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Goapics1 07-01-2005 01:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Psicosis
"Wait a minute... he's talking in the sign language bubble!"
"Deaf people have never been more confused."

is this an encrypted message?

Kclee 07-01-2005 01:45 PM

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Originally Posted by apics1
Since we are being friendly today............what is the history behind "teh ghey" thing. did someone spell incorrectly or something?


Here you go:

Teh is a common typo for the. This misspelling of the most common word in the (written) English language is so common that it is one of the words in the auto-correct lists of spellcheckers in popular word processing applications, such as Microsoft Word, OpenOffice.org Writer, or Corel WordPerfect.

In the online slang known as Leet, it is deliberately used in place of the, and often spelled with a numeral 3 in place of e. Teh and t3h are the traditional spellings of the in the phrase "ph33r t3h ...".

Besides being an alternate spelling of the, teh also has grammatical properties not generally applied to the. It can be used with proper names, as in "teh John"; compare the usage of the definite article in Greek: ο Ιωαννης (o Ioannes), literally "the John". A similar usage comes from German, where the definite article is used as a specifier to modify the noun: "Der Johann", again literally, "the John", could be used to identify John, and not Phil, as the subject performing a certain action.

Furthermore, teh is sometimes used in front of a verb, turning it into a species of compound noun chain. The best-known example of this is the word suck. Thus, the phrase this sucks can be converted into this is teh suck; the word pwn can be similarly converted (teh pwn). The above phrases are primarily used by the gaming community, and often intended humorously.

In English, the can be used as an intensifier for the superlative form of adjectives; compare "that is best" and "that is the best." Teh has a similar use as an intensifier for unmodified adjectives, generally marking a sarcastic tone. For example, "that is teh lame" translates as "that is the lamest." This contrasts with the use of the in English to construct mass nouns from adjectives, as in "blessed are the meek," where the meek denotes a class of people who are meek, or perhaps teh humble.

Retrieved from "http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teh"

Goapics1 07-01-2005 01:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Kclee
Here you go:

Teh is a common typo for the. This misspelling of the most common word in the (written) English language is so common that it is one of the words in the auto-correct lists of spellcheckers in popular word processing applications, such as Microsoft Word, OpenOffice.org Writer, or Corel WordPerfect.

In the online slang known as Leet, it is deliberately used in place of the, and often spelled with a numeral 3 in place of e. Teh and t3h are the traditional spellings of the in the phrase "ph33r t3h ...".

Besides being an alternate spelling of the, teh also has grammatical properties not generally applied to the. It can be used with proper names, as in "teh John"; compare the usage of the definite article in Greek: ο Ιωαννης (o Ioannes), literally "the John". A similar usage comes from German, where the definite article is used as a specifier to modify the noun: "Der Johann", again literally, "the John", could be used to identify John, and not Phil, as the subject performing a certain action.

Furthermore, teh is sometimes used in front of a verb, turning it into a species of compound noun chain. The best-known example of this is the word suck. Thus, the phrase this sucks can be converted into this is teh suck; the word pwn can be similarly converted (teh pwn). The above phrases are primarily used by the gaming community, and often intended humorously.

In English, the can be used as an intensifier for the superlative form of adjectives; compare "that is best" and "that is the best." Teh has a similar use as an intensifier for unmodified adjectives, generally marking a sarcastic tone. For example, "that is teh lame" translates as "that is the lamest." This contrasts with the use of the in English to construct mass nouns from adjectives, as in "blessed are the meek," where the meek denotes a class of people who are meek, or perhaps teh humble.

Retrieved from "http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teh"

Thanks

Jenny Gump 07-01-2005 01:47 PM

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Originally Posted by apics1
Thanks

Yeah...I started it. That and post-it notes.

Goapics1 07-01-2005 01:49 PM

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Originally Posted by JennyGump
Yeah...I started it. That and post-it notes.

i thought you were going to teh mexico?

Jenny Gump 07-01-2005 01:49 PM

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Originally Posted by apics1
i thought you were going to teh mexico?

Si, on el-Munday.

Goapics1 07-01-2005 01:50 PM

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Originally Posted by JennyGump
Si, on el-Munday.

t3h enjoy

Simplex3 07-01-2005 01:52 PM

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Originally Posted by apics1
t3h enjoy

You used it wrong, damnit. "Tequila and hookers is teh enjoy" would be correct.

Kclee 07-01-2005 01:53 PM

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Originally Posted by apics1
t3h enjoy


Now don't over do it. You do it too much and you're a dork. You have to slide it in every now and then. That's how the cool kids do it. Rookie.

Hog's Gone Fishin 07-01-2005 01:54 PM

Hi, I am Hog Farmer, Yes my name is my profession. I am a professional pig man. I have 15 rental properties and also a stone yard where I sell landscaping stone. I lurk here EVERYday because the Chiefs are very important for my sanity. :banghead: With my profession and side businesses comes much stress and the few minutes that I can pull up chiefs planet gives me great pleasure. I post very little, only enough to gain some neg rep. But I love all you guys.

Jenny Gump 07-01-2005 01:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Hog Farmer
Hi, I am Hog Farmer, Yes my name is my profession. I am a professional pig man. I have 15 rental properties and also a stone yard where I sell landscaping stone. I lurk here EVERYday because the Chiefs are very important for my sanity. :banghead: With my profession and side businesses comes much stress and the few minutes that I can pull up chiefs planet gives me great pleasure. I post very little, only enough to gain some neg rep. But I love all you guys.

ahhhh, how cute. do you need a hug?

Ultra Peanut 07-01-2005 01:57 PM

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Originally Posted by CosmicPal
Try it backwards- his name is Weivel Kneival

Sure you don't mean Weevil?

Brock 07-01-2005 01:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hog Farmer
Hi, I am Hog Farmer, Yes my name is my profession. I am a professional pig man. I have 15 rental properties and also a stone yard where I sell landscaping stone. I lurk here EVERYday because the Chiefs are very important for my sanity. :banghead: With my profession and side businesses comes much stress and the few minutes that I can pull up chiefs planet gives me great pleasure. I post very little, only enough to gain some neg rep. But I love all you guys.

Got any more funny "Surtain is injured" threads to start?

ct 07-01-2005 01:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by apics1
is this an encrypted message?

Every PsicosisStream is encrypted.

Ultra Peanut 07-01-2005 02:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by apics1
is this an encrypted message?

™ SuperSklars

Ultra Peanut 07-01-2005 02:00 PM

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Originally Posted by coryt
Every PsychsisStream is encrypted.

"I apologize to my teammates, and I apologize to my fans..."

Simplex3 07-01-2005 02:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Psicosis
"I apologize to my teammates, and I apologize to both of my fans..."

Post corrected.






:D

ct 07-01-2005 02:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Simplex3
You used it wrong, damnit. "Tequila and hookers is teh enjoy" would be correct.

ROFL

This slayed me!

Lzen 07-01-2005 02:03 PM

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Originally Posted by apics1
is this an encrypted message?

It usually is with Psicosis. ;)


We need our very own Psicosis translator.

Ultra Peanut 07-01-2005 02:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Simplex3
Post corrected.

"Ugh, a tie? It's like kissing your sister..."
"Unless it's your step-sister, and she's hot, in which case you say, 'Great! Picked up a point!'"

Simplex3 07-01-2005 02:05 PM

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Originally Posted by coryt
ROFL

This slayed me!

I'm the l33t teacher and class is in session.

ct 07-01-2005 02:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Simplex3
Quote:
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Originally Posted by Psicosis
"I apologize to my teammates, and I apologize to both of my fans..."
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Post corrected.


:D

2 in a row! That's worth some rep!

crispystl 07-01-2005 02:06 PM

I've been lurking here a couple of years I get on here every day but hardly ever post
I pray for three things this year
1. a pass rush
2. keeping everyone healthy espicaially Trent Gren
3. and as red bull stated in anothor post I pray to f^*&ing i dont have to witness ambrose one on one with Terell Owens or Randy Moss during Warfields suspension.

Calcountry 07-01-2005 02:10 PM

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Originally Posted by crispystl420
I've been lurking here a couple of years I get on here every day but hardly ever post
I pray for three things this year
1. a pass rush
2. keeping everyone healthy espicaially Trent Gren
3. and as red bull stated in anothor post I pray to f^*&ing i dont have to witness ambrose one on one with Terell Owens or Randy Moss during Warfields suspension.

Shut up Noob, what do you know anyways? ;) :D Just kidding.

excessive 07-01-2005 02:11 PM

I just want to get this out of the way:

F*** y'all.

Thank you. I feel better.

Ultra Peanut 07-01-2005 02:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Lzen
It usually is with Psicosis. ;)


We need our very own Psicosis translator.

There are some handy references available, if enlightenment is truly what you seek.

Iowanian 07-01-2005 02:14 PM

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Originally Posted by excessive
I just want to get this out of the way:

F*** y'all.

Thank you. I feel better.

Nice. I look forward to More of your Riveting Insite.
Welcome to the planet.

excessive 07-01-2005 02:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Iowanian
Nice. I look forward to More of your Riveting Insite.
Welcome to the planet.

