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Phobia 01-17-2005 07:42 PM

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Originally Posted by GoatCheese
"The gays?"

Yes, the rest of the gays and yourself. Any other questions?

Mile High Mania 01-17-2005 07:42 PM

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Originally Posted by GoatCheese
Remember, the best birth control is the pull out method.

Good advice... GC has yet to get to get Rosie pregnant.

Phobia 01-17-2005 07:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Jenson71
What? :spock:

Not a fan of Scorsese? I didn't know there was such a thing...

I've never even heard of her.

Mile High Mania 01-17-2005 07:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Phobia
I've never even heard of her.

He's the brain behind Pixar... I'm sure of it.

Demonpenz 01-17-2005 07:44 PM

make sure you put alittle tabasco sauce in the condom when your done. That way if she tries to use some of the semen in there she gets fire cooch

Fairplay 01-17-2005 07:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Mile High Mania
Good advice... GC has yet to get to get Rosie pregnant.




Doh!

Mile High Mania 01-17-2005 07:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Demonpenz
make sure you put alittle tabasco sauce in the condom when your done. That way if she tries to use some of the semen in there she gets fire cooch


Uhhhh, damn!

Jenson71 01-17-2005 07:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Phobia
I've never even heard of her.

Why the hell would you say that?

Seriously, I'm done with chiefsplanet...



for now

Chiefs Pantalones 01-17-2005 07:53 PM

Can someone be a good citizen and tell me WTF is going on without having to read all the replys?

Hammock Parties 01-17-2005 07:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Phobia
Yes, the rest of the gays and yourself. Any other questions?

I ain't gay.

Hammock Parties 01-17-2005 07:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Special Ed
Can someone be a good citizen and tell me WTF is going on without having to read all the replys?

Roy found a girl and got laid. He's been swept off his feet. He is better than me.

Chiefs Pantalones 01-17-2005 08:17 PM

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Originally Posted by GoatCheese
Roy found a girl and got laid. He's been swept off his feet. He is better than me.

Oh, ok. Thanks.

Donger 01-17-2005 08:32 PM

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Originally Posted by GoatCheese
Remember, the best birth control is the pull out method.

For the sake of humanity, please acknowledge and learn that "pulling out" is, in fact, the worst method of birth control possible (sans castration) before you pollute the world with your offspring.

Hammock Parties 01-17-2005 08:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger
For the sake of humanity, please acknowledge and learn that "pulling out" is, in fact, the worst method of birth control possible (sans castration) before you pollute the world with your offspring.

It was a joke, Dildonger.

Donger 01-17-2005 08:34 PM

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Originally Posted by GoatCheese
I ain't gay.

Perhaps not.

Then again, I doubt that you're heterosexual either.

NTTAWWT.

Donger 01-17-2005 08:35 PM

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Originally Posted by GoatCheese
It was a joke, Dildonger.

As was mine, you mental midget.

Hammock Parties 01-17-2005 08:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger
As was mine, you mental midget.

Yours wasn't very funny...hence easy to misjudge as not a joke.

Hammock Parties 01-17-2005 08:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger
Perhaps not.

Then again, I doubt that you're heterosexual either.

NTTAWWT.

No, I'm pretty sure I am. I enjoy the girly thread.

Donger 01-17-2005 08:37 PM

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Originally Posted by GoatCheese
Yours wasn't very funny...hence easy to misjudge as not a joke.

It wasn't meant to be funny. I can't imagine anything even remotely related to you being "funny." Pathetic and sad, perhaps, but not humorous.

Phobia 01-17-2005 08:37 PM

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Originally Posted by GoatCheese
No, I'm pretty sure I am. I enjoy the girly thread.

Which proves nothing. DenverChief enjoys and contributes to the girly thread.

Hammock Parties 01-17-2005 08:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Phobia
Which proves nothing. DenverChief enjoys and contributes to the girly thread.

I've never been turned on by a guy.

Saulbadguy 01-17-2005 08:58 PM

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Originally Posted by GoatCheese
I've never been turned on by a guy.

http://entimg.msn.com/i/150/ce/aug/mhamill_150.jpg

Hammock Parties 01-17-2005 08:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Saulbadguy

What? Luke's cool and all but I don't want to have sex with him.

Skip Towne 01-17-2005 09:08 PM

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Originally Posted by GoatCheese
Remember, the best birth control is the pull out method.

Wrong again. Abstaining is the best method.

Donger 01-17-2005 09:10 PM

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Originally Posted by GoatCheese
What? Luke's cool and all but I don't want to have sex with him.

Considering that you're apparently incapable of making a differentiation between a role he once played and who he is in the real world, I simply don't believe you.

Skip Towne 01-17-2005 09:11 PM

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Originally Posted by GoatCheese
Remember, the best birth control is the pull out method.

You're an idiot. How could you possibly know anything about that? You've got to put it in before you can pull it out.

Hammock Parties 01-17-2005 09:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger
Considering that you're apparently incapable of making a differentiation between a role he once played and who he is in the real world, I simply don't believe you.

Um, the only film I've ever seen Mark Hamill in was Star Wars... (well, that and when he played Cock Knocker).

Donger 01-17-2005 09:14 PM

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Originally Posted by GoatCheese
Um, the only film I've ever seen Mark Hamill in was Star Wars

That doesn't surprise me in the least.

Skip Towne 01-17-2005 09:17 PM

Goat Cheese, you pervert, would you consider changing your avatar? It not only highlights your arrested development but is quite possibly the most offensive POS I've ever seen.

Hammock Parties 01-17-2005 09:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Skip Towne
Goat Cheese, you pervert, would you consider changing your avatar? It not only highlights your arrested development but is quite possibly the most offensive POS I've ever seen.

Please, on a site where we have half-naked women in avatars?

Click the link in my sig if you really want a show.

Donger 01-17-2005 09:27 PM

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Originally Posted by GoatCheese
Please, on a site where we have half-naked women in avatars?

Click the link in my sig if you really want a show.

Nah, some adult dweeb dressed up in a costume from a cheesy movie pretending to emulate a sexual activity (I presume with a female, species unspecified) is certainly more offensive than an honest-to-God, flesh and bone, picture of a female.

"Offensive" may not be the correct word. "Reality" may be more apropos.

Saulbadguy 01-17-2005 09:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Skip Towne
Goat Cheese, you pervert, would you consider changing your avatar? It not only highlights your arrested development but is quite possibly the most offensive POS I've ever seen.

Its fairly amusing.

Hammock Parties 01-17-2005 09:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Saulbadguy
Its fairly amusing.

Teh rep.

Iowanian 01-17-2005 10:43 PM

III, you're going to have an asthma attack sniffing that finger so hard.

No wonder I missed this thread.......I'd been watching another one for a week, awaiting the results of the big weekend.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...t=40515&page=2

Iowanian 01-17-2005 10:44 PM

Never. EVAR! tell this broad about Chiefsplanet.......EVAR!.

Until she breaks your heart and you want her to see the Revenge thread where you post the pics.

Mr. Kotter 01-17-2005 10:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Iowanian
Never. EVAR! tell this broad about Chiefsplanet.......EVAR!.

Until she breaks your heart and you want her to see the Revenge thread where you post the pics.

ROFL

teedubya 01-18-2005 12:12 AM

ROYR17::

dont count on her being with you in 10 months... once she realizes your posting habits, you are toast.

royr17 01-18-2005 01:21 PM

Umm, guys i told her that i told you guys and she said it was ok cause she told some of her friends, so im not in trouble, ok.

So its not really as bad as I thought it was going to be. But now im goin to keep everything that goes on between me and her down to a very low detailed limit.

Carry On.

Phobia 01-18-2005 01:22 PM

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Originally Posted by royr17
Umm, guys i told her that i told you guys and she said it was ok cause she told some of her friends, so im not in trouble, ok.

Dude. Stop being an idiot.

royr17 01-18-2005 01:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Phobia
Dude. Stop being an idiot.

Ok, well, then this thread wasnt a very good idea in the 1st place.

Donger 01-18-2005 01:28 PM

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Originally Posted by royr17
Umm, guys i told her that i told you guys and she said it was ok cause she told some of her friends, so im not in trouble, ok.

Rookie. You're not in trouble YET.

Phobia 01-18-2005 01:29 PM

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Originally Posted by royr17
Ok, well, then this thread wasnt a very good idea in the 1st place.

Despite that, don't tell the broad everything you do with your buddies. Jeez. Unbelievable.

Donger 01-18-2005 01:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Phobia
Despite that, don't tell the broad everything you do with your buddies. Jeez. Unbelievable.

Sshhhhh!

Eleazar 01-18-2005 01:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Phobia
Despite that, don't tell the broad everything you do with your buddies. Jeez. Unbelievable.

That's a good way to get rid of one.

royr17 01-18-2005 01:33 PM

Well you guys have your way with this thread all you want, but i am now officially done with the thread.

Skip Towne 01-18-2005 01:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Saulbadguy
Its fairly amusing.

Then you're as much the doofus as he is.

Phobia 01-18-2005 01:37 PM

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Originally Posted by royr17
Well you guys have your way with this thread all you want, but i am now officially done with the thread.

