Why you give him such a big penis.

If you go to the George Brett statue Billay will **** your armpit

You know you are a no muscle having beta bitch when a picture like this raises questions like 'is this a picture of the back of the arm, i.e. the tricep, or the front, i.e. bicep?"

Bruh, lift a weight. Other than the cock to your mouth, that is.

Looks like the King of the Hill cartoonist drew it up...

I hate to be the first person to tell you this but your tattoo is gay. Like homosexual. As in two guys doing it. As in fudgepacking. As in brokeback mtn

I got one with a bunch of dongs and Chiefs stuff.

You can always say you were tequila drunk and stumbled into a tattoo parlor I guess.

So much fail in that picture. LMAO

My Johnny Manziel Tat is much better , Bigger schlong too.

bundle of sticks

The OP’s other tattoo…

https://wp.usatodaysports.com/wp-con...70c-550wi1.jpg

Is that actually you? I think its hilarious.

Now go jump off a bus head first into an Aids burning table.

I call bs. No way that's a 'new' tattoo otherwise there would be redness and scaring around and in the tat. I did once, while I was still a Sheriff see a parolee with a full size tattoo of a naked girl with breasts hanging out and full nudity of her lower half on his back that ended with her crotch at his anus. Figure that out on your own...

**** Nike.