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jdubya 09-07-2022 07:24 PM
Nothing better than a propofol nap.

And a cheeseburger never tastes better than the first one you have after a colonoscopy

Jewish Rabbi 09-07-2022 07:25 PM
You’re so butthurt from the thread the other day you need a colonoscopy?

TimeForWasp 09-07-2022 07:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Jewish Rabbi (Post 16448332)
You’re so butthurt from the thread the other day you need a colonoscopy?
I thought that was it.

neech 09-07-2022 07:34 PM
I did the mail-in Cologuard test.

Easy peasy Japanesey.

MarkDavis'Haircut 09-07-2022 07:35 PM
Drop the soap and spread your cheeks.

Dartgod 09-07-2022 07:36 PM
Obligatory

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TimeForWasp 09-07-2022 07:44 PM
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Originally Posted by neech (Post 16448347)
I did the mail-in Cologuard test.

Easy peasy Japanesey.
I did that and they found blood.

Rain Man 09-07-2022 07:46 PM
I'm getting a colonoscopy in the next month or two myself. Let's be colonoscopy buddies!

TimeForWasp 09-07-2022 07:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 16448360)
I'm getting a colonoscopy in the next month or two myself. Let's be colonoscopy buddies!
we don't have time for a butthug. You are in Colorado and I'm in Montana.

Marcellus 09-07-2022 07:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Bearcat (Post 16448246)
You should be able to turn down the water pressure a bit.
:clap:

This one took me a second.

TimeForWasp 09-07-2022 07:55 PM
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Originally Posted by RubberSponge (Post 16448213)
You doing the Miralax sprints tonight?
Mixing whiskey in on it. They didn't say I couldn't

SupDock 09-07-2022 08:00 PM
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Originally Posted by TimeForWasp (Post 16448357)
I did that and they found blood.
87 percent chance of a false positive (no advanced polyp or cancer)

TimeForWasp 09-07-2022 08:02 PM
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Originally Posted by RealSNR (Post 16448242)
I take a shower every time after I take a shit!
There should be a shit in shower .

TimeForWasp 09-07-2022 08:03 PM
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Originally Posted by TimeForWasp (Post 16448365)
we don't have time for a butthug. You are in Colorado and I'm in Montana.
I grossed myself out with this comment.

DaFace 09-07-2022 08:08 PM
The prep is far worse than the procedure.


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