy a few of those little poison discs and stick'em behind the microwave

Borax mixed with sugar, syrup and water in little trays ****s them up pretty good. I sprinkle borax around the basement water drain and it keeps the water bugs away.