Sooo, you want more of that?

Okay, f*** all y'all.

Thank you. I feel even better now.

Simplex3 07-01-2005 02:23 PM

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Originally Posted by excessive
Sooo, you want more of that?

Okay, f*** all y'all.

Thank you. I feel even better now.

He did say ONE free shot. After that you're on your own. I'm personally anticipating an appearance by the keyboard of death.

chiefs4me 07-01-2005 02:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Hog Farmer
Hi, I am Hog Farmer, Yes my name is my profession. I am a professional pig man. I have 15 rental properties and also a stone yard where I sell landscaping stone. I lurk here EVERYday because the Chiefs are very important for my sanity. :banghead: With my profession and side businesses comes much stress and the few minutes that I can pull up chiefs planet gives me great pleasure. I post very little, only enough to gain some neg rep. But I love all you guys.




Well here is some good rep..

Simplex3 07-01-2005 02:25 PM

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Originally Posted by chiefs4me
Well here is some good rep..

Pushover.

excessive 07-01-2005 02:26 PM

What? Nobody gets the inside joke reference?

Iowanian 07-01-2005 02:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Simplex3
He did say ONE free shot. After that you're on your own. I'm personally anticipating an appearance by the keyboard of death.

Keyboard of DOOOOOOOOOOM, Fool.....DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOom

though some I'm sure prefer to call it the "keyboard of Dumb"

Step right up....3 balls for a dollar. A noobs place for 1 free gut shot. 100+ posts, enter at your own risk.

Simplex3 07-01-2005 02:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Iowanian
Keyboard of DOOOOOOOOOOM, Fool.....DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOom

though some I'm sure prefer to call it the "keyboard of Dumb"

Step right up....3 balls for a dollar. A noobs place for 1 free gut shot. 100+ posts, enter at your own risk.

S**T! I see it so infrequently that I forgot. I was so distraught over the doom/death struggle going on internally that I nearly went with the KoD acronym, but I sacked up and guessed. Damnit. I won't forget again.

Simplex3 07-01-2005 02:30 PM

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Originally Posted by excessive
What? Nobody gets the inside joke reference?

Appearantly not. :shrug:

crispystl 07-01-2005 02:32 PM

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Originally Posted by bunnytrdr
Shut up Noob, what do you know anyways? ;) :D Just kidding.

Not a whole hell of alot but I do know how how drunk i have to get in order to stay sane when watching the chiefs secondary in action.

ct 07-01-2005 02:32 PM

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Originally Posted by excessive
What? Nobody gets the inside joke reference?

Yes, but it's very noob-ish to self-portrate.

Ultra Peanut 07-01-2005 02:34 PM

Y CANT ANY OF YUO PEEPEL SPEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Simplex3 07-01-2005 02:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Psicosis
Y CANT ANY OF YUO PEEPEL SPEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ROFL

Calcountry 07-01-2005 02:35 PM

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Originally Posted by crispystl420
Not a whole hell of alot but I do know how how drunk i have to get in order to stay sane when watching the chiefs secondary in action.

What? You mean you don't like watching the back of their helmets bob up and down as they chase the other teams ballcarrier?

ct 07-01-2005 02:36 PM

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Originally Posted by bunnytrdr
What? You mean you don't like watching the back of their helmets bob up and down as they chase the other teams ballcarrier?

Careful w/ your wording there, the Roys might here part of that and cum runnin!

Ultra Peanut 07-01-2005 02:37 PM

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Originally Posted by coryt
the Roys might here part of that and cum runnin!

Roys? Cum?

Wait, when did Scanlon become involved in this?

ct 07-01-2005 02:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Psicosis
Roys? Cum?

Wait, when did Scanlon become involved in this?

Wow, I confused Psi? That must have been out there!

To answer: when the helmets started bobbing up and down.

Calcountry 07-01-2005 02:57 PM

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Originally Posted by coryt
Wow, I confused Psi? That must have been out there!

To answer: when the helmets started bobbing up and down.

I don't know about all that RoyChit and Scanlon chit, but it is damn depressing seeing 3 or more red helmets bobbing up and down, behind the other teams ball carrier, all trying very hard to look as if they are running flat out to catch em.

