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Mecca 06-12-2006 12:25 AM
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Originally Posted by grandllama
You guys need to investigate the original 'little squirt' Nikki Charm

"Nikki Charm. I shot some of my best loads thanks to Nikki. This hot little bitch (4'11' - 95 lbs.) really knew how to work it. Small, but not tiny tits and a big bottom lead her list of assets. She also has that innocent little schoolgirl image, but ****s like a preachers daughter. Best of all, she has squirting orgasms"

quote stolen from http://www.ampland.com/pshof/ but I agree 100%
Flower Tucci>her

Give me a minute and I'll find a pic.

grandllama 06-12-2006 12:26 AM
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Originally Posted by Mecca
The ECW show debutes on the sci-fi network on the 12th I believe.
And what the hell does that have to do with golden showers, scat, squirting orgasms, and BOB

keg in kc 06-12-2006 12:27 AM
I saw a movie about a month ago, damn girl shot like 4 feet. It was incredible.

keg in kc 06-12-2006 12:28 AM
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Originally Posted by grandllama
And what the hell does that have to do with golden showers, scat, squirting orgasms, and BOB
Extreme cumshot wrestling.

Moooo 06-12-2006 12:28 AM
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Originally Posted by Mecca
If she made lots of loud noise when she was by herself.....that would be interesting.
I had a neighbor that about 2-3 times a week I'd hear a humming sound in my bedroom and then sure enough. She was uglier than sin, but she was really loud, even by herself...

I wanna know what the hell she was using for me to hear the hum NEXT FRIGGIN DOOR!!! No wonder she was loud!

Moooo

grandllama 06-12-2006 12:30 AM
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Originally Posted by Moooo
I had a neighbor that about 2-3 times a week I'd hear a humming sound in my bedroom and then sure enough. She was uglier than sin, but she was really loud, even by herself...

I wanna know what the hell she was using for me to hear the hum NEXT FRIGGIN DOOR!!! No wonder she was loud!

Moooo
220 on the money, honey ROFL

keg in kc 06-12-2006 12:31 AM
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Originally Posted by Moooo
I had a neighbor that about 2-3 times a week I'd hear a humming sound in my bedroom and then sure enough. She was uglier than sin, but she was really loud, even by herself...

I wanna know what the hell she was using for me to hear the hum NEXT FRIGGIN DOOR!!! No wonder she was loud!

Moooo
Hot.

luv 06-12-2006 12:32 AM
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Originally Posted by Moooo
Too concerned with what your neighbors will think, or is the guy or BOB not good enough??? LOL JK :)

Moooo
My neighbors don't seem to care about keeping me awake. I just try to compete. At least my sex lasts longer.

Moooo 06-12-2006 12:32 AM
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Originally Posted by keg in kc
Hot.
Not really. Imagine Angelina Jolie, covered in bees...

LOL JK She didn't look like that at all... But she was ugly, IMO.

Moooo

grandllama 06-12-2006 12:33 AM
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Originally Posted by luv
My neighbors don't seem to care about keeping me awake. I just try to compete. At least my sex lasts longer.
You know, I really thought sex was outlawed in Springfield.

Moooo 06-12-2006 12:33 AM
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Originally Posted by luv
My neighbors don't seem to care about keeping me awake. I just try to compete. At least my sex lasts longer.
I thought women always said it's not about the quantity of time, but the quality...

*shoots himself in the head* LOL JK

Moooo

rad 06-12-2006 12:33 AM
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Originally Posted by grandllama
220 on the money, honey ROFL
ROFL
Friggin' dishwasher motor......

luv 06-12-2006 12:34 AM
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Originally Posted by grandllama
You know, I really thought sex was outlawed in Springfield.
I had it three times Thursday morning. :D

Moooo 06-12-2006 12:34 AM
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Originally Posted by grandllama
You know, I really thought sex was outlawed in Springfield.
Only between Chestnut and Division from the 1200-3500 W block.

Moooo

keg in kc 06-12-2006 12:35 AM
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Originally Posted by grandllama
You know, I really thought sex was outlawed in Springfield.
If it isn't, it should be.

Mecca 06-12-2006 12:35 AM
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Do you guys realize how hard it is to find "clean" pics of a pornstar......

Moooo 06-12-2006 12:35 AM
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Originally Posted by luv
I had it three times Thursday morning. :D
Did you get yourself a boyfriend or something, cause a vibe doesn't count, no matter what the name suggests. If that was the case, every 14 year old boy would not be a virgin.

Moooo

Moooo 06-12-2006 12:36 AM
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Originally Posted by Mecca
Do you guys realize how hard it is to find "clean" pics of a pornstar......
Yeah, especially considering there's a picture of some guy's dong on the wall in the back. It looks like actual art, but its a dong, and I think there may be some penetration going on, I can't really tell.

Moooo

Mecca 06-12-2006 12:36 AM
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And here are some more........

rad 06-12-2006 12:37 AM
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Originally Posted by Moooo
Yeah, especially considering there's a picture of some guy's dong on the wall in the back. It's actual art, but its a dong.

Moooo
I didn't even notice that, meatpeeker.

That girl isn't that hot.

Mecca 06-12-2006 12:37 AM
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And finally....

Mecca 06-12-2006 12:38 AM
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Originally Posted by rad
I didn't even notice that, meatpeeker.

That girl isn't that hot.
You need to see 1 of her movies..........Your opinion will change, Flower Tucci check her out.

Moooo 06-12-2006 12:39 AM
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Originally Posted by rad
I didn't even notice that, meatpeeker.

That girl isn't that hot.
I know, the second one isn't either, what with that freaky tatoo going up her back. Yuk.

And how did you not notice that! It's like a huge part of the picture.

Moooo

luv 06-12-2006 12:40 AM
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Originally Posted by Moooo
Did you get yourself a boyfriend or something, cause a vibe doesn't count, no matter what the name suggests. If that was the case, every 14 year old boy would not be a virgin.

Moooo
He's not a boyfriend. Just a "friend with benefits". At least I benefit from it. Not that I don't want more, but bigger girls have to take what they can get.

keg in kc 06-12-2006 12:40 AM
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Originally Posted by luv
I had it three times Thursday morning. :D
THree times, my ass.

rad 06-12-2006 12:41 AM
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Originally Posted by Mecca
You need to see 1 of her movies..........Your opinion will change, Flower Tucci check her out.
She must have skills to make up for it.

stretchmarks + tattoos = :Lin:

Moooo 06-12-2006 12:41 AM
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Originally Posted by luv
He's not a boyfriend. Just a "friend with benefits". At least I benefit from it. Not that I don't want more, but bigger girls have to take what they can get.
I could get all serious on you and tell you that you're only asking for more pain and heartache everytime you let him dictate the status of the relationship, but you're having a good time, and really life's too short to not be getting laid...I guess.

Party on, luv!

Moooo

Mecca 06-12-2006 12:42 AM
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Originally Posted by Moooo
I know, the second one isn't either, what with that freaky tatoo going up her back. Yuk.

And how did you not notice that! It's like a huge part of the picture.

Moooo
Those are all of the same girl.........

rad 06-12-2006 12:43 AM
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Originally Posted by Moooo
.

And how did you not notice that! It's like a huge part of the picture.

Moooo
I was busy looking at the fat azz in the foreground

Mecca 06-12-2006 12:43 AM
This is my favorite pornstar......Tory Lane

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/Mecca2525/01.jpg

luv 06-12-2006 12:43 AM
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Originally Posted by Mecca
And finally....
No way can you be into that!

Mecca 06-12-2006 12:45 AM
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Originally Posted by luv
No way can you be into that!
Why not.......

luv 06-12-2006 12:46 AM
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Originally Posted by Moooo
I could get all serious on you and tell you that you're only asking for more pain and heartache everytime you let him dictate the status of the relationship, but you're having a good time, and really life's too short to not be getting laid...I guess.

Party on, luv!

Moooo
Pain is all I seem to know. Pain does equal loneliness, right? Beggars can't be choosers, though.

luv 06-12-2006 12:47 AM
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Originally Posted by Mecca
Why not.......
Have some class....

Mecca 06-12-2006 12:47 AM
So no one liked the blonde.....Atleast she's a natural looking woman and doesn't look like she's had 508 plastic surgeries.

Any comments for Tory Lane......

Moooo 06-12-2006 12:48 AM
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Originally Posted by Mecca
This is my favorite pornstar......Tory Lane
And once again, what the hell is up with the nasty ass toilet in the background? How f'n hard is it to clean that up to take a picture on?

Moooo

Mecca 06-12-2006 12:48 AM
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Originally Posted by luv
Have some class....
She's in porn.......I don't think there's alot of class in porn. I think she's relativly attractive, atleast compared to alot of the really freakish surgically overdone porn women.

Mecca 06-12-2006 12:49 AM
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Originally Posted by Moooo
And once again, what the hell is up with the nasty ass toilet in the background? How f'n hard is it to clean that up to take a picture on?

Moooo
It's part of the set of the pictures which I can't post anymore of on this board........

Moooo 06-12-2006 12:49 AM
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Originally Posted by luv
Pain is all I seem to know. Pain does equal loneliness, right? Beggars can't be choosers, though.
Pain is inevitable, misery is optional. Show me one person who doesn't feel pain, and I'll show you a person with a disorder.

Moooo

Mecca 06-12-2006 12:50 AM
And I can't believe you're looking at the toilet when that chick is in the picture.

luv 06-12-2006 12:52 AM
Where did grandllama run off to? Not that the rest of you aren't entertaining....

Mecca 06-12-2006 12:52 AM
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Originally Posted by luv
Where did grandllama run off to? Not that the rest of you aren't entertaining....
Wanting to talk about scat again?

Moooo 06-12-2006 12:56 AM
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Originally Posted by Mecca
And I can't believe you're looking at the toilet when that chick is in the picture.
I took photography classes, and the first thing you do is size up the whole image. I look at the entire thing first, then I get into the details.

The rule of thirds, keeping the lines somewhat inexact yet not too much, it's all ingrained in my noggin up here.

Moooo

ChiefsFanatic 06-12-2006 12:56 AM
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Originally Posted by luv
He's not a boyfriend. Just a "friend with benefits". At least I benefit from it. Not that I don't want more, but bigger girls have to take what they can get.
What a load of crap [oops] Big women deserve love, too. I am on record as saying that women with curves are much better than skinny chicks.

Mecca 06-12-2006 12:57 AM
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Originally Posted by Moooo
I took photography classes, and the first thing you do is size up the whole image. I look at the entire thing first, then I get into the details.

The rule of thirds, keeping the lines somewhat inexact yet not too much, it's all ingrained in my noggin up here.

Moooo
You are about to tell me I have bad taste aren't you.......

rad 06-12-2006 01:00 AM
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Originally Posted by Mecca
This is my favorite pornstar......Tory Lane

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/Mecca2525/01.jpg
That's better than the first one.

spunkmouth.com? WTF? ROFL

luv 06-12-2006 01:01 AM
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Originally Posted by ChiefsFanatic
What a load of crap [oops] Big women deserve love, too. I am on record as saying that women with curves are much better than skinny chicks.
Women with curves.....thanks for putting it lightly....UGH! I'm working on self-esteem here....I've been doi ng so much better,,,

Moooo 06-12-2006 01:01 AM
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Originally Posted by Mecca
You are about to tell me I have bad taste aren't you.......
Naw. I wouldn't do that. Besides, I actually hope EVERY GUY on the face of the earth has tastes different than mine, so that all the chicks I want are available...

Moooo

Moooo 06-12-2006 01:02 AM
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Originally Posted by luv
Women with curves.....thanks for putting it lightly....UGH! I'm working on self-esteem here....I've been doi ng so much betterHello - commatard on the loose.,
You know, I'm really starting to question how big you really are. You talk yourself up to be a heavy chick, but I'm starting to doubt you.

BTW I wholeheartedly agree with what Fanatic said about thicker women... HOTTT!

Moooo

rad 06-12-2006 01:02 AM
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Originally Posted by Moooo
And once again, what the hell is up with the nasty ass toilet in the background? How f'n hard is it to clean that up to take a picture on?

Moooo
Plus, I'll betca there's a nice fat turd laying there.

rad 06-12-2006 01:04 AM
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Originally Posted by luv
Women with curves.....thanks for putting it lightly....UGH! I'm working on self-esteem here....I've been doi ng so much betterHello - commatard on the loose.,

Look out!! Commatard!!!

Mecca 06-12-2006 01:05 AM
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Originally Posted by rad
Plus, I'll betca there's a nice fat turd laying there.
Just one of the many advantages of working for spunkmouth.

luv 06-12-2006 01:07 AM
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Originally Posted by Moooo
You know, I'm really starting to question how big you really are. You talk yourself up to be a heavy chick, but I'm starting to doubt you.

BTW I wholeheartedly agree with what Fanatic said about thicker women... HOTTT!

Moooo
Holy shite! I don't even remembe typng the "commatard on the loose" part. ROFL

Everyone deserves to have fun now and again.....

keg in kc 06-12-2006 01:08 AM
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Originally Posted by luv
Holy shite! I don't even remembe typng the "commatard on the loose" part. ROFL

Everyone deserves to have fun now and again.....
lol

Mecca 06-12-2006 01:08 AM
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Originally Posted by luv
Holy shite! I don't even remembe typng the "commatard on the loose" part. ROFL

Everyone deserves to have fun now and again.....
Type 2 commas in a row and see what happens.......

,,

rad 06-12-2006 01:12 AM
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Originally Posted by Mecca
Type 2 commas in a row and see what happens.......

Hello - commatard on the loose.

I think she meant this
......

But she did this
,,,,,,,

Moooo 06-12-2006 01:14 AM
Boy, what happened luv? Everyone else? Y'all kinda died.

Moooo

Mecca 06-12-2006 01:15 AM
I think you guys should post pictures of women since I did.......so I can critique you guys.

rad 06-12-2006 01:18 AM
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Originally Posted by Mecca
I think you guys should post pictures of women since I did.......so I can critique you guys.
I can't find my favorite pornstar, and I don't know her name.

Give me a sec.

luv 06-12-2006 01:19 AM
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Originally Posted by Moooo
Boy, what happened luv? Everyone else? Y'all kinda died.

Moooo
I'm here. Wide awake. One question. Do men have to pee as much as women whenever they're drunk?

Moooo 06-12-2006 01:20 AM
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Originally Posted by Mecca
I think you guys should post pictures of women since I did.......so I can critique you guys.
Going on the babydoll look...

I personally go for girls who are a bit topheavy, and a lot of times thick, but this is for the masses, so I will please you all!

Edited to replace the image...

Mecca 06-12-2006 01:21 AM
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Originally Posted by Moooo
Going on the babydoll look...

http://tgp.glamourmodelsgonebad.com/...ustpout002.jpg

I personally go for girls who are a bit topheavy, and a lot of times thick, but this is for the masses, so I will please you all!

Moooo
It looks like a big red X to me son......

Moooo 06-12-2006 01:21 AM
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Originally Posted by luv
I'm here. Wide awake. One question. Do men have to pee as much as women whenever they're drunk?
You broke the seal? luv, luv, luv...

It's human reaction to alcohol dehydrating your body. It's like if you would have taken a diuretic or something.

Moooo

Mecca 06-12-2006 01:23 AM
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Originally Posted by Moooo
Going on the babydoll look...

[img]give me a minute to find one that allows hotlinking...[/img]

I personally go for girls who are a bit topheavy, and a lot of times thick, but this is for the masses, so I will please you all!

