I've been doing a lot of research since I've got more time on my hands and have come to several conclusions:

1)Aliens do exist
2)Bigfoot is for real
3)Bass and Catfish larger than 2 pounds do not exist.

There are a TRILLION planets in JUST the Milky Way

I'm still correct because I added the +. :)

Like, you've counted

Because you can see them coming?

Side note, I'm with Stephen Hawking views on possible alien visits. They are not going to be cute little ET aliens but more Borg like wanting the planets resources.

I worked with a DJ in Columbia that swore he saw a silver UFO land in a farm field about 40 miles southwest of St. Louis. Said it didn't really scare him, but the radio in his car stopped working, and the temperature in the car went up by about 20 degrees.

You’re welcome.

I had had one too many one night two years ago.

As I shuffled along Southwest Boulevard at around midnight, an iridescent purple Chevy Silverado with blacked out rims screeched to a halt in an empty parking space I was walking past.

The passenger door popped open. "Ey mang, joo need a ride?" He seemed friendly enough and I asked if he was heading in the direction of my apartment.

"Yea mang, hop in!"

He gunned the engine and accelerated along Southwest for a brief moment before his phone rang and he answered it. I didn't and still don't speak his language but I knew to listen for 'gringo' but I never heard him say it.

"Hol' on, we have to go by my cousins' real quick," he announced as we crossed Cesar Chavez and up along Jarboe.

Wasn't too thrilled and though I was drunk, the scene from Training Day started to play out in my mind with vivacity and I began to grow concerned.

It worked out, though, because I had class with his cousin and she was nice enough to make me drink two bottles of water and got an Uber for me. Couldn't ask for a better alien abduction story.

1 in 4 people are morons.

That's objectively true.

1 out of 100 can barely tie their shoes.

I'm on the ship right now. Other than the hourly Anal probes and them forcing me to watch hours of casshole & alice shitting themselves, it's not too bad

Hypothetically we could be.

Maybe life evolved earlier on this planet than any other?

Think about the unique things about humans that you can't guarantee would evolve side by side with intelligence. Forget intelligence. Dolphins are smart as hell, but they can't build cities or space ships.

Humans have one thing we overlook, and it's the thing that gives us the ability to build and manufacture the concepts of our creativity.

Opposable thumbs. From ancient killing tools to writing to rocket ships. Thumbs are a bigger deal than people think.

Even if there is intelligent life, there's no guarantee they have the physical capability to build things. You can't build a space ship with flippers.

Yup.

I actually believe 'intelligent' life is less probable than what our intuition tells us. Intelligence isn't really the only thing we expect from 'intelligent' life. We expect something similar to humanity.

Unless you believe there is an intelligent design behind evolution in which intelligent tool-building animals are the end game.

I don't have any reason to think that's the case. Even if it is, I don't think it's feasible for organisms to travel space fast enough to even contact each other.

I don't think we'll ever meet any aliens,but they could be out there.

Quoted for truth. The great filter is the issue I wonder about most, are we through it or does the Fermi paradox lie just ahead?

Because we know what we are looking at :D

And yes more than likely the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy would be the case. They are here to study then destroy us.