Let the puns fly. ;)

PostalChief 07-01-2005 02:57 PM

Iowanian,

It's been awhile. You still dating that nursing student from Creighton? :hmmm:

Calcountry 07-01-2005 02:58 PM

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Originally Posted by PostalChief
Iowanian,

It's been awhile. You still dating that nursing student from Creighton? :hmmm:

No, I heard he broke her a long time ago. :D

Rausch 07-01-2005 02:59 PM

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Y CANT ANY OF YUO PEEPEL SPEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Iowanian 07-01-2005 02:59 PM

No.
It was a student from UNO-Medicine....and I married her and moved her out of OmahTucky..

Welcome back to the Fray.

PostalChief 07-01-2005 03:04 PM

Iowanian,

Omatucky. :rolleyes: Dude, it's Counciltucky. You do remember that Iowa stands for In Omaha Without Asking. :p

stevieray 07-01-2005 03:05 PM

double damn..cliff notes please

Iowanian 07-01-2005 03:07 PM

CLiff notes for FDE:
"Hi new guys and lurkers, I'm Iowanian Welcome'
regulars"spam"
new guy "hi"
regulars.bulk spam
new guy
new guy

stevieray 07-01-2005 03:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Iowanian
CLiff notes for FDE:
"Hi new guys and lurkers, I'm Iowanian Welcome'
regulars"spam"
new guy "hi"
regulars.bulk spam
new guy
new guy

thanks..sounds about right.

Donger 07-01-2005 03:10 PM

Ich bin hier!

crispystl 07-01-2005 03:31 PM

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Originally Posted by bunnytrdr
What? You mean you don't like watching the back of their helmets bob up and down as they chase the other teams ballcarrier?

Well I'd mauch rather see the back o f Dante's jersey after he takes a punt 97 yards to the house on broncos.

Terribilis 07-01-2005 04:31 PM

Hey I have been checking the site out for about 4 or 5 years, but hadn't started posting until recently. I started checking the site out when I moved to Raleigh, NC after graduating from KU, and needed a steady Chiefs fix. Anyway- nice to formally introduce myself

Rausch 07-01-2005 04:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger
Ich bin hier!

:rolleyes:

Simplex3 07-01-2005 04:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Terribilis
Hey I have been checking the site out for about 4 or 5 years, but hadn't started posting until recently. I started checking the site out when I moved to Raleigh, NC after graduating from KU, and needed a steady Chiefs fix. Anyway- nice to formally introduce myself

Welcome noob, rep for the stones to show yourself. Keep it up.

Terribilis 07-01-2005 04:50 PM

woohoo my first rep!

4th and Long 07-01-2005 04:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Terribilis
woohoo my first rep!

:clap:

Have some more rep! :thumb:

Keep on posting! :)

WolfDawg 07-01-2005 04:56 PM

Hi I'm Wolf and I'm an alcoholic

oh wait wrong message board.

Kclee 07-01-2005 04:58 PM

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Originally Posted by WolfDawg
Hi I'm Wolf and I'm an alcoholic

oh wait wrong message board.


Yeah, you wanted Warfield.com

WolfDawg 07-01-2005 05:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donger
Ich bin hier!


Is that German for Kennedy is a Jelly Doughnut?

Donger 07-01-2005 05:02 PM

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Originally Posted by WolfDawg
Is that German for Kennedy is a Jelly Doughnut?

ROFL

I was trying to bother Rausch. Successfully, I presume.

Calcountry 07-01-2005 05:28 PM

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Originally Posted by crispystl420
Well I'd mauch rather see the back o f Dante's jersey after he takes a punt 97 yards to the house on broncos.

Yes, but like all good r unners, his head doesn't bob much, no wasted motion, fluid, maintains a good low center of gravity like a finely tuned sports car.

Frazod 07-01-2005 05:35 PM

I am Frazod.

Chances are you will annoy me. :grr:

But not as much as you'll annoy Skip. :D

Calcountry 07-01-2005 05:37 PM

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Originally Posted by frazod
I am Frazod.

Chances are you will annoy me. :grr:

But not as much as you'll annoy Skip. :D

ROFLI like you already. lmao

Rain Man 07-01-2005 05:37 PM

I usually don't worry about the lurkers until the drums stop.

Kclee 07-01-2005 05:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man
I usually don't worry about the lurkers until the drums stop.


Do you know a guy? Because htismaqe was looking for someone for his band.

Logical 07-01-2005 05:45 PM

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Originally Posted by BigChiefDave
Yeah, thats almost ENDelt's pace...

:shake: Brian posts at a pace that would accumulate 3500 in two months. This is only a little over 18 a day.

Logical 07-01-2005 05:47 PM

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Originally Posted by leviw
My Name Is: leviw

I've been lurking since March but recently got up the nerve and decided to jump into posting.

