This is entertaining and all, but it's all a moot point. Rock Chalk is obviously a former or present KU student, which, by association makes him a milktoast. FMB in a landslide.

FMB has got this. He can cook a gourmet dinner on Easter Island when he is done whoopin ass

He’ll cook his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.

Long ago student.

I agree that I'm dead in this one. I was provided with possibly the worst weapon and venue combination possible. While I'm quite confident I would easily take this battle in real life given my fitness and training background, I will be crushed in this hypothetical Gladiator Tournament. RIP to me

Looks like the mower is going to kick ass

Apparently lawn mowers aren't a very good weapon against a guy who doesn't have toes. Fire Me Boy once again uses his unique superpower to vanquish a foe, and moves on to Round 3.

After defeating RockChalk FMB griddled him. Incoming what's for dinner post.