Moooo
Like this.........

http://www.oddbits.com/Tereza1-05.jpg

rad 06-12-2006 01:24 AM
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Not the one I was looking for, but one of my faves.....
Racquel Darrian

Mecca 06-12-2006 01:26 AM
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Originally Posted by rad
Not the one I was looking for, but one of my faves.....
Who's that.......Raquel Darrien? Who are you looking for? And yes I know that I know far more about porn than I should.

luv 06-12-2006 01:26 AM
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Originally Posted by Moooo
You broke the seal? luv, luv, luv...

It's human reaction to alcohol dehydrating your body. It's like if you would have taken a diuretic or something.

Moooo
Will diuretics help?

Moooo 06-12-2006 01:28 AM
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Originally Posted by Mecca
Like this.........
DAAAAAMMMMNNN!!! That's perrrrfect for Moooo. Who is that lady?

Moooo

rad 06-12-2006 01:29 AM
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Originally Posted by Mecca
Who's that.......Raquel Darrien? Who are you looking for? And yes I know that I know far more about porn than I should.
She's a redhead. Always holds her legs so far apart in most of the scenes I've seen they look almost broken. Big boobs.

Moooo 06-12-2006 01:30 AM
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Originally Posted by luv
Will diuretics help?
No... God no! You're gonna kill yourself, woman!

If you're consuming alcohol, you're gonna pee...period. The hangover is a result of dehydration, and the best way to help with that is a 32 oz. bottle of Gatorade before going to bed.

I also take some asprin, though they say you're not supposed to cause it will thin out your blood way too much.

Moooo

Moooo 06-12-2006 01:31 AM
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Originally Posted by rad
She's a redhead. Always holds her legs so far apart in most of the scenes I've seen they look almost broken. Big boobs.
Redheads were put on this earth for one reason... to make all other women look ugly.

Moooo

Mecca 06-12-2006 01:31 AM
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Originally Posted by rad
She's a redhead. Always holds her legs so far apart in most of the scenes I've seen they look almost broken. Big boobs.
A redhead with big boobs.........do you have any idea what you think her name is.

luv 06-12-2006 01:33 AM
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Originally Posted by Moooo
No... God no! You're gonna kill yourself, woman!

If you're consuming alcohol, you're gonna pee...period. The hangover is a result of dehydration, and the best way to help with that is a 32 oz. bottle of Gatorade before going to bed.

I also take some asprin, though they say you're not supposed to cause it will thin out your blood way too much.

Moooo
You only live a couple of miles from me, technically. I like grape gatorade. Wanne bring me some?

Moooo 06-12-2006 01:36 AM
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Originally Posted by luv
You only live a couple of miles from me, technically. I like grape gatorade. Wanne bring me some?
please tell me you're joking... besides, I mean your friend with benefits might get angry at some guy showing up at your house at 3 in the morn.

Moooo

Moooo 06-12-2006 01:37 AM
Wll somebody PLEASE tell me who that smoking hot brunette in the bra and panties is? PLEASE!?!

Moooo

luv 06-12-2006 01:39 AM
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Originally Posted by Moooo
please tell me you're joking... besides, I mean your friend with benefits might get angry at some guy showing up at your house at 3 in the morn.

Moooo
He only shows up like once a month. Speaking of him brings no respect to myself, huh?

Did I mention bigger girls casn't be choosers? I'm done with putting myself down, though, I'm better than that.

rad 06-12-2006 01:39 AM
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Originally Posted by Mecca
A redhead with big boobs.........do you have any idea what you think her name is.
Her name is Ruby.

Mecca 06-12-2006 01:40 AM
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Originally Posted by Moooo
Redheads were put on this earth for one reason... to make all other women look ugly.

Moooo
Kylie Ireland?

Moooo 06-12-2006 01:40 AM
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Originally Posted by luv
He only shows up like once a month. Speaking of him brings no respect to myself, huh?

Did I mention bigger girls casn't be choosers? I'm done with putting myself down, though, I'm better than that.
I'm confused. What does this have to do with grape Gatorade?

Moooo

luv 06-12-2006 01:45 AM
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Originally Posted by Moooo
I'm confused. What does this have to do with grape Gatorade?

Moooo
Hell if I know, I'm drunk. I just like the way you think.


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