I enjoy: Priest Holmes' facemask before he switched to the visor, Tony DiPardo's collection of Dante Hall's footballs, Tony G taking time to gather himself before dunking the football over the goalposts (Denver '03) as opposed to catching the ball and maintaining his sprint right to the goalpost for the dunk (Oakland '04), Trent Green's facial expressions after burning a timeout because Chris Horn doesn't know where he's supposed to be, thinking about how Al Saunders has overcome the stinch and residue of Paul Hackett in the coaches' box.

More seriously though: I enjoy being a member of the greatest fans in the National Football League and being 1/79,000th of the Loudest Stadium in the NFL whenever I have the chance. Thanks for letting me be a part of the Planet!

Welcome to the party, later we will teach you of the Planet Party Line.

Skip Towne 07-01-2005 05:48 PM

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Originally Posted by frazod
I am Frazod.

Chances are you will annoy me. :grr:

But not as much as you'll annoy Skip. :D

Damn n00bs. :cuss:

Sparhawk 07-01-2005 05:55 PM

Hello gang! I am an avid book reader and love Terry Goodkind books, hence my name, Sparhawk. ( For those who may wonder I am a 43 year old Male!) I'm actually a fan of Sci Fi & Sword and Sorcery books. Been GMing AD&D for 20+ years, and still play! I also love the NFL and the Chiefs are my team! I try to be as friendly as possible when posting even if my opinion varies. In the past I've lurked a lot and have avoided posting in those posts where folks are slamming one another too visiously. I promise to post a little more though, and be a bit more vocal!

Logical 07-01-2005 05:58 PM

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Originally Posted by apics1
who me?

Oh yeah welcome to you and Chagrin as well of the others too numerous to name. Fresh (ooops) I mean new blood is a always nice.

Big Chief Homer 07-01-2005 06:07 PM

Sir yes Sir,Big Chief Homer reporting for duty!!!!


UMMMMM...Hi my name is Big Chief Homer and Im a chiefaholic....oopps wrong forum.

Just one question.Am i still a noob or have I graduated to lurker yet?

Logical 07-01-2005 06:16 PM

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Originally Posted by coryt
Heh, I'm 57, yet a mere 10% in post count from many of those original Star refugees.

By the way I am pretty sure that number in the url has nothing to do with join date. Iowanian's number is 2383 and he joined on August 23rd 2000. I am pretty sure he was not the 2383rd member to join.

Terribilis 07-01-2005 06:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Sparhawk
Hello gang! I am an avid book reader and love Terry Goodkind books, hence my name, Sparhawk. ( For those who may wonder I am a 43 year old Male!) I'm actually a fan of Sci Fi & Sword and Sorcery books. Been GMing AD&D for 20+ years, and still play! I also love the NFL and the Chiefs are my team! I try to be as friendly as possible when posting even if my opinion varies. In the past I've lurked a lot and have avoided posting in those posts where folks are slamming one another too visiously. I promise to post a little more though, and be a bit more vocal!

omg

WolfDawg 07-01-2005 06:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sparhawk
Hello gang! I am an avid book reader and love Terry Goodkind books, hence my name, Sparhawk. ( For those who may wonder I am a 43 year old Male!) I'm actually a fan of Sci Fi & Sword and Sorcery books. Been GMing AD&D for 20+ years, and still play! I also love the NFL and the Chiefs are my team! I try to be as friendly as possible when posting even if my opinion varies. In the past I've lurked a lot and have avoided posting in those posts where folks are slamming one another too visiously. I promise to post a little more though, and be a bit more vocal!


Do you dress up like a troll or elf or something and run around at conventions?

Because if you do I see a lot of material here.

Simplex3 07-01-2005 06:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sparhawk
Hello gang! I am an avid book reader and love Terry Goodkind books, hence my name, Sparhawk. ( For those who may wonder I am a 43 year old Male!) I'm actually a fan of Sci Fi & Sword and Sorcery books. Been GMing AD&D for 20+ years, and still play! I also love the NFL and the Chiefs are my team! I try to be as friendly as possible when posting even if my opinion varies. In the past I've lurked a lot and have avoided posting in those posts where folks are slamming one another too visiously. I promise to post a little more though, and be a bit more vocal!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Terribilis
omg

Holy crap! It's noob on noob action!


ROFL

Rain Man 07-01-2005 06:26 PM

I am a lowland gorilla who was adopted by a human family when poachers killed my parents.

Simplex3 07-01-2005 06:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WolfDawg
Do you dress up like a troll or elf or something and run around at conventions?

Because if you do I see a lot of material here.

YES!!!! IT'S A NOOB ORGY!


:drool:


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