Ah.

Dunno - what do you think?

Yeah, he has a family to support.

TY LAW HATES TY LAW PARODY THREADS!
 

All parody threads will be combined here in 3...2...1...

:clap:

That is the funniest shit I have read on here in a long time.
I'm still laughing my ass off!!

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www.melonballer.com appears to be safe.

Doesn't seem safe to me. :p

I see nothing on benmaller.com about Ty Law. NOTHING!

Heh. The blurb is gone. There's nothing there anymore.

Heh, yeah, you'll see why by here.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=119581

I'm tired of all this screwing around. Somebody call Carl.

I am all over it...........got a number?

I talked to him about 30 minutes ago. He was getting ready to go to Starbucks and then he was headed back to Arrowhead to take a shit and wipe his ass with some toilet paper that has "Chief Fans" printed on it.

At least he's not on vacation during this most important time of the season.

Its posted on Chiefs Report now. I'd say this is as close as a true story as its gonna get people.

or as close to a total cluster **** as you'll ever see...the story is false...but people keep attributing it anyways

Chief Report?

Is he on yet?

I blame Nick Athan.

yeah...curious to know, where do we go to check that?

This news is too big for rumors. I must see it on ESPN to even rermotely believe.

I laughed so hard......................
 

tears came to my eyes.

Got a link???

WTF is goin on in here? I've been swamped all morning, and just show up to see this? Wha?

I think I know which site BSpimpdude is referring to:


www.kcchiefsnews.com

It's the same sh*t. Their reference is coming from 610. It's a waste of time.

- Chiefs; Law Agree in Principle to Contract --
Fri Jul 15, 2005 --from FFMastermind.com
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Kansas City's 610 Sports' Rhonda Moss reports free-agent CB Ty Law and the Kansas City Chiefs have agreed in principle to a contract pending Law pass a physical showing that he is able to play on opening day. Law's agent and the Chiefs are speaking daily, and are very close in terms of dollars.

Nice to see but still dont buy it

jesus, this fake story won't die...it's showing up on KU basketball boards...

YAAAAAAY!


what?

I don't understand how people can keep posting different links to this story all sourced to Rhonda f&##(@# Moss. It's all the same shit. Good GAWD.

This is bullshit I just called all my buddy's. THE CHIEFS JUST SIGNED LAW!!!

Damn Rhonda!!!! :cuss:

What?

Has someone tried to contact Rhonda Moss to ask her where she got her information from??

HEY DELT - GET OFF OF HER AND TELL US THE STORY!

I'll believe it when I see it on kcchiefs.com

FWIW I just read this on a post at FF Today


link

This is officially the funniest net rumor I've seen in a long time!

Seems like KC is higher on that list than what he indicated yesterday on 810.

The has Poston's BS written all over it.

That would be The Corey Dillon ordeal

Sippin on Gin N Juice

Yes, thanks...

Rhonda really gets around.

I don't know that she could get much rounder than she already is. Laws of physics and all that.

and yesterday the bastard said that the chiefs hadn't done anything besides call.

that he told his agent not to tell him about teams that just called and that he only wanted to know about serious teams.


apparently he lied or things have changed in the last 12 hours

If Athon was correct (shudder) in his assertion that he was on the radio in all four cities yesterday, than I think my contention that the whole interview was a ploy by his agent might not be offbase.

But who knows.

The whole thing smelled like posturing to me while I was listening...

I'm going w/ the former.....

The more that comes out, the more I think you're right.

He's using the media to jack up his price because nobody is offering what he wants.

Yeah, nobody is willing to bite until he can prove he's up to snuff.

But he said yesterday on 810 that "he cutted and shi"

Of course he did. He also said "I could play tomorrow if I had to". What else would he say?

The thing I don't get is Rhonda Moss. Besides this bs that's been going on for 2 days, she's been talking repeatedly about how he should sign for 1-2 years, prove he's healthy and then get his next big contract. Apparently she doesn't realize he's 31; there is no "next big contract". He's got to get as much money now as he possibly can.

he's definately running and cutting already ... was a video segment on ESPN.

he was running hard and breaking a sweat


looked like he was doing the cone and shuttle drill as well



don't know if his foot was swollen up to the size of a grapefruit the next day though. :shrug:

Copied from ** ****

Watching ESPN PTI now. Two interesting things...

First - Rosenhaus calls out Brett Favre! Apparently Drew has stated that he'd like Brett to call him up before he talks anymore about his client (Javon Walker) in the media. If I was JW, I'd be a little concerned about my agent putting himself above my QB. One has to wonder if Walker has started to question his choice of representation yet.

