Originally Posted by Bugeater (Post 6041379)

Bite me, cornhumper.




Oh, wait...

Originally Posted by SEKChiefsFan (Post 6041520)

I have a join date of Nov 03, but lurked for at least a year before that. I know quite a bit more about a lot of you fuggers than you do about me... and I LIKE it that way. ROFL

Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 6041367)

Originally Posted by Bugeater (Post 6041379)

Bite me, cornhumper.

Oh, wait...

Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 6041528)

Originally Posted by SEKChiefsFan (Post 6041550)

Yeah the only posters I don't like on this board all joined after 2000, certainly. All the originals seem pretty cool. I would have given a lot to have witnessed the scene at the Star board when that imploded.

Originally Posted by wild1 (Post 6041633)

what is the PPL?

Originally Posted by JOhn (Post 6041820)

It was truly a sight to behold. Other than DENISE, aka MeMyselfI, I agree. Ok I'll admit I've met her in person and she's not as evil as she seems, and surprisingly no horn or tail that I noticed.

Originally Posted by Bugeater (Post 6041379)

Bite me, cornhumper.




Oh, wait...

Originally Posted by alanm (Post 6041895)

Watch the game yesterday? I got to use the family's season tickets who are now owned by my brother so I got to see it in person. Was in Omaha Friday and Saturday nights and back home now. Tomorrow is laying on the couch day and not much else.
It's going to be a 3 way race for the North. May the best team win. :thumb:

Originally Posted by Bugeater (Post 6041913)

Yep, I had to do the PPV for the first game, although I'll probably skip the next two. Other than some sloppy play on occasion we looked pretty damn good. Not hard to do against an inferior opponent though.

Originally Posted by JOhn (Post 6040085)

Oh and one more thing, anyone who has a join date of 2000 should be treated with the utmost respect!! :D

Originally Posted by SEKChiefsFan (Post 6041869)

She seems to have mellowed considerably over the years. I'm pretty conservative, but she never really pissed me off like she has some.

Originally Posted by JuicesFlowing (Post 6040728)

Who in the **** are you? You think I spend all time on here with my 5 posts per day?

Originally Posted by Bugeater (Post 6041864)

If you mean in the context that KCJohnny uses it, it's the Planet Party Line. It's the alleged groupthink that he claims exists here.

Originally Posted by Dottefan (Post 6042359)

Don't cry like a little baby nOOB..you got your panties in a bunch already? Does somebody need their ego stroked? I guess if the truth hurts..then it must be the truth. I cant help it that this nOOb , called you out. Look how fast you jumped to discredit me. I guess we all cant play G.I Joe ( with the tall ones, not the little ones) all day in our grandmas basement, drinking your mountain dew slushies and eating dollar food from Taco bell...while posting on ChiefsPlanet what player you want to blow( cough) I mean pick up on your fantasy draft. Turn off The jets CD, put in your Debbie Gibson electric youth cd................and chill out...........and then, maybe, just maybe I wont pick on you any more.

Originally Posted by Gonzo (Post 6042276)

Here's another thing that kinda grinds my gears n00bs...

Don't write hahahahaha after your posts. You're not really all that funny. You think you are, but you're not. We will determine wether or not your posts are comical in any way. (which they won't be)
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Originally Posted by CrazyCoffey (Post 6042422)

this is so true, gonzo. hahahahahahahahahahaaaaaa

Originally Posted by JOhn (Post 6042394)

:spock:

Dammit I'm all out of Neg rep again.
Another n00b who knows it all


btw, there is no dollar menu at Taco bell, .89 or.88 cent menu

FAIL!!

Originally Posted by Dottefan (Post 6042426)

uh........you do understand that this is all in good fun? or are you just another drone who wasted countless days, hours, and years widdling away at your keyboard on Chiefs Planet, instead of interacting with the real wordl..you know that place were people work, and have lifes and cant just "hang out" , (I made some grammar errors jsut incase you wanted to play grammar cop some more)all day on this site racking up post counts and casino money all in hopes of impressing other mindless drones? ....I am guessing that you`re smart enought to relise that I am just talking smack in good fun....but then again you`re in Wyoming so that might be asking alot from you.

Originally Posted by DMAC (Post 6042433)

See...

This is what we are all talking about, moran.

Originally Posted by Dottefan (Post 6042444)

I am sorry hick..could you please explain. I am just a nOOb. You see I spend all my time in the real world, not on the net. I think if you explained your customs and social norms to me I would have a better understanding on how I should behave on this site.Thanks Again

Originally Posted by CrazyCoffey (Post 6042458)

Most of us are actually not on here all day, we'll sign in, see what's going on, then minimize that window to do some work, then check back later, or at lunch time to have a few moments with other chiefs fans, or friends that we've actually met in real life, to see what I'm doin here, see how long this paragraph is and how hard it is to read everything I'm saying?

Originally Posted by CrazyCoffey (Post 6042458)

If you refer to this world and the real world in a long insulting/sarcastic/whatever paragraph again it will be the fourth time you've done so and it's actually pretty annoying. Most of us are actually not on here all day, we'll sign in, see what's going on, then minimize that window to do some work, then check back later, or at lunch time to have a few moments with other chiefs fans, or friends that we've actually met in real life, to see what I'm doin here, see how long this paragraph is and how hard it is to read everything I'm saying?

only about 10% of the planet read this...

Originally Posted by Dottefan (Post 6042359)

Don't cry like a little baby nOOB..you got your panties in a bunch already? Does somebody need their ego stroked? I guess if the truth hurts..then it must be the truth. I cant help it that this nOOb , called you out. Look how fast you jumped to discredit me. I guess we all cant play G.I Joe ( with the tall ones, not the little ones) all day in our grandmas basement, drinking your mountain dew slushies and eating dollar food from Taco bell...while posting on Chiefsplanet what player you want to blow( cough) I mean pick up on your fantasy draft. Turn off The jets CD, put in your Debbie Gibson electric youth cd................and chill out...........and then, maybe, just maybe I wont pick on you any more.

Originally Posted by Dottefan (Post 6042483)

Look , if you cant tell that I am just ****ing with these guys..then I am going to start ****ing with you also.lol..Obviously I BELONG TO CHIEFS PLANET... if I am making fun of them for being on here... I am making fun of myself also ..BECAUSE I AM ON THIS SITE JUST LIKE THEY ARE..I guess that I need to be a long standing member before I can post any thing sarcastic? ...get over yourself. This was all in good fun..AND I STATED THAT A COUPLE OF TIMES..I cant help it that I can lay down some good smack....so relax, drink an beer and chill out. This entire thread was about ****ing with us nOObs so I decided to **** with them back . ( now point out how I put stuff in caps, cuzz that always gives me a good laugh)

Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 6042488)

Originally Posted by Dottefan (Post 6042426)

Uh........You do understand that this is all in good fun? Or are you just another drone who wasted countless days, hours, and years whittling away at your keyboard on Chiefs Planet, instead of interacting with the real world ..you know, that place where people work, and have lives and can't just "hang out". (I made some grammar errors just in case you wanted to play grammar cop some more) all day on this site racking up post counts and casino money all in hopes of impressing other mindless drones? (ED. NOTE: Run-on sentence fragment which should've been placed before the period in the last sentence.) ....I am guessing that you're smart enought to realize that I am just talking smack in good fun....but then again you're in Wyoming so that might be asking a lot from you.........and thanks for pointing out my mistake with the menu at Taco Bell. I have some questions regarding Dungeons and Dragons, the renaissance festival, and Final Fantasy..if you have the time.

Originally Posted by Dottefan (Post 6042500)

Can I just tell you now nice it is to finally meet a person with a actual stick up their ass. I mean , I have only heard about people like you before..but to actually meet one..wow

I hope this is not asking to much, but could you send me a pic please,you can pm it to me. I mean , when I tell people that I talked to someone with an actual stick up their ass, the wont believe me, so I would love to show them a pick. Thanks.

Originally Posted by JD10367 (Post 6042504)

Whew. That was hard work! Please keep your insulting rebuttals to a few words, it's easier for us, tkthxbye.

Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 6042509)

Originally Posted by Dottefan (Post 6042512)

Thanks for being that guy..this is so much fun. I post stuff that I know has grammar errors.......and you guys point them out to me.

I mean, I wish I could just be that lame..but unfortunately I am not. But I bet if I keep track of all your post, I can someday live up to your lameness. Thanks Man.

Originally Posted by Dottefan (Post 6042483)

Look , if you cant tell that I am just ****ing with these guys..then I am going to start ****ing with you also.lol..Obviously I BELONG TO CHIEFS PLANET... if I am making fun of them for being on here... I am making fun of myself also ..BECAUSE I AM ON THIS SITE JUST LIKE THEY ARE..I guess that I need to be a long standing member before I can post any thing sarcastic? ...get over yourself. This was all in good fun..AND I STATED THAT A COUPLE OF TIMES..I cant help it that I can lay down some good smack....so relax, drink an beer and chill out. This entire thread was about ****ing with us nOObs so I decided to **** with them back . ( now point out how I put stuff in caps, cuzz that always gives me a good laugh)

Originally Posted by CrazyCoffey (Post 6042558)

news flash, you aren't the only one that can be sarcastic in their responses. In fact there hasn't been very many serious posts in this whole thread.

Originally Posted by JD10367 (Post 6042561)

Are you serious?

Originally Posted by JD10367 (Post 6042553)

Aw, c'mon, don't put yourself down like that. I bet you're plenty lame. I mean, you have less than 500 posts and yet, with this one small flurry, you've managed to piss off a bunch of people while simultaneously proving to be a pompous, insulting prick. Who can't type. :)

BTW, I think the definition of "lame" is someone who purposefully posts with grammar errors, just to see if people correct them, and then goes HAHAHAHAHA when they do. If you're going to have a battle of wits, please get some actual armor and weaponry.

Originally Posted by CrazyCoffey (Post 6042566)

I'm cereal

Originally Posted by Dottefan (Post 6042569)

That's the whole point...I did win. I wanted to stir the pot up, I wanted to give you guys some crap, for always picking on us n00bs..and I did. I was able to drag this out , and make you play along. I think my armor is good, and my weaponry is exceptional enough to drag this out as long as I did.
I was able to purposely post grammar errors to throw you off( and it worked) I planted the land minds...and you walked right into each and every on...in the words of a obscure and nameless n00 b .....................HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH

Originally Posted by Dottefan (Post 6042569)

That's the whole point...I did win. I wanted to stir the pot up, I wanted to give you guys some crap, for always picking on us n00bs..and I did. I was able to drag this out , and make you play along. I think my armor is good, and my weaponry is exceptional enough to drag this out as long as I did.
I was able to purposely post grammar errors to throw you off( and it worked) I planted the land minds...and you walked right into each and every on...in the words of a obscure and nameless n00 b .....................HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH

Originally Posted by CrazyCoffey (Post 6042558)

news flash, you aren't the only one that can be sarcastic in their responses. In fact there hasn't been very many serious posts in this whole thread.

Originally Posted by Dottefan (Post 6042444)

I am sorry ,could you please explain. I am just a nOOb. You see I spend all my time in the real world, not on the net. I think if you explained your customs and social norms to me, I would have a better understanding on how I should behave on this site.Thanks Again

Originally Posted by Dottefan (Post 6042444)

I am sorry ,could you please explain. I am just a nOOb. You see I spend all my time in the real world, not on the net. I think if you explained your customs and social norms to me, I would have a better understanding on how I should behave on this site.Thanks Again

Originally Posted by Bwana (Post 6042635)

That's a REALLY EASY one Ace. Don't be a dipshit and most people will leave you alone. :doh!:

Originally Posted by CrazyCoffey (Post 6042664)

he's a mastermind at asshattery, we fell into his trap by engaging in rhetoric with his superior mental prowess

Originally Posted by DMAC (Post 6042604)

And yet, here you are. On the net.

Originally Posted by Dottefan (Post 6042518)

Damn you and your smarts..you got me on that one, I cant say crap..lol

Originally Posted by Bwana (Post 6042668)

Yes, he does indeed look like he may have those powers. Perhaps we shoulld guide him toward the DC? :D

Originally Posted by the_spatula (Post 6042691)

that's actually a good idea... why don't you just not say crap?

Originally Posted by JD10367 (Post 6042579)

You've never seen a naked girl in real life, have you.

Originally Posted by Dottefan (Post 6042704)

Steers and Queers fella.........and I dont think you`re a steer.

Originally Posted by KCTitus (Post 6040503)

After almost 10 years on the Planet, I have learned a lot of things about football...most importantly is how to discuss Chiefs football.

I have compiled a list of 'key phrases' that are used when discussing the Chiefs. If YOU want to come off as someone who clearly knows better than the people that hold jobs in the NFL, I suggest you memorize these phrases.

Without further ado...The Lexicon

1. Pissed Away - Any draft pick traded by KC
2. Wasted/Reach - Any draft pick used by KC to select a player
3. QBOTF - Any QB taken in the first 5 rounds of the draft, by any NFL franchise other than KC.
4. QB Bust - Any QB taken in any round of the draft by KC
5. Draft pick 'value' chart - A ruse by Carl planted in the media to 'justify' the Ryan Sims trade up in 2002.
6. Waste of Cap Dollars - Any FA that KC picks up
7. Cap Friendly Contract - Any contract signed by a FA to an NFL Franchise other than KC
8. Overpaid - Any trade, FA, draft pick signing made by KC
9. Good Cap Mgmt - Any trade, FA, draft pick signing made by any NFL franchise other than KC
10. Blind Homer - Any Chiefs fan that finds any 'good' value in any FA, draft pick, trade that KC makes. Can also include those who celebrate Chiefs victories during a losing season.
11. High on Pot/Heroine/Crack... - See Blind Homer.
12. The System - the reason why high quality players are cut from KC in favor of 'Waste of Cap Dollars' FA's or 'Wastes/Reaches'
13. High Profile College Prospects - Undrafted Free Agents that were not signed by KC
14. College Nobodies - Undrafted Free Agents signed by KC
15. gloom, despair, agony on me - a thread bemoaning the end of the upcoming KC season that's over 3-9 months away or just prior to the seasons start.
16. Dont question my fandom! - the flame war that ensues after a blind homer/High on Crack/Pot/Heroine posts in a 'gloom, despair, agony on me' thread.
17. Agressive-win now approach - When any other NFL franchise other than KC signs a veteran FA.
18. Short-sighted - When KC signs a veteran FA.
19. NFL Caliber Talent - something KC does not have, especially at 'key' positions, that all other NFL Franchises are teeming with.
20. Get Lucky - What caused FA, draft pick, traded player to have a 'good' season. b) Could also be the cause of a playoff win or SB win.
21. Good Season - Something that doesnt happen to the KC franchise.
22. Moron - Any of the numerous members of the Chiefs organization. Examples include: Dick Vermiel and Carl Peterson. b)Can also be used to identify a blind homer in a gloom, despair, agony on me thread
23. Winning the Lottery - What happens if a coach or player currently with KC had played in and won the SB with a another NFL franchise. This term will also be used to describe a KC SB winning season. See also 'Get Lucky'
24. The Profile - A mythical paradigm usually used as an excuse by the Chief's front office as a reason for not signing an impact free agent in their continued attempt to keep the team mediocre and fill the seats of Arrowhead stadium.
25. Prolific Success - KC going .500 with Gunther and or Marty
26. Decent Contract Offer - A contract not offered by Carl to sign a player in time for Training Camp. See Also Overpaid
27. Attempting to get better - Any FA signing by any NFL club other than KC. See also Agressive-win now approach
28. Genious - Any Internet BB poster who claims to know more about NFL talent evaluation, running an NFL franchise or playing in the NFL than those currently employed in the NFL.
29. Looser - The certified spelling of the commonly understood word 'Loser'. Extra 'o' is added for emphasis as to how big a loser receipient of said word really is.
30. Retart - The ChiefsPlanet spelling of the commonly understaood word 'reerun'. Replacing the 'd' with a 't' is added for emphasis as to how stupid recipient of said word really is.
31. Minion/Cannon Fodder - See Blind Homer.

Originally Posted by Dottefan (Post 6042705)

Yes I have..and it only cost me 50 bucks

Originally Posted by the_spatula (Post 6042714)

stop posting

Originally Posted by Dottefan (Post 6042718)

Again..just cus I think it was so clever.............



Steers and queers fella..........and you dont seam like a steer to me.

Originally Posted by the_spatula (Post 6042722)

Which is what I expected you to say... because you are incapable of an intelligent thought.

now ****ing leave.

Originally Posted by Dottefan (Post 6042726)

3 times the charm





Steers and Queers Fella.............and you aint no Steer lol..

THis is to easy. THe other guys made it diffuclt, but you..lol..you`re like putty.

Originally Posted by the_spatula (Post 6042738)

the phrase is 3rd time's the charm...... and no one is buying this bull shit that you were intentionally misspelling things to "fool everyone" or some shit like that.

you're just a ****ing reerun through and through.. and everybody knows it. quit kidding yourself you sorry ass back-peddler

Originally Posted by the_spatula (Post 6042738)

the phrase is 3rd time's the charm...... and no one is buying this bull shit that you were intentionally misspelling things to "fool everyone" or some shit like that.

you're just a ****ing reerun through and through.. and everybody knows it. quit kidding yourself you sorry ass back-peddler

Originally Posted by Dottefan (Post 6042426)

uh........you do understand that this is all in good fun? or are you just another drone who wasted countless days, hours, and years widdling away at your keyboard on Chiefs Planet, instead of interacting with the real wordl..you know that place were people work, and have lifes and cant just "hang out" , (I made some grammar errors jsut incase you wanted to play grammar cop some more)all day on this site racking up post counts and casino money all in hopes of impressing other mindless drones? ....I am guessing that you`re smart enought to relise that I am just talking smack in good fun....but then again you`re in Wyoming so that might be asking alot from you.........and thanks for pointing out my mistake with the menu at taco bell., I have some question regarding dungeons and dragons, the renaissance festival, and final fantasy..if you have the time.

Originally Posted by Dottefan (Post 6042483)

I guess that I need to be a long standing member before I can post any thing sarcastic? ...get over yourself.

Originally Posted by scott free (Post 6042824)

Wow, some people take this place much too seriously.

Originally Posted by Dottefan (Post 6042834)

The point that I am trying to make...THIS

Originally Posted by scott free (Post 6042824)

Wow, some people take this place much too seriously.

Originally Posted by Bwana (Post 6042846)

It's like looking at a car wreck on the Interstate. You know damn well it's going to be ugly, but you have to rubber neck at least once.

http://www.drugsandalcoholrecovery.c...ar%20wreck.jpg

Originally Posted by Bwana (Post 6042846)

It's like looking at a car wreck on the Interstate. You know damn well it's going to be ugly, but you have to rubber neck at least once.

Originally Posted by JOhn (Post 6042845)

You do read some of what is posted, but not completely comprehending.

A simple "THIS" suffices

No need to mention what comes next...... :harumph:

Originally Posted by Dottefan (Post 6042857)

Lol..stop trying to be the posting cop.

Originally Posted by Dottefan (Post 6042857)

Lol..stop trying to be the posting cop.

Originally Posted by CrazyCoffey (Post 6042866)

seriously, one of the funniest things about this thread, and you will see it's true if you keep coming back over the next year, is the conversations in this thread are not really serious, they happen all the time, in about 3 months another N00b with serious CP validation issues will spout off about how they are proving a point, and trying to change the culture here or something. But in seriousness, we don't really care. Keep being a douche and you'll be ignored by the people that don't like it, ****ed with AND encouraged by the people that are bored that day, and thats about it....