#1 RBBC
#2 Run it and play Defense philosphy
#3 McGlockton (For Clint)
#4 Gannon (He made EG nervous)
#5 Marty Shottenheimer
#6 Jimmy Raye
#7 Gunther Cunningham
#8 Kurt Schottenheimier
#9 Inability to run down into the endzone to high five his reciever who just caught a TD
#10 Interceptions

Boies is arguing that Elvis has won a playoff game because of the intention to win a playoff game!

Klock is arguing that Elvis cannot win a playoff game since the rules states your team must make the playoffs first!

Supreme Court is now deliberating...
;)<P>

Went to the auto supply store at lunch and overheard a conversation regarding the fact that Elvis has never won a playoff game.

(Bob Dole apparently has absolutely no aversion to beating a dead horse.)

Bob Dole will only need to do this for about...oh....2 more years before he even aproaches the beaten horse of Fluffy.

just a end of day reminder...Even though it is snowing and cold, and I've done recount..Elvis has still not won a playoff game...nor have Rich Gannon or Myself.

It's too close to call...at least 5 of the 9 Justices concur that Elvis has never won a playoff game, but 4 are waivering...of course if one of the 5 doesn't change his opinion, I guess Elvis will end the day without having won a playoff game...

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*Doing his best Trebek*

Games Grbac hasn't won for $400.00

Answer: A playoff game


Frame your answer in the form of a question.

What was the 1997 divisional playoff game where KC lost to Denver 14-10?

Gregg - You are correct. Less than a minute left in the round.

Wolf, I mean Alex:

What is a playoff game?

give me my money....

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That sounded nothing like Trebec, Wolfie.

(But that doesn't change the fact that Elvis has never been on the winning end of a playoff game in which he played.)

Joe - Good Job, but Gregg rang in earlier.... However, keep in mind your answer as I am sure it will fit into final jeopardy as well.

Bob - My 'John Wayne' is even worse.....

Admitting my loss in not receiving the Rich Little genes I ordered.


I guess some of us are better at pretending to be famous figures than others.... (Geez, the season is so bad, I have resorted to trading smack with a like minded fan).

In addition to Bob Dole, Bob Dole also does a great Shields and Yarnell impression.

Wolf, I protest, I demand a recount...I'm taking it too the Supreme Court...by time I'm finished I'll have my $400.00 and Elvis will have his playoff win...

What is a playoff game?...should be the correct answere...not specifically which playoff game...just a playoff game...this game is rigged...I'm going to talk to Regis about this...

Elvis still has not won a playoff game.

Just thought I would let everyone know before I head off to play a little Par-3 night golf here, where the weather is overcast, but still 52 degrees, that as far as I know:

Elvis has still not won a playoff game(but i won a playoff game in a ping pong tournament once, does that make me an All-Pro?)

mmaddog
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Mr DOle - What scares me is that I remember Shields and Yarnell's variety show (how can mime be variety?) and several guest appearances on Mork and Mindy. Thank you for opening childhood traumas once again.

Joe - YOu are starting to remind me of Cliff Claven on the episode of Cheers when he makes it to Jeopardy and loses because although he had a correct answer, he had an answer Alex wasnt looking for... You dont work for the Post Office, do you?

MMaddog - Careful with the ping pong thing. I won county and district spelling bee. Although it did not make me an All-Pro, several of my closest friends referred to me as 'nerdlinger' for some time.

You are welcome for the memories, Nerdlinger.

(Bob Dole's mother used to force a young Bob Dole to watch that thing... Bob Dole firmly believes she should be punished.)

Nerdlinger??? At least both my arms work....

LOL

That Dole is getting crotchety in his latter years.

Bob Dole is no more crotchety than in the past. It's just now that Bob Dole has realized that Elvis has never won a playoff game, Bob Dole is more demonstrative.

Touche' Bob.... I just hope you get this all out in the off-season. Or else I am afraid like turkey at Thanksgiving, you will run out of ways to serve it.

WHAT??????????????

Hey wolfman, I bet Sean LaChappell could have!