As for Law...they just interviewed him. Spoke highly of his time in NE. Even said there was still a chance he could be back there for the season. When asked directly which team was the best situation (KC, Detroit, Miami, and a few others), he indicated it was difficult to say and would depend on his role and finances. However, he was asked directly "What's it going to take for KC and Carl Peterson to get you into KC?" His response was that "KC keeps calling but I don't see it happening. They've got Patrick there and I don't see how they can pay both of us. If they can, great." He went on to reiterate that he wants "fair market value", and wants to be paid what he's worth. It really looks that he still believes he will get the Surtain money this late in free agency.

i still think Law prolly ends up back in new england


if he signs cheap it will be for the pats

I think he's going to end up signing somewhere for a lot less than he expects 2-3 weeks from now. Hopefully it's us.

Not to sound like I think we're going to sign Law, because I don't, but I've seen a few reports that the Jets need Law to drop his price tag to even start to think about signing him.

Jacksonville's in the process of trading for Travis Henry.

Miami would be his best fit for location, but I think we've got a better cap situation, and a much better chance at winning sooner. I don't think he really fits there.

it's a difficult position for us i think ... because we have to go above and beyond to pull Law away from NE


1. any 1 year type deal goes to Pats imo

2. any under market deal goes to pats

3. top cornerback type money with long term contract goes to other team


1 out of 3 and then we'd still have to outbid other teams.

That's what I've been saying all along. At some point, he's gonna have to realize that NOBODY is going to pay him like he wants to be paid.

Yeah, I don't think it'll be us in the end. We don't exactly have a history of overpaying people (or the means right now) and we can't offer the same media limelight as the teams we're competing with, partly because of location and partly because we just haven't been good for so long.

But I still think there's an outside shot until his name's on a contract with someone else.

Jets | Law Must Lower Price?
Fri, 15 Jul 2005 06:37:06 -0700

Updating previous reports, Newsday's Ken Berger reports free agent CB Ty Law (Patriots) must lower his asking price for the New York Jets to give any consideration to signing him, according to a person with knowledge of the situation.

I would say nuthooks, but then again Rhonda Moss doesn't have any nuts to hook.



Right?

I bet you could hook into one of those nasty meat curtains...







Lord, I'm sorry..pigmies in New Guinea..

Interesting segment on 610 right now. They're talking to journalists that cover the teams in the other cities that are interested in Law. So far, Indy, NY, and Jax. Sounds like they're trying to justify Moss' statements by process of elimination.

Indy has no interest in Law. Jax has virtually no more interest in him since they're concentrating on Travis Henry. NY had the most but said that they're nowhere near signing him for what he's asking.

Dallas up next...

Don't they all.

Yeah, that's what makes me feel best about the situation. Law was on ESPN Radio in NY a few hours ago saying he was about to sign with a team, and the only team that's REPORTEDLY anywhere near close to signing him is KC.

Dallas not interested.

Who's left? Is Miami an option?

Sounds like Ty Law is the only person on the Hype Ty Law train...

Well, I will say that after listening to that segment, it sounds like the Chiefs are the clear-cut front runners. However, if they actually come to any kind of agreement is another question altogether.

I wish I could hear radio in NY. But I'm to poor to get sat radio.

DAMN KIDS! Do they really have to eat.

What's going on here? Did we sign Hugh Douglas?

I think we're trading for Corey Dillon.

[cartman] KICK ASSSS!!! [/cartman]

In other chiefs news, we will win the superbowl this year.

Cody will be ecstatic.

Wait, WTF did he go?...

Dammit I wanted Ron Dayne. Was hoping to trade Surtain for him.

Bump for penchief.

FYI, I had to include the original "CHIEFS AGREE TO TERMS WITH TY LAW" thread, even though it was really a legit post, because it started the parody threads and I was afraid penchief's fragile sensibilities might be offended.

WTF is going Law here?

<A name=239419>Chiefs | Law Deal Getting Closer?
Fri, 15 Jul 2005 19:24:26 -0700Mike Reiss, of the Metrowest Daily News, reports WEEI radio in Boston has been reporting that free agent CB Ty Law (Patriots) has reached a contract agreement with the Kansas City Chiefs, pending a physical. Neither the Chiefs, nor other source are confirming the news at this point.

ROFL

im gonna negrep penchief for being a bitch.

then Im gonna send him some tissues.

The guys at PatriotsPlanet say we need to know what we are getting in to: