Obama looks high as ****

Trying to watch sports. Someone needs to tell Costas to take that shit to DC.

Maria Sharapova...must see tv.

Get on with it sheesh

Bet Maria could kick Costas' ass.

Those Olympic outfits don't look terrible

A family in Russia is being slaughtered right now for that fifth ring.

Exactly what I said.

I need of those glowing furry suits to hit up Comicon.

Nice subtlety from greece with the rainbow pride gloves

Azerbaijan?


never heard of it LMAO

Off the Caspian sea, Soviet Bloc country(did a report on them in middle school)

ya, i just looked it up.


pretty good size really

Well there are reports of cameras in the showers, so maybe they can do better with their programming this year. Depends on which shower..

Great wrestlers.

This is hilarious. Second rate bullshit.

Looks like a Tampa Bay Rays game in here.

Rep for knowing good things about real sports...

:thumb:

looking forward to 2016.

Georgia .... go dawgs!!!



:p

Have to admit, the clothing that Team USA wearing is pretty sad.....

Team USA is attending an ugly sweater party after the opening ceremony.

Tonga clothing was horrible
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U.S.A came in by huge mob LMAO

So they are the broncos of the Winter Olympics?

Do these people all hump each other non stop for 2 weeks like the summer athletes do?

See thats the stuff I'm more concerned about. I wish costas would report on that instead of who's winning the curling match.

USA unis > Ukraine Unis

What I learned from the opening ceremony:

Russia listens to depressing music. Music that reminds you of duty and country. I'm sure the average Russian teenager is listening to something more modern than we heard tonight, but I'm gonna go ahead and guess it's depressing, too.

The President of China showed up. USA brought sweaters. I know we're pissed at them or something, but how about being polite and make an appearance just to not be a dick about things.

Putin almost smiled.

this thread is 9 years old now and only 191 posts. LMAO

God, I didn't even look at the date.LMAO

I guess the answer to the question in the topic is no.

What's with the inflammed butthole being pulled by horses?

I think the snoopy float is coming up next followed by the sponge bob float.

After this I think they should rebuild the wall around Russia. These ****ers suck!

I'm sure even the Taliban feel sorry for these ****ers!



The Chinese kicked the Russian's ass on the opening ceremony..



Hey Putin...You suck dirty dog dicks!

The North Koreans just arrived, in purple suits.

That sailing ship optical illusion was pretty awesome I gotta admit

I actually think the combination of actual people with the projections is pretty interesting and unique.

I agree, that was pretty cool.

Clark needs to pony up the cash for one of these projection systems.

Project aerial game film on the field and have the players on the field to scout against it. Nice!

It doesn't appear the 2006 Turin Italy winter games ever caught much traction around here?

seizure,seizure ... make it stop!!!


I suppose all this annoying music and crowd of people dancing around is supposed to be culturally enlightening or something?

For a country that hates gay people they sure are doing a bunch of gay shit in their opening ceremony.

Nice....

A lot of red now.....

Just missing a sickle and hammer....

He way out-cheeried Queen Elizabeth, though.

I admit to not having seen many Olympic opening ceremonies, is this normal?

This is actually fairly subdued.

He look a bunch of Marios

When do we get to the parts with gulags, icepicks, and cannibalism in the Siege of Stalingrad?

Very true but in the Queens defense I don't think she knew what was going on. She's got to be 146 years old.

. . . and ye shall receive.

Can't wait for the krokodil era.

True?

I'm actually waiting for the Khrushchev era.....

When 300 Russian dancers pound their shoes on the tarmac simultaneously.

Yeah, I was actually a bit surprised....

I'm waiting for the 90's Detroit Red Wing era.

When's Ivan Drago coming out?

I have to admit though, some of these visuals are spectacular. That production ain't easy, I imagine.

KenDICK would get burned by a light bulb's projection..

I didn't know Scott Pioli spoke Russian...

ROFL

It's Russia, they suck balls. Commie bastards!

Or that he wore Jaws glasses.

**** Drago. When is Soda Popinski coming out?

Borsch to death, flipping over to Real World Ex-plosion.

Did the x's show up yet?

That big titty blonde is from KC. I think her name is Jenny.

:LOL:

Putin speaks, and things blow up. That's about right.

I'm sure Putin just ordered like 500 people in the gulag to death.

I must break you

If he dies, he dies.

:spock:

WTF is this. The olympic anthem is supposed to be sung by children.

Russia, we are not impressed by your stupid tradition-breaking headache-inducing opera.

Bruno Mars was SOOOOOOOOOO much better!

Will Putin be taking his shirt off?

Did you see that the RHCP didn't actually play live at the SB? Their instruments weren't plugged in. I guess flea admitted they didn't play live and then today Axel Rose talked shit on them about being karaoke singers.

Like the use of music from Tron