to lick it.

You sucked it up and put in the Brown miss which lost us the game, nice work.

please gif the Flowers missed INT's...so we can see if it was a sure as everyone says...I couldn't watch the game.

Wrong. Brown shall be judged the same as everyone else.

Brown's biggest problems there was a bad angle.

Just watched it again. I was right at the 2:50 mark of the 2nd quarter. 2nd and 5 for the Raiders at their own 25. If Flowers can make that catch... and it was a fastball right at head high... it's an easy 6 points for us.

Look at LJ clearing the way for Cassel.

Oh, Larry. You're a good boy now!

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The day of reckoning is arrived. It's time to gif the entire offensive line up.

Albert, Waters, Niswanger, Goff, Ndukwe.

They all sucked in some way this week. They all get gif'd up. They are this week's gif'd up bitches. Sucking as one.

First, Brian Waters totally whiffs and costs LJ some yardage (fortunately LJ stiff-armed this guy).

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Next, Ndukwe gets Cassel rocked. The end zone camera reveals Mike Goff's brand 'o suck.

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Ndukwe and Goff must really hate Cassel.

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Waters continues his quest to ensure Priest Holmes remains the franchise's all-time leading rusher.

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Oh hey, I'm Mike Goff and...I suck.

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Branden Albert says, "take my quarterback, please."

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RUDY! RUDY! RUDY!

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Ndukwe is back and joining him is Sean Ryan in....

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Waters, determined to keep Priest's record intact, soldiers on.

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Not sure how bad this is, but Goff keeps getting shoved around.

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OK, this is actually a good play. BUT, if you follow Gerard Warren (61), you'll see Mike Goff fails to block him at the line. Had Goff held him up, LJ might have been sprung into the secondary instead of being slowed by Warren.

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Tally O Suck:

Waters: 3
Goff: 5
Ndukwe: 4
Albert: 1
Niswanger: 1

That's it for GIF'D UP WEEK 2.

splooge.

Bowes Ass Whipper of the week award?

Check the previous page.

This thread rocks!

Ah, thanks.

On the second Waters gif, it's clear he's pissed at LJ for trying to take that outside. If Johnson reads the block, there are yards to be gained up the middle.

Of course, this might require LJ getting off his tiptoes.

On the last one, is Goff supposed to go low as part of the play, or is it up to the lineman?

Bullshit.

That play is going outside all the way. LJ is just getting the handoff as Waters blows that block.

Waters ****ing ****ed that up. POS!

No, it's not. Waters gave a fairly piss poor effort, but if LJ reads the block accordingly, he still should have picked up yards.

Sometimes a player has to pick his teammates up, and LJ is at the point in his career when he cannot do this. In short, he ****ing sucks.

Looks like Cox was taking his lead block to the inside, but that play was outside. All the way. :rolleyes:

You are full of crap! Cassel still has the ball as Waters begins his epic whiff.

The LB is on LJ quick. No question. But it looks like the little shove that Waters gives the defender to the outside would have been enough for LJ to plant his right foot, cut inside and avoid/brush off the tackle.

I'm not saying it's perfect by any means, and Waters needs to engage a hell of a lot more effectively.

Here is undeniable proof that Waters ****ed that play up. LJ barely has the handoff and Howard is blowing past B-Dub.

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that happens at least once every single drive. not with waters necessarily, but with someone on that turd-infested offensive line.

ROFL

Shouldn't LJ have been following the fullback (inside) ? Your saying that waters f the play up so much that LJ had no choice ? On a side note thanks for doing these gifs, makes me sad but they're insightful.

this thread is awesome. thanks, gochiefs.

LJ has to stay inside. That's where the play is designed to go, and if "believes in the process", there might be some positive yardage.

That said, Waters needs to be put forth a better effort.

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When are these two worthless mother****ers going to end up in Haley's doghouse?

:rolleyes:

That's why Waters pulls outside and Cox goes off right tackle.

LJ never had a chance.

Our linemen are going to become lolinemen.

Like lolcats, but for shitty offensive linemen.

"hay watch me blow this blitz pickup"

"in ur backfield, makin' ur qb run"

"i can has cheezburger?"

"no haley sez ur fat"

Maybe not. But he went the one place where he couldn't, so he was doubly ****ed.

Plant with your right and get the **** upfield, you broken down horse.

That is one of the hardest plays to block. You are backside blocking playside with a no bullshit "we are running to the left" play. I think that is an acceptable block. He doesnt have an angle on him at all. If Goff tried to get hands on him he would just push him into the play.

When we two mother****ers that aren't worthless.

Yeah, but if you're going to cut the guy at the legs, shouldn't you at least stop the guy's momentum? The defender pretty much just jumped over him and became the guy who ended up finishing the play.

In Haley's defense, that's on the GM for not thinking the offensive line was a problem until the last 2 weeks of the preseason. Haley is pretty much working with what Pioli gives him.

So, who made the decision to cut Taylor and McIntosh? Haley or Pioli?

Look, Mac caught a LOT of shit on this board, and rightfully so. But I don't see where he was EVER as bad as Ndukwe has been on a regular basis, nor have I witnessed Herb Taylor or Rudy Niswanger play as bad at RG as Goff has.

They must think O'Callaghan is the biggest POS in the league, because Ndukwe is beyond awful.

Fair points. I definitely wasn't happy about cutting Taylor. I'm not convinced that O'Callaghan won't eventually start at RT. Either way, Haley had to choose between shit and shit because the front office didn't view the offensive line as a priority.

Tank was tripped in the last play.

Tamba looked poor, but might have been held.

I really like how the d-line isnt always engaging straight ahead, but slanting into a guy/gap to create leverage against a guys one shoulder to simply run through him. They already look quicker & more aggressive against the run than 08's group.

I said at the time that Pioli claimed O'Callaghan that the guy has slow feet.

He looks like his feet are weighted down by anchors as he trekking through mud.

O'C will knock you on your ass as a run blocker, but get owned in pass protect.

Well, Ndukwe and Goff are getting owned in both, so if Haley is going to treat the regular season as an extended pre-season at other positions, why not the OL?

it really astounds me just how bad our line is.

your get paid millions of dollars just to stand in the way of someone, and you can barely get a hand on the guy....:clap:

that offensive line is truly O-ffensive. Geez, how the mighty have fallen. They are going to have to do some serious work in FA after the season is over to shore this piece of shit up, you can't do in in the draft. ****in pay whatever you have to pay, we can't do SHIT with this offensive line.

I wonder who's gonna get gif'd up this week.

Page getting owned on that TD catch would be a start

Can you make a complete game gif?

But the first TD pass from Cassel should be gif'd for all the haters to shut up

No, sorry, not worth it.

The good news is by the third quarter I was barely paying attention so I'll see a lot of things I missed in review.

It won't be Bernard Pollard, bitch! :D

I have never been more impressed with you as I am at this moment. Rep.

Ass whip of the week is definitely going to Matt Cassel. He done ****ed up two guys on one play! BADASS MOTHER****ER! Trent Green style!

Also, Savage got savaged on a kickoff return. LOL

Tamba had a pretty major whiff in the backfield IIRC

I'm surprised you missed Carr getting decimated on that 4th quarter punt to Oakland.

He literally left the ground and flew three feet.

He got his ass whipped RIGHT OFF THE ROSTER!

GIF'D UP! claims it's second victim of 2009. First Pollard, now Beisel. WHO'S NEXT? YOU CAN RUN, BUT YOU CAN'T HIDE!

Cracked me up the first time. Good work.

did any of you notice this suckage? Herm's boy...

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McGraw is just playing his assignment. I'd say the Eagles exploited the blitz with a good call. That's on Pederast more than anything.

he did play his assignment, but shouldn't he notice that the receiver is left uncovered? not only that, he was 30' past the 1st down marker at the snap.

He was obviously supposed to play deep middle. I blame Pederast first.

My God...Mike Goff has GOT to go, whatever he once was, he's a shell of it now.

He was nearly knocked off his feet by a simple, left hand slap...making some fader look like Deacon f***ing Jones.

Some guys erode slowly, others step directly off the cliff...no amount of 'vet savvy' can compensate for him now...in no way is it possible for us not to have a stouter, more athletic body to put at RG...Richardson, Wade, Duckwalk, Dobler, it doesnt matter.

Butthurt, much?

GoChiefs, I gotta say, after all of the garbage threads... all the attention whoring... all the other bullshit you pump into this board then you start a thread like this one... and TOTALLY redeem yourself. Keep the gifs coming.

Again, I see we're still tackling with our shoulders. Sometimes I wish we could send our 2001-present defense back to Pop Warner.

HIGH FIVE!

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Claythan,
I just saw ESPN giving Matt Cassel props for a play where he decleated two Eagles on the lateral pass from Bradley to Charles...if you've got some time, please GIF him up! Thanks in advance.

I already caught that play, and it's the ASS WHIP OF THE WEEK!

Hehe I just saw those. This begs the question. Can Cassel block for himself?

I saw you mentioned it in post number 210 but I don't see the gif...

It's time for some late night GIF'D UP GOODNESS.

If you're one of the losers home this Friday night...you're actually a winner.

LMAO...i gotta work, thats my excuse.

We kick off this week's expose with Tank Tyler blowing a tackle and giving up a touchdown. Also, Tamba Hali had a chance to stop the running back, but he's Tamba Hali.

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Not to be out-done, Brandon Flowers of all people blows a tackle.

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Meanwhile, back at the ranch, Brian Waters gets bitched by a 230-pound LB. Mike Cox doesn't help. LJ gets stuffed.

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This play gets ****ed up by a strongside run blitz. But who the **** decided to just let the backside tackle in unblocked? WTF??

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In other news, Sean Ryan, Brad Cottam and Branden Albert all decide to block NO ONE on this play. Seven men fail to block a four-man crush. PATHETIC.



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LMAO

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With the number of completely blown assignments, you have to hope this is a result of a learning curve with the new offense.

I'd be interested in that post number, Mr. scott free. Can't seem to find it.

I haven't been too impressed with Goff up to now. Frankly, I'm not sure what they saw in him in the first place. I know very little about his career before he joined Hell's Squad. Was he ever any good?

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Awesome. All those people out dancing and drinking and dining and getting laid don't know what they're missing.

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oh man, thi s is making me sadder. Especially that last triple POS combo plate of suck.

Wow. That's some damn ugly stuff right there. On a couple of them, it's clear that we're just a lot slower than the Eagles. Slow off the ball and equally slow to react. Pitiful. Just pitiful.

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Maybe part of our problem is that we practice against ourselves. Suck vs. suck probably doesn't lead to improvement.

Maybe it would help if our guys were to practice against St. Anne's Residential Retirement Bridge Club.

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Best thread on all of Chiefsplanet.

Tank Tyler is playing pretty well this year. Or am I tripping?

To be fair to the players, the Ravens and Eagles are both expected to be Super Bowl contenders this season if they can stay healthy. In the one game the Chiefs played against a more 'average' opponent, they did play better.

That being said, GoChiefs could be making a lot of gifs again after this week's game.

In that last clip, it's amazing to see the Eagles just run to the edges. Waters doesn't even have anyone to block. Their guys can run a stunt, get to the edge, turn the corner, and be in Cassel's face by the time our guys are setting their feet. Amazing.

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