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So are you just trying to expand your post count or something, Senator?

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

So are you just trying to expand your post count or something, Senator?

Yes. Thank you for giving Bob Dole the opportunity to reply and supply the evidence.

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Originally Posted by Bob_Damned_Dole

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Texarkana Rocks is providing a great public service. Kudoes to you brave people.

Damn, burst my bubble. I thought I was the only one that knew about the little dude pushing the lawnmower.

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Originally Posted by Bob_Damned_Dole

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ROFL ROFL ROFL Some of those responses are priceless...

I know Rainman will be pleased to know I got this email today:

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Dear friends,

I just wanted to pass this along to you because I don't want to see anyone get hurt.

The sister of a good friend of mine is in the hospital tonight, and for a reason that might surprise you.

She decided to make some microwave popcorn last night, and stuck the bag of popcorn in the microwave. While she was waiting, she was leaning against the countertop where the microwave was, facing away from the microwave.

Now, this girl has a big tattoo on her lower back. It's one of those with twirling rose vines and flowers and some Chinese lettering. She was wearing a midriff top so it was exposed, and it was pretty close to the front of the microwave.

I'm not a physicist, but apparently the inks used in tattoos have some phosphorus in them, which is the same phosphorus that the Navy uses for those really nasty bombs. Something about the proximity to the microwave ignited that phosphorus - which was imbedded in her skin!

Her back caught on fire, and it was one of those chemical fires that can't be put out with water and is invisible to the naked eye. She had to call 911 and then couldn't put out the flames until the paramedics got there and used one of those special chemical fire extinguishers on her. Tonight she's in the hospital awaiting skin grafts, with third degree burns over 20 percent of her body. The doctor said that this is not the first case that he's seen of this, and that it's getting more common as tattoo sizes increase. Women with lower back tattoos are particularly vulnerable given the size and height of many of those tattoos.

I'm writing because I want to warn people of this, and please pass it along to other people you know. Do NOT stand in front of the microwave if you have one of those big tattoos. If you do, be sure that you either wrap the tattoo in Saran Wrap, or that you spray the tattoo with one of those vegetable cooking sprays that will lubricate it and keep it from igniting.

Thanks for listening, and be careful!

Awrigggghhhht! We're on our way.

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great

-EBOLA-

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Originally Posted by Phobia

I know Rainman will be pleased to know I got this email today:

gochiefs still emailing you, huh?

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Originally Posted by tk13

gochiefs still emailing you, huh?

No, I was just trying to start a little hoax of my own.

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Originally Posted by Phobia

No, I was just trying to start a little hoax of my own.

Yeah, I understand, but I'd never do something like that.

BTW did I tell you I had a threesome with Britney Spears AND Christina Aguilera last week.

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Originally Posted by tk13

Yeah, I understand, but I'd never do something like that.

BTW did I tell you I had a threesome with Britney Spears AND Christina Aguilera last week.

Yes. How did I taste?

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Originally Posted by ENDelt260

I don't think tk13's gonna be able to tell you. From what I understand they didn't bring the strap-ons to his session.

That's highly unfortunate because the Phil/Britney/Christina train was the highlight of the show.

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Great. Now I'm going to have nightmares.

The current medical term is "Wet dreams". It's nothing to be ashamed of, Brian.

Wow, that backfired horribly. I formally apologize to the membership for starting that horrible exchange.