and there's that dude Michelle again, wearing my dead Grandma's couch upholstry

Seneca is doing fine.

looked like the center snapped it while Walters wasn't behind center...I still can't figure it out

Basically, Walters was in the shotgun and raised his knee as if it were a silent count, then walked up to the line to do something (change the play maybe?). The center had already looked up and snapped the ball to an empty backfield. It was called a false start on Walters, though, for walking up to the line.

You're lucky to not watch and have to work.

heh...

Cornholler read the Planet!

Walters apparently forgot he had raised his leg to start the silent count.

You know - in a very twisted way, this is as entertaining as most MNF games

PS, those fields are awesome. It's amazing how well that thing is performing. Arrowhead would be a freaking swamp. You know, after the soccer pu**ies finished screwing it up the day before the game.

This game blows chunks.

MNF ratings have got to hit an all time low with this game.

Let alone the listening to Theismen and Tony Kornholio with mindless rantings.

This is game is really a disgrace and embarressment to the NFL.

hmm another punt. couldnt see that one coming

HATER!! HATER!!! HATER!!! HOMOPHOB!!! HOMOPHOB!!!

that was the best play the raiders ran so far

OH COME ON MAN, jacked up is coming up

20 seconds left.

RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY!

Well, at least our D line has "some hart"It’s pretty bad that Walter’s had to take a knee as opposed to ANOTHER HIT!WTF is up with our O line?Are they ALL fuggen blind?

Berman's hair is great. LMAO

Thanks to three Lortabs you are exactly right. May qualify for the most "fun-to-watch" Monday game yet,

yeah, I agree.....we'll break the sack record in the 2nd half...and maybe the Raiders will go with a no QB offense....

Agreed

The announcers make it 100x worse

I thought someone mentioned that if the dude got hurt that it won't be shown on all jacked up or something like that. Not sure if thats true? :shrug:

LMAO LMAO LMAO dude, that is funny shit right there!!

hey! we got a .000001 sec hi-light

What hair..it only grows on the sides..like 100 ft long..and is wipped over

that's what sucks about these fields!!!!


IT'S FOOTBALL!!!


IT"S POURING RAIN!!!!




THEIR UNIs ARE SPOTLESS!!!!!!








last year's Chargers game with LJ covered in mud pounding the ball...






NOW THAT'S FOOTBALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Steve Young must be running Windows. He keeps hanging and locking up.

We already have :rolleyes:

PEyton MAnning is dreamy.

Tony Romo is dreamy.

Blah blah blah.

Like a really bad movie that is funny!
Like when things go so bad it is hilarious!
Like when kissing your sister is actually a turn-on!




Yes, i think i see this game in a whole new way!

Ain't it great? LMAO

Oh noes!!11!!! Urlacher sprained his labia!!!

You forgot T O and his pillow Mr Dole :p

I find it surprising after seven sacks, the QB hasn't fumbled the ball yet.

Oh, and if you can't parallel park your own car you shouldn't be driving one.

of course, they don't show the biggest hit of the week....

Number 1 jacked-up was weak.

They can't. The NFL complained, or something. No hits on jacked up that resulted in injury allowed.

Due to he got injured. Was a given.

EXACTLY!!!

Maybe someone needs to send them that video of the last play of the chiefs-rams game.

Why?

I can't believe this shit. I went from a 22 point lead to 1.17 after one half b/c the Raiders can't score and have given up seven fucking sacks. 7 GODDAMNED SACKS IN ONE HALF!! :banghead:

I think Snoop-a-loop's team might have a fighting chance against Art Shell's team

dammit tafoya gimme back the fabric to my grandma's couch.

shit, I had no idea...too bad

Heh, I'm still waiting for a news report of "Car that can automatically parallel park for you malfunctions, destroys other cars, kills 5."

Thats terrible. And I thought it was bad when I lost because Grossman gave me negative points when he played the Cards.

that intimidating raiturds D forced seneca to call a TO. come back from commercial and there'll be a personal foul called on the them some how.

Wow. The Raiders are truly deserving of this Monday night game.

All I'm asking from Oakland is to score one goddamned touchdown and keep Morris out of the endzone. One fucking touchdown from an NFL team shouldn't be too much to ask against a D that has surrendered over 140 points in its last five games. But apparently it is when I need my goddamned fantasy team to come through one fucking time this season. :bang:

Seven sacks in one half? SEVEN? In ONE HALF?

Jared and Tamba must have the Raiders games circled on their calendars.

And wow, I'm looking at the stats and five of the sacks have come from defensive tackles. Reed and Edwards may have these games circled, too.

The puntfest continues.

I was thinking the same thing.

Well kinda. I mean I thought can't wait to see Allen and Hali against the raiders.

Actually I thought I want a ham sandwich.

I think Eric Hicks could get 3 sacks against the Raiders.

Oakland looks like an expansion team they are so bad. The body language on the offense says it all.

hell would have to freeze over first.

I'm watching Law & Order now - elisabeth Rohm's first season....excellent line in this one, "Serena, I think it's about time you take another shot at the body guard"

god, I would drink her bath water, giggity giggity gig-gi-tty!

Hey Oakland called a running play....

Art Shell at a loss for words???

Art Shell at a "loss for words"? I don't believe it.

sack o rama!

8 Sacks. Just shoot me in the fucking head.

I agree. They are pathetic. Why did MNF think this would be a good game to broadcast? Even if the L.A. market is big, I can't imagine people tuning in to watch with sorry excuse for a team.

8 now.

I take it your opponent has the Hags D, eh? Ow. :spank:

wow a shovel pass incomplete man that's bad

LOL

I've never seen someone throw a screen pass BEHIND the receiver.

Oakland, just hire me to coordinate your fucking offense this half. I guaranfucking tee I can get you 7 points.

And they can't complete a f**king shovel pass.

Unbelieveable.

well the raiders had nice punt coverage there. you'd think they'd be tired by now. don't know why I am trying to find positive things to say about the play of the raiders. Must have forgotten to take my meds.

This team beat Pittsburg - the team that handed us our heads on a platter. Unbelievable. :cuss:

Yup. Up 22 points and he had Maurice Morris (of 2.9 ypc) and the Seattle D. 0 Points, 8 sacks, and 95 rushing yards later, I need Oakland to score just to reassume the lead.

Oakland is to the integrity of the game what Katrina was to New Orleans....

On my Publicx access Channel, they got Valencia Communicyt College doing "Introduction To Oceanography, it's pretty cool

Did that fool Torrico really just say the Cardinals lost to Kansas City yesterday? :spock:

The Boz :shake:

The crowd noise is turned up to appear as though the fans are actually into this game. Sad.

oh the Boz - how long till they show Bo running up his ass?

Boz = overrated and a pussy.

Bosworh, a Seattle legend??
LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO, that deserved 5