I would take her to Belize.

What happens when your GF finds it in the sink? (Archer reference...)

How many partners can 1 handle?

Standard version = 1 mate
Deluxe version = unlimited

You can open your own brothel!:doh!:

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I’m not sure they need to teach them how to nag and tell boring stories about their friends at work, but they just had to see if they could do it.

Can they mow the yard? Or at least do the weed eating?

Just make sure she doesn't short circut while she's down on you! :eek:

Everyone wants a sexy sexbot, but the most important thing is to find one that's well grounded.

I took her to dinner at The Majestic Steakhouse, but her GPS was off just a bit and she thought we were at Jimmy Johns... she relentlessly mocked me for spending $150 and 2 hours on shitty subs, when reviews said people typically spend under $20 and less than 30 minutes at the establishment.

I told her that I'd withhold sex if she didn't stop, to which she told me where to shove my footlong, then proceeded to walk outside and into traffic on Broadway and got destroyed by a city bus.

Can't say that was the best $4k I ever spent, tbh.

This sex robot lived close to you?

I asked my wife a while back about this... Sex robots are coming (giggity), what are the rules on cheating with a robot? It broke her brain, didn't have an answer. After a couple minutes she told me I am a dumb ass. So, I think I know what I am getting for XMAS (giggity).

Whoever thought that reading about sexbots would be a ****ing blast?

Now, do they come programmed
to understand Hooters, Hooterville, Cooter and Cooterville?

What names do they come in?

Yu Wan Sum
Ying Yang Yu
Long Dong Me

This is the end of mankind.

You plan on buying one?

I'll take this in a new direction and put forth the idea of using these Sexbots to increase the birth rate. Put some women's eggs in there and the men can joyously fertilize them. The bot can carry to term and the women won't have to go through that process. We have a never-ending supply of eggs so that shouldn't be a problem. Babymaker Bots! Not the intended use but:hmmm: