HEY!!! DAMNIT!!! :cuss:

Only the women folk are allowed to use my secret identity name!

Your penis has a first name, it's "s-e-v-e-n"
Your penis has a second name, it's "inches, more or less".
You like to touch it every day,
and when we ask you why, you saayyyyy.
" 'Cause, seven inches, more or less, I'd be a man or wear a dress."

I'd have found this thread much more entertaining if it'd been posted right about now. You silly bastards need to stay up later.

Been there! Okay now tell us!!!

Roy, I noticed that not one guy wanted to admit he tried it. Maybe that is testimony that the stuff doesn't work and is designed to only get your money ... as most of us suspect....

Just by being an old dog, I expect that the majority of the pills companys are on the same page. They all seem to use the same ingredients, herbs, etc, dating back to Chinese methods. Many of these herbs do increase circulation in the body. I could see where one might get some benefit from this if they used some of the old school methods along side .

Hey, it has taken years for the breast enchancement pills to start working thru trial and error..... who knows, maybe some of these companys are on the right track ?

Medical break thru has developed herbs and drugs to aid sexual desire/ performance funtion to date, it's probally just a matter of time before this is a reality.

Roy, I have to tell ya man...the damn things work like a charm. :thumb:

Problem is, now I got women beatin' my door down, DAILY; my wife is beggin' for it two or three times a day; I received dozens of calls from Adult cinema "entertainment" producers; and my male friends are so friggin' jealous, well....to be honest it's difficult to live with.

I'm actually seeing a cosmetic surgeon next week, to explore the possibility of penis "reduction" surgery....

The lesson is be careful what you wish for; only a select few men know the pain and suffering I've endured because of my freakish "gift." I wouldn't wish it on anyone. :(

:p

ROFL Got'm lined up ,hey ?

I was going thru my email the other day and eas frustrated on on the ads, figured this would be a good comedy thread for some of us.

But in reality, I was wondering how many young'ns would fess up to this.

Hey, back in the 70's/ 80's, in the Big John Holmes days, how many guys felt left out with what that guy had ? :rolleyes:

I tried an "enhacement" cream for a few months back in 2000. No noticeable increase in size of my "naughty bits" but my right hand is so large now I dont need a glove when playing center field.

ROFL

No way. I don't like even hearing that kind of stuff. I'm just going to cover my ears and start singing.

Young girl, get out of my mind
My love for you is way out of line
Better run, girl
You're much too young, girl

With all the charms of a woman
You've kept the secret of your youth
You led me to believe you're old enough
To give me love
And now it hurts to know the truth, woah

Young girl, get out of my mind
My love for you is way out of line
Better run, girl
You're much too young, girl

Beneath your perfume and make-up
You're just a baby in disguise
And though you know that it's wrong to be
Alone with me
That come on look is in your eyes, woah

Young girl, get out of my mind
My love for you is way out of line
Better run, girl
You're much too young, girl

So hurry home to your mama
I'm sure she wonders where you are
Get out of here, before I have the time
To change my mind
'Cause I'm afraid we'll go too far, woah

Young girl, get out of my mind
My love for you is way out of line
Better run, girl
You're much too young, girl

Young girl, get out of my mind
My love for you is way out of line
Better run, girl
You're much too young, girl

Had to go bed my wife with my package. lol. No time to post here.

I must say after posting all these emails as spam, it does no good.

It seems as if you block one, more come around .

What's up with that ?

BTW, I would have thought this thread was to be in the HOF ?

I still have to wonder if RoyC isn't trying to get his Christmas gifts for royr early this year...

my hotmail gets alot of those too. If I replied to HALF of them, I wouldn't be able to DRAG the damn thing around!!!