(sorry coudn't help it)
:D

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Bob Dole hopes that Bob Dole is given no reason to be demonstrative during the 2001 regular season.

As for the turkey variations: Bob Dole avoided that problem this year by buying a loaf of bread and .5 pounds of roast beef to celebrate Thanksgiving.<BR>

JOhn - I am not letting her read that comment. LOL

Jesse Jackson says, "We will take to the streets right now, we will delegitimize Gunther, discredit him, do whatever it takes, but never accept him because he has not let Elvis win a playoff game!"
http://www.drudgereport.com/jes.htm

With all the talk of weather, bowling and civil unrest, perhaps we have forgotten what is most important.

Elvis has never won a playoff game.

I beg to differ. Seems to me that Elvis' '87 St. Joseph’s High School basketball team reached the semi-finals of the state tournament. Have to win a few playoffs to get there.

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If a tree falls in the Forrest and no one is there to hear it, It just doesn’t matter because Elvis still hasn’t won a playoff game.

This is news to me.

I just got back from lunch....anything new?

Still no playoff win for Grbac.

Still colder than a b!tch out and Elvis is still searching for that elusive playoff win.

If a playoff is held at Arrowhead and no one shows up, does that still mean that Elvis has not won a playoff game?<BR>

The Florida Supreme Court just ruled 6-0 (with one justice recused) that Elvis has never won a playoff game.

Kenny Mayne just mentioned that Elvis Grbac has never won a playoff game "to see how Icelandic women, aged 25-40, responded."

I was just reading some smoke signals from a nearby indian(excuse me, "casino owner american")reservation....

I think the signals translated to say "Elvis Grbak, no win playoff game, keemosabi"...but my Sioux Smoke signal reading isn't perfect http://www.chiefsplanet.com/ubb/smile.gif

Santa Claus just checked his list and Santa says that Elvis still has not won a playoff game.

I understand that Ponce De Leon is still looking for Elvis' first playoff win.

Almost 200 posts later and still no playoff wins for Elvis. That's pretty sorry!

200! (And still no wins...)

I came across the E! channel while surfing the remote the other night and they were doing the life of Elvis Presley...

Oddly enough, Elvis Presley died taking a dump...

I wonder if our Elvis will win a playoff game while taking a dump?


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Iowanian - I remember a great Gary Larson cartoon: The Lone Ranger is obviously aged and in a nursing home and reading an Indian/English dictionary - Keemosabee = Horse's Patootie

The caption merely reads "Hey!!!"

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Has anyone seen Elvis win a playoff game when he's been duck hunting?

Your choice:
a) Take Elvis hunting, or
b) Go hunting Elvis




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I'm watching metro sports, and well, Gbac still has not won a playoff game.

Santa just double checked his list and Elvis still doesn't have a playoff win !

Dang,
I awoke this morning, Part of my pipes are frozen, there's a 2 foot snowdrift at my front door. YOU know what this means????

I think He!! has frozen over, and STILL no Playoff wins http://www.chiefsplanet.com/ubb/confused.gif

We almost have a president, but Elvis has not almost won a playoff game...

Bob Dole just went out to survey the tree damage from the ice, and under one pecan tree, numerous twigs had fallen. Curiously, the twigs spelled out the message "Elvis has never won a playoff game."

I'm thinking of starting a topic like this next month entitled: "My taxes still haven't dropped". It could go on continuously for decades. What do you think?

BobDole - That explains it, the Blair Witch has cursed Elvis. Who has never won a playoff game

IMO Gore will not concede tonight on national TV but will instead use his time to outline the reasons Elvis has not won a playoff game.

Clint, I think you may have something there...

OMG,

I was just eating some 'alphabets' for lunch...the last 26 letters in the bowl spelled out....you guessed it "Elvis has not won a playoff game"

could this be a sign?

FWIW,
I realized I made an error in my translation of the smoke signals yesterday...I used the "Sioux" book and realized that it was from "Mesqawki" casino owner americans....

the signals translated from THAT book to read "Elvis Win 1st playoff game 2001, Keemosabi"

the signals today said "HOW!--with help of Corey Dillon, twodogs"...what do you think that means?

