Did anyone else notice my 10,000th was the 150th in this thread? I'm sure some a**hat would say that's a sign that the world is going to end.

Actually, I did notice that, but didn't think anyone else would really care if I mentioned it.


Get out of my head!

Friday Night Lights was an Exellent movie I had never seen it before and it was good

ROFL

Yeah, I remember that occasion in my life vividly; we went out to dinner, a movie and celebrated the blessed event enthusiastically. Then we came home last night and we all went to bed.

Wrong thread.


Oh, and I haven't seen it, because, unlike most women around here, I'm not into Tim McGraw.

You're just trying to distract all the voyeurs here away from Luv and Simplex.

I didnt think that post needed to go anywhere else :D

I will say that I'm glad my 10k was with you worthless bums rather than on the day shift. I got my start with the night crew. I remember the days of my noobness fondly. The time before I understood the sublime goodness of a poop thread, before my full introduction to the CP lexicon, a time when a goatcheeze reference left me baffled. Those first 100 posts were difficult, but the lessons I learned from posters, like Skip, who hated me for the simple fact that I was a noob, have made me the poster that I am today. I thank them all.

I'd also like to thank the people who welcomed me back after my extended hiatus. The year off was necessary for work, but I'm back. Maybe not as dedicated as I once was, but back none-the-less.

So, in closing, here's to the new night crew. Sure, you're all a bunch of pu**ies and you don't post nearly enough, but at least your thread quality is s**t and that's what really matters.

We're having a conversation about a life-altering event, and you interject something about a movie that I care nothing about. :)

You are correct sir.......It is an excellent movie.

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Hey Tripod, drop the Chiefs ball from your sig. I think they're blocking it and it's f**king up the page loading.

Oh, your just sayin that to make us feel better aren't you.:deevee:

Probably. I'd say that speech was 95% full of shit. :)

Yes but 100% from the Heart

Oh, alright. Why would they be blocking it?

I'm nothing if not full of s**t.

Then send me a case via FedEx...

...because loading that image for CP members probably quadrupled their web traffic? ROFL

I was giving you 5% too much credit. You owe me.

Birds of a feather...

Do I get to pick what it's a case of?

Oh well,that makes sense. ROFL

That oughtta go into someone's sig.

what would you pick?

Don't fret, yell always be a n00b ta me...

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As long as it's beer...

I'll take it. It seems my threads about nothing get more posts than the ones that I think will.

I'd be honored.

My turds shat bigger turds than that...

Damn.

I'm thinking it would cost a pretty penny to FedEx a case of those, though.

I'm sure you could condense 'em pretty good. I doubt they weight that much.

Hey, I wanted it; they've already taken my Chiefs pool ball away from me.:banghead:

You've obviously never weighed yourself before and after a healthy s**t. You can easily lose a pound. Ever looked at shipping a 24lb box?

I see no reason why you can't both use it.

My personal best is offing 8 lbs in 45 minutes...

No way. I'm selfish, and I want you all to myself.

My record was losing just over 10lbs, but that was during a 2 hour swim meet back in HS. There was no s**tting involved, that was all sweating.

Well, if I have to choose between you and Tripod the choice is easy.

Yes, yes! or in the art world Da Da. :D

Mine was chewing, shatting, 30 minutes of running with 3 layers of sweats, and emptying the stomach...

Oh come on I like the sharing idea.

That's it. I want to renegotiate my finder's fee.

Luv!!!!!:banghead:

Did this make sense to anyone else? What the hell do you have to be on before that makes sense? Or did Tommykat take over Tripod's login?

You don't have room for a quote anyway. That, and you've abandoned us for a week.

ROFLROFL

Da Da means Yes, yes; in German I think.

No it doesn't.

But.....but I couldn't help it.... I had too.

No, that would be "ja, ja" in German. "Da, da" is Russian. And neither country is exacly known for their "art".

No, you had TO... :cuss:

I'm a little rusty on my art history, but fear not I will research it.

ROFL

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Hey!

Generally, the last 15 minutes for me are spent trying to stand up after my legs have fallen asleep.

ROFL I just looked at your avatar. ROFL

Well, I'm not getting a visit I was hoping for, so I'm taking my NyQuil and going to bed.

Oh yeah. Good news. I have Friday night off. Bad news. That's an extra night to do nothing except maybe drink alone.

What kind of unprofessional hooker doesn't even show up?

I love drinking alone.

No one calls the cops when I start breaking shit...

The kind that doesn't get paid. Except for the pleasure of my company.

Simplex didn't know that he was just the fluffer, did he?

Some jackass didn't show up for free lovin'? What kind of fuqtards do you hang out with?

Having the pleasure of a woman's company is like having 3000 bees stinging you in the ass. Talk cash, I'll show up.:p

I'm a social drinker. When I drink and have no one to socialize with, I am reminded that I have no one to socialize with.

Hey now. I've never fluffed nor will I ever fluff.

If yer nickname is Simplex that should be a given...

deep...

philosophical...

:hmmm:

You want the fluff, you can't handle the fluff

Less expensive...

and that too

I couldn't afford you.

So come get drunk with me.

You don't have a pair of Washingtons?

Oh. I thought he was talking a Lincoln, at least.

Don't overestimate my value.

Ok the origins of the word Dada are multicultural and are as follows:
Origin of the word Dada

The origin of the name Dada is unclear. Some believe that it is a nonsensical word. Others maintain that it originates from the Romanian artists Tristan Tzara and Marcel Janco's frequent use of the words da, da, meaning yes, yes in the Romanian language. Others believe that a group of artists assembled in Zürich in 1916, wanting a name for their new movement, chose it at random by stabbing a French-German dictionary with a paper knife, and picking the name that the point landed upon. Dada in French is a child's word for hobby-horse. In French the colloquialism, c'est mon dada, means it's my hobby.According to the Dada ideal, the movement would not be called Dadaism, much less designated an art movement.

I was wrong about it being German for yes, yes. :banghead:

Hehe. I Googled "random shit" a while back and that popped up. Had to save it for the Easter Special.