Ban walls.

Looks like Darwin doing his job to me.

If I was subjected to a pirates game, I'd get drunk enough to fall off the deck too

To get the F outta there

If the vid is zoomed in, it appears the dude hopped on the rail and then just slipped. You can see him try and quickly hang on once he goes over, but couldn’t.

To be that drunk is just nuts. Ban beer at ballparks?

Years ago I was at a Chiefs game. I had drank way too much at the tailgate (I admit it, it was rum and OJ and it just snuck up on me). I almost fell on the people in the row in front of me just trying to stand up.

Yeah, I learned. Arrowhead is steep. Eat more food. Add more OJ less Rum...

So he was there with his girlfriend, John Elway and another lady

****ing reerun

Saw a twitter update he is in critical condition with a skull fracture.

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

Dram shop laws are why Empower has a drunk tank.

Back in the early 90s, when I was sitting in the nose bleeds, there were several times I was convinced that drunk people were going to fall over the railing, and on a couple of occasions, it literally took people saving someone from falling to prevent something like this.

Fortunately, by that time Arrowhead was always sold out, so there were a lot of people aware of how drunk and dangerous it was.

Did he survive?

I suspect an argument between him and girlfriend, maybe something like:

girlfriend: "You're drunk!"

dude: "It's my day off!'"

girlfriend: "you're totally drunk!"

dude: "IT'S MY DAY OFF!"

girlfriend: "We're supposed to pick out curtains tomorrow and you'll be hungover!"

dude: "shut the hell up, or I'm going to jump off this balcony"

girlfriend: "you don't have the balls!"

.............................

(nod to greg giraldo)

For now.