Is this the official OFFICIAL done warning? I'm wondering because I think this is the 5th or 6th post you've made on this thread declaring you were done with it.

go bo 01-18-2005 01:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Phobia
Is this the official OFFICIAL done warning? I'm wondering because I think this is the 5th or 6th post you've made on this thread declaring you were done with it.

well, that depends on what the meaning of "done" is...

Iowanian 01-18-2005 02:46 PM

Its been 3 days now.

I wonder if the Burn during Urination, itching of the bugs crawling in the ThreeRug, and the discharge have begun yet?

Its probably time to dig up the address of the KY Campus Clinics with antibiotic injections and a supply of 2' quetips.

Iowanian 01-18-2005 02:49 PM

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Originally Posted by royr17
Umm, guys i told her that i told you guys and she said it was ok cause she told some of her friends, so im not in trouble, ok.
Carry On.

You have got to learn rule #2 of the guy code. Keep your mouth shut.

Dude...you DON'T, and I told you to NEVER tell her about this place.....and that you told anyone you shagged her rotten. Its ok to tell your buddies, but NEVER, EVAR!!!! admit to her that you did.

IF she sees you, hears you and has a picture.......your answer is still "Wasn't me"

go bo 01-18-2005 02:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Iowanian
You have got to learn rule #2 of the guy code. Keep your mouth shut.

Dude...you DON'T, and I told you to NEVER tell her about this place.....and that you told anyone you shagged her rotten. Its ok to tell your buddies, but NEVER, EVAR!!!! admit to her that you did.

IF she sees you, hears you and has a picture.......your answer is still "Wasn't me"

good advice...

funny, but good advice... ROFL ROFL ROFL

yunghungwell 01-18-2005 03:00 PM

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Originally Posted by royr17
Yes, but im not getting into any detail about that, i feel bad telling stuff like this you know, so try 2 keep the sexual questions down as little as possible.

Thanks guys.

NOT ON THE INTERNET MAN! DON'T TELL ABOUT IT ON THE INTERNET! *whisper* You never know if "they" might be watching. *shifty eyes*

yunghungwell 01-18-2005 03:02 PM

Wow, and I didn't even finish reading the first page before I posted.

(Echoing what Dr. Iowanian said.) STFU

royr17 01-18-2005 03:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Iowanian
You have got to learn rule #2 of the guy code. Keep your mouth shut.

Dude...you DON'T, and I told you to NEVER tell her about this place.....and that you told anyone you shagged her rotten. Its ok to tell your buddies, but NEVER, EVAR!!!! admit to her that you did.

IF she sees you, hears you and has a picture.......your answer is still "Wasn't me"

I just gotta say that I didnt tell her about this place, I just told her that I told some of my friends. Thats all. I never mentioned one thing about Chiefsplanet.

ROYC75 01-18-2005 03:57 PM

:eek: WOW !

I get back from the doctors office to find that I missed this thread from yesterday. :shake:

Aye aye aye ..........

Phobia 01-18-2005 03:59 PM

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Originally Posted by royr17
I just gotta say that I didnt tell her about this place, I just told her that I told some of my friends. Thats all. I never mentioned one thing about Chiefsplanet.

Guys, he's really actually truly officially officially official done with this thread now. For REAL this time.

wutamess 01-18-2005 04:01 PM

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Originally Posted by ROYC75
:eek: WOW !

I get back from the doctors office to find that I missed this thread from yesterday. :shake:

Aye aye aye ..........

And in your bed also :Lin:

Iowanian 01-18-2005 04:02 PM

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Originally Posted by ROYC75
:eek: WOW !

I get back from the doctors office to find that I missed this thread from yesterday. :shake:

Aye aye aye ..........


yeah Roy.........After you went to bed or when they were in the basement "playing nintendo", III was Tamping her like a corner post.

You'd better tell him where babies come from, and get him down to the vet for a shot of Combiotic and some Ivomec, maybe a worbex pour.

Skip Towne 01-18-2005 04:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Phobia
Guys, he's really actually truly officially officially official done with this thread now. For REAL this time.

I'm gonna keep posting on it anyway just to see how long I can keep him posting on it.

Iowanian 01-18-2005 04:05 PM

I know, I know.........you just stepped out for a minute RC, but you'll have to remember, he was a beginner.

He may have been confused and just shot himself in the Pocket when she hugged him goodbye.

ROYC75 01-18-2005 04:06 PM

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Originally Posted by wutamess
And in your bed also :Lin:


No way....... it was his bed and the shower.

