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angel

11-06-2003 03:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Simplex3

To me being a man is:

Showering, shave, comb hair: yes
Pedicure: no

Open doors for women: yes
Cry at movies with women: no

Protect your woman: yes
Hit your woman: never.

Watch football, drink beer and liquor, smoke cigars: yes
Watch fashion shows, drink wine coolers, smoke poles: no

Look at every chick that walks by and want to bang her: yes
Cheat on your wife by banging every chick that walks by: no

Buy a sportscar when you're 40: yes
Change your 40 year old wife in for two 20's: no

Be the head of your household: yes
Have another "head" in your household: no

You get the idea. :thumb:

that's perfect

stevieray

11-06-2003 03:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZachKC

I found this whole piece to be pretty stupid.

This doesn't suprise me. You grew up in it.

siberian khatru

11-06-2003 03:37 PM

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Originally Posted by angel

they seem to, don't they?
personally, I want a guy who can fight, I like to feel protected- if he beats me, that's the end of that, however- a guy who likes football, namely the Chiefs, not one that just says he's a fan, but one who really likes football; I don't want a guy who cries more than I do. I don't like poetry. I like music, however- classic rock, none of that newer n*sync type crap.
I don't know how many females would admit to agree with me on this, but they're out there, don't worry- be men.

Will you marry me? :drool:

Don't worry, my wife will understand. ;)

angel

11-06-2003 03:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by siberian khatru

Will you marry me? :drool:

Don't worry, my wife will understand. ;)

sorry- see below

Quote:

Originally Posted by Simplex3

Buy a sportscar when you're 40: yes
Change your 40 year old wife in for two 20's: no

siberian khatru

11-06-2003 03:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by angel

sorry- see below

Who said anything about trading her in? (Besides, she's only 36 ;) )

We could all move to Utah and become polygamous Mormons! :p

Yes, Chiefs football and classic rock are THAT important to me.

angel

11-06-2003 03:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by siberian khatru

Who said anything about trading her in? (Besides, she's only 36 ;) )

We could all move to Utah and become polygamous Mormons! :p

Yes, Chiefs football and classic rock are THAT important to me.

:D sorry, I don't share

siberian khatru

11-06-2003 03:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by angel

:D sorry, I don't share

http://www.cnn.com/WORLD/9708/06/kor...t1.anguish.jpg

angel

11-06-2003 04:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ENDelt260

That's good stuff, and I'm almost there. I open doors for women, I drive a pickup (which I think is probably more manly than a Porsche, but that's just me), I never got into cigars much... well, unless there wasn't tobacco in them. Is it okay if I get drunk frequently?

I can't shoot worth a shit, tho.

hmmm, I don't mind about the cigars... I like trucks... maybe if you didn't try to shoot when you were drunk, it'd work better--- ask me again when your aim improves ;)

angel

11-06-2003 04:07 PM

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Originally Posted by ENDelt260

I hear that if you learn some of the dance moves for "Bye, Bye, Bye" and you and 3 or 4 four of your friends perform the song w/ dance moves at karaoke night, college girls go nuts over it.

they probably do... as long as you're hot enough, or they're drunk enough... I just don't go for that- I think it's gay... not that there's anything wrong with that

angel

11-06-2003 04:11 PM

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Originally Posted by ENDelt260

But, going out to the desert, drinking, and shooting up old appliances is FUN. It's just not the same w/out the beer.

I'm sure it is-- but when it comes down to some mugger trying to get my purse, you'd better be able to stop him- that's all I"m saying

also, none of this "I'd rather play video games or look at hot girls on TV than fondle a real live girl who's in the room with me and wants attention"

Simplex3

11-06-2003 04:19 PM

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Originally Posted by angel

also, none of this "I'd rather play video games or look at hot girls on TV than fondle my real live girlfriend who's in the room with me and wants attention"

So you've actually found one of these dorks that will take porn over a chick?

FWIW, feminists are the cause of that. If you don't know why, ask. I can explain.

angel

11-06-2003 04:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Simplex3

So you've actually found one of these dorks that will take porn over a chick?

FWIW, feminists are the cause of that. If you don't know why, ask. I can explain.

EXPLAIN!!! please

siberian khatru

11-06-2003 04:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by angel

EXPLAIN!!! please

I'm betting that simplex was just looking for an opportunity to talk dirty to you.

memyselfI

11-06-2003 04:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Baby Lee

Show me a man in touch with the feminine side, and I'll show you guy with a girfriend who is ****ing his best friend in 6 months.

You've got to be kidding. You are saying the only way women are faithful to a man is if he is a hard assed jerk...perhaps that has worked for YOU but I don't know any women who would stay with, let alone be faithful, to a guy like that.

headsnap

11-06-2003 04:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by angel

"I'd rather play video games or look at hot girls on TV than fondle my real live girlfriend who's in the room with me and wants attention"

that's just gay!

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