My buddy invited me to some exclusive exotic car club in Napa to watch the game and I politely declined.

Like I want to hear a bunch of drunk millionaire 49er fans grumble about how the chiefs get all the calls while their families make noise all over the place.

I get locked in for Chiefs games. It's just gonna be me in the exact same clothes (including underwear and socks) that I've worn for the last ten playoff games, holding the same mug I hold, sitting in the same spot I sit in, and nobody gonna talk in my house.

Did someone say PARTIES?