sec...You got a cigar I can borrow? http://www.ChiefsPlanet.com/ubb/biggrin.gif<BR>

I invented the balance beam... Isn't that better than a cigar?! http://www.ChiefsPlanet.com/ubb/tongue.gif

Balance beam.....GIDDDYYYUPPP!!!<BR>

So who invented the wedgie?

I don't know who invented the wedgie, but I can tell you that when i was a Freshman in HS I know a few Seniors who tried to perfect it by using me as a guinea pig.

mmaddog
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"When you're not the lead dog in the pack, the view is always the same"

SYDNEY (Reuters) - Sydney prostitutes are offering customers ``Sprints! Relays! and Marathons!'' in an advertising drive to cash in on the Olympic Games (news - web sites).

One brothel in the Lidcombe area near the Olympic complex insists in an advert in the Daily Telegraph tabloid that it has ''gold medal specialists'' to entertain clients.

Another near the Olympic Homebush Bay venues says: ``Go for gold! -- We always go the distance.''

Several others simply boast of ``gold medal services.''

Brothels are legal in Sydney and the rest of the state of New South Wales. <P>

Well.........

I invented the tooth brush

Guys you can thank me later... http://www.ChiefsPlanet.com/ubb/smile.gif

Mark Kilgore...

Did they perfect Swirlies on you as well?

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I heard a female comedian once say that who ever invented "breathable" panty liners had to be a man cause if it had been a woman, she would have put little tongues in them.

Whoever is responsible for this board, or the Star board, I want to thank you for creating a forum to discuss my invention, which is, of course, football.

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Red Eyes
Chinn Up.

[b]The SitCom must die!!</B>

Pam - Ewwwwww! yuck.

Morphius
Grinning on the inside.

I would like to add that I created the dongle, because I really find it funny to watch computer guys going around asking if anyone happens to have an extra dongle they could use, they squirm everytime.

Morhius
Knowing that very few people will have any clue what I'm talking about.

Okay, What is a dongle?

A security piece to written software that maybe will be on a different port.


got ya

Pam - A dongle is also known by some as a pony tail. In laymans term it is normally an adapter used on laptops from an PCMCIA ethernet card (really thin card that slides into a slot on a laptop) to a network cable. The size of the network connection would cause you to use 2 of the PCMCIA slots instead of just one, so they use a dongle to take up less space. I doubt that is very clear, but I don't know how else then to describe it.

Pam - What ask your husband? I have not heard that definition, but I'm not a programmer either, hmmm. I learned something else today.