I just let my dog out to "relieve" himself. When I let him in, I noticed that he had spelled out "Evis has not one a playoff game"
In yellow snow...


http://www.chiefsplanet.com/ubb/confused.gif

I just came in from my backyard where there was a flock of wild parrots and do you know what they were saying;" Elvis still hasn't won a playoff game."

Hey guys, History Channel has a special on the program Histories Mysteries.

"Elvis and the mythical playoff win"

I just saw on CNN that Jessee Jackson has called his people to the streets to protest the slanderous abominations leveled against Elvis Grbac...after all, its not HISfault he has played QB for a substandard team...and It was his "Intent" to WIN a playoff game...

Rumor has it that he has called for Indianapolis, Buffalo, Oakland, SF, Tennessee, and NE to forfeit the games they irrationally scored more points than the Chiefs...so Elvis has an Equal Opportunity to WIN a Playoff game. :)

Don't eat the dreaded yellow snow...at least until Elvis wins a playoff game because I've heard he hasn't yet...

Well JOhn, at least we now know who let the dogs out.

Call those b@stards and tell them so they can stop asking the d@mned question.

OMG...To say the least,ELVIS has not won a playoff game ? I'm shocked that a man of this talent has not carried a team to a playoff win! :eek:

How can this be? I demand a recount of all stats and see if Elvis has won a playoff game! :rolleyes:

Betcha Algore hasn't won an election for Prez either! http://www.chiefsplanet.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

I was playing a Yoko Ono song backwards and the haunting words came out, "Elvis No Playoff Wins"... over and over and over...

It was driving me mad! I tell ya! Mad! Mad! Mad!

Her singing that is... :p

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Roses are red

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,


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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet,


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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet,
Elvis has never won a playoff game in the eight years he's been in the league.

Frosty The Snowman says," Even though its cold, Elvis still hasn't won a playoff game" !

Bob Dole just awakened from a dream, but alas, Elvis has still never won a playoff game.

Just finished unloading a load af firewood, My wife looked out of the second story window to see if I was finished, and noticed that I had inadvertantly spelled out "Elvis has no playoff wins"

Spooky

Elvis has now won a playoff game...2001 year on Madden playstation football...

Elvis and the Chiefs..35
Broncos 3


the drought has ended...at least in my little world...

Bobby Ewing just stepped out of the shower at Southfork and pronounced "Elvis has not yet won a playoff game."

She says hey babe, take a walk on the wild side
She says hey honey, take a walk on the wild side
And the colored girls sing
Doot, doo doot, doo doot, doo doot doo doot
Elvis Grbac has never won a playoff game, doo doot doo doot...

The Electoral College has just voted that Elvis has never won a playoff game...<BR>

Elvis has left the building and no playoff win! http://www.chiefsplanet.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Elvis...no playoff wins !

Al Gore...no Presidential wins !

Telling story,eh !

From CNN.com:

[i]"U.S. Sen. Joe Lieberman -- Al Gore's running mate in the historic presidential election of 2000 -- told his colleagues in the U.S. Senate this morning that he plans to work with a George W. Bush administration for a 'constructive consensus that Elvis has never won a playoff game.'"</i>

Saw a new Wrigley's Doublemint commercial last night after the speeches and the Doublemint twins (Quad Hooters) sang the Doublemint jingle with the words "Elvis has not won a playoff game" VERY COOL!!!

Apparently this is an international issue.

MOSCOW, Russia -- Convicted spy Edmond Pope has been freed from a Russian prison after being granted a pardon by President Vladimir Putin.

The Kremlin confirmed on Thursday that Putin had pardoned Pope and ordered his release from prison.

Putin's decree said Pope had been pardoned on health reasons and because Elvis Grbac has never won a playoff game.<BR>

My wife totalled her car on Monday. The skid marks from her car as well as the 15 others that wiped out spelled out "No Playoffs." I only assume the message was directed at Elvis.

MM
~~Looking for a replacement for a '91 Ford Tempo . . .

Twas the night before Christmas and all the through the house, not a creature was stirring and Elvis has never won a playoff game...