My room is off limits ! :mad:

Skip Towne 01-18-2005 04:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Iowanian
yeah Roy.........After you went to bed or when they were in the basement "playing nintendo", III was Tamping her like a corner post.

You'd better tell him where babies come from, and get him down to the vet for a shot of Combiotic and some Ivomec, maybe a worbex pour.

:LOL: Ivomec. Ya think she's wormy too?

Phobia 01-18-2005 04:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Skip Towne
I'm gonna keep posting on it anyway just to see how long I can keep him posting on it.

It doesn't matter. There's nothing anybody can possibly say that will get him to post on this thread again. He didn't say "probably" done or that he reserves the right to post here again. He's through. It's official this time. Don't get your hopes up.

royr17 01-18-2005 04:09 PM

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Originally Posted by ROYC75
No way....... it was his bed and the shower.

My room is off limits ! :mad:

Hmm, that sounds like a pretty good idea, maybe I should use your bed the next time I do something, hehe. :p

Phobia 01-18-2005 04:10 PM

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Originally Posted by ROYC75
No way....... it was his bed and the shower.

AND the Shower? How did you know about the shower? You didn't.... no.... dude, you didn't use that hidden camera site I PM'ed you. DID YOU?!?!?! ROFL

Oh crap. Wait until Roy III is forced to tell her now.

Iowanian 01-18-2005 04:10 PM

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Originally Posted by ENDelt260
Where'd you learn dem big words?

mah dad-dah teeched me wen I was a yungun..........I had a friend in HS who lahked dirty women and was into home remedy.

http://www.thepigsite.com/BusinessDi...p?Display=2744

Combiotic is veterenary Antibiotic brand name

Worbex.....is a pour on treatment for flies, fleas and mites.

wutamess 01-18-2005 04:11 PM

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Originally Posted by royr17
Hmm, that sounds like a pretty good idea, maybe I should use your bed the next time I do something, hehe. :p

ROFL
He's done after that!

~ Couldn't resist.

ROYC75 01-18-2005 04:11 PM

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Originally Posted by royr17
Hmm, that sounds like a pretty good idea, maybe I should use your bed the next time I do something, hehe. :p


Have you ever seen shit hitting the fan before, it will be much worst.

Iowanian 01-18-2005 04:12 PM

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Originally Posted by royr17
Hmm, that sounds like a pretty good idea, maybe I should use your bed the next time I do something, hehe. :p

So you think you accidently got her in the corn sorter?


III falls into a 1 in a million shot, and 2 days later is the Planets very on royRon Jeremy.

Phobia 01-18-2005 04:13 PM

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Originally Posted by ROYC75
Have you ever seen shit hitting the fan before, it will be much worst.

The boy busted his cherry 3 days ago and he's already moved on to scat? :shake:

|Zach| 01-18-2005 04:14 PM

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Originally Posted by royr17
Hmm, that sounds like a pretty good idea, maybe I should use your bed the next time I do something, hehe. :p

Oh my.

Mr. Kotter 01-18-2005 04:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Phobia
AND the Shower? How did you know about the shower? You didn't.... no.... dude, you didn't use that hidden camera site I PM'ed you. DID YOU?!?!?! ROFL

Oh crap. Wait until Roy III is forced to tell her now.

Please don't encourage him; next thing he'll be postin' the webcam link.... :shake:

ROYC75 01-18-2005 04:15 PM

Only the big cocks are allowed in the barnyard, keep yur itty bitty weewee in the confiments of your room.

Phobia 01-18-2005 04:16 PM

Torrent, Torrent, Torrent

royr17 01-18-2005 04:17 PM

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Originally Posted by ROYC75
Only the big cocks are allowed in the barnyard, keep yur itty bitty weewee in the confiments of your room.

Im sorry but im afraid you have aged too much to fall into that category, hehe. :p

Iowanian 01-18-2005 04:17 PM

Hell RC........you know damn well he's already rubbed it on everything in the house by now, except maybe that loaf of bread and peanut butter you just brought home from the store...and you'd better keep an eye on that, and check the seal.

III,
If pa catches you draggin your bare wagon around his home base, he might just Band you.

Mr. Kotter 01-18-2005 04:18 PM

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Originally Posted by ROYC75
Have you ever seen shit hitting the fan before, it will be much worst.

.

Phobia 01-18-2005 04:21 PM


http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/attac...id=36526&stc=1

OH MY GOD. Is that Go Bo spanking ENDelt?

|Zach| 01-18-2005 04:21 PM

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Originally Posted by ROYC75
Only the big cocks are allowed in the barnyard

Wahhh

Donger 01-18-2005 04:22 PM

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Originally Posted by SDChiefsfan
.

SFPD.

Heh.


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