Kyle DeLexus is also a cool guy but I didn't see his name on there at first glance

Yep, Kyle's been a solid poster.

And don't forget....a vote for Kyle DeLexus is worth $175,000 in casino cash. :D

As the 14th voter for whatshisname, Mr. Flopnuts was just awarded a record amount of bribe money. I'm not even gonna tell what I'm giving any longer. But it's going to be larger than any previous offer.

Is that the answer, Karnak?

The question is, "What do Chargers fans never get?"

http://www.aeropause.com/wordpress/a...-as-karnak.jpg

Don't worry, one more offseason of ex-Patriots and technically I can call the Chiefs my 1st favorite team. :D

Where's my casino cash?

You were one of the early voters. You blew it. But I'll send you a token anyway because that's just the kind of guy I am.

Damn you, damn you to hell.:evil:

so, if you vote for me and I am getting this straight you get:

50k from phobia
25k from flopnuts
3 reps from me (only 750 a hit, but everybody likes rep...this will take a few days to fullfill)
1 rep from Flopnuts (the ron jeremy stick)
free beer at the next bash ($50 bucks worth if I end up winning)
free burnt ends at the next bash ($50 bucks worth if I end up doubling the second place cantidate)

Am I missing anything?

VOTE FOR BOSSCHIEF!!!!!!!!

WHAT THE **** BIG RED?!

You start this horseshit and then vote "you suck, enough with the n00bs"?!

All of the oak trees in North America couldn't make a Flaming AIDS-Casket big enough to bury your sorry ass in.

WTF is your problem? You have a reading comprehension problem?

I sold my vote for the burnt ends and beer.

thats BigChiefDave BIG RED VOTED BOSSCHIEF!!!

Oops. My bad.:D

Yeah, I voted for you too.

Well Kyle....I tried.

I think this is the perfect model that explains our political system. The lobbyist with the deepest pockets wins.

Hey, nobody who hates Kansas that much can be all bad. :evil:

OOPs...Aids infested coffin....Opps.....

http://www.forumspile.com/Flame-I_have_connections.jpg

:doh!::D

The losing noob

well played. ROFL

We have to keep it interesting and give some incentive not to be last, and maybe some better bribes...:D

I can't believe this whiny bitch has pulled ahead of me by sucking up to all of you and begging for your votes like a sex-craved whore looking for a schlong to munch. I come here and give you guys humor, insight, rationality, and weirdness. What does he give you? Titty pics! Big f**king deal! You want titty pics? Pornhub and Youporn are two good places to start. (Not you, GoChiefs, your computer's infected enough.) Titty pics and ass-kissing. What the f**k is this, Congress?!? F**k you, and the horse you rode in on! F**king popularity contest. Hey, BossChief, why don'tcha put on a thong for the swimsuit round? Suckup. And you're not even winning, anyway, you're losing to "Who Gives A Crap?", so what does THAT say? Screw you guys, I'm going home!

http://www.forumspile.com/Misc-CunningPlan.jpg

See, this is why I voted for this guy. If you look at BossChiefs posts/threads, a lot of them don't make sense. I actually thought he was Smed at one time.

ROFL

doesnt sound like I'm the whiney little bitch.

Actually, dude, it's SUCCOP!!!!!

To the 'Ship!

Some people must like me. I was nominated first and got quite a few nominations. Those nominations were before any of the bribes which are explained as "encouraged".

I have just been trying to have a good time with the RULES off this whole ordeal. Ive been getting some good laughs.

Sorry some haven't.

Did I get your panties in a wad?

I still love you!

done

I went for quality. JD has some pretty good football takes.

I don't really know enough about any of them, besides a brief early run in with ROR, who actually seems better now compared to then. My vote was bought, oh well - sue me, it works that way sometimes.

although I don't remember having to buy my crowning, just saying.....
:p

Crowning? It was legendary landslide. Who's legend grows each season.:rolleyes:

I knew early on that it would be a close race when three of us had five or more nominations. I enjoy the takes of a couple of the other nOObs on the list. I knew it wasn't a one horse race.

Dont hate the player, hate the game!

(Sigh)Welcome to my world, Brother.






















LMAO

It's suppose to be a fun, entertaining thread and idea. Anyone getting mad or upset or taking this chit seriously is in the wrong place.

I don't think anyone is taking it seriously. JD is being sarcastic. He was throwing in some CP lexicon for fun.

I thought Noob's weren't allowed to vote? :shrug:

A few of them are still carrying my helmet and pads after each post.

ohhh I know. I was just saying . No one was too serious. JD was so over the top it was clearly a sacrastic post.

I don't recall, I have some time and may have to give that old thread a revisit. Dare me to bump it?
:D

It's been on the front page all week. Lots of new posts in there.

No nomination for Just Passing By?

I'm shocked. SHOCKED I SAY!ROFL

Heh heh. He didn't suck up to me.

SO....how long does the poll last until someone is named king?

VOTE BOSSCHIEF!!

Checked the by laws of the academy.....No set length of time.

BossChief can offer you whatever he wants.......

MikeMaslowski is offering you his services to fight for our country. If that isn't enough, I think he may be the founder of this little jewel.

www.youporn.com (Get out of the JC Pennys catalog and get with the times)

LMAO It happens every year. Shit gets real. ROFL

I've paid out 25k to Ari, and chevy, and CC got 25k + 25 more for exemplary military service.

Always the bestman, never the divorcee. I guess I should probably start posting in more old fashioned football threads. Normally, I just post in draft and/or anything that catches my eye. Might have to start telling people who are watching the game, what happened in the game, on the game thread. :)

Oh thanks for the added support Pest, if I vote for myself do I get the 100k?

During my short time here, Raised on Riots' posts have given me a chuckle here and there

I hope the Academy implements a Second Round of voting to ensure that no vote gets wasted and that the bribery continues.

The academy is of the people. The people want a run off, there will be a run off. The people say we vote once, this isn't football, theres no playoffs. The academy serves at the pleasure of the people. What they will, will be done.:)

spankwire.

You're welcome.

A vote for Bosschief is a vote for cankles everywhere!

This.

Wow. If I had thought ROR had a chance in this, I probably would've voted for him. It's good to see that not everyone is going to hold his beginning here against him. He's a cool cat.

I would encourage the Academy to implement a 2nd round runoff among the top 4 n00bs:

BossChief
JD
RoR
Who Gives a Crap?

Most votes would win. Just a suggestion...you've clearly got 3 and the none of the above at the top.

This could get interesting.

"I likes to keep my audience RIVETED"!

Meh, it's all good. I appreciate the repeated blessings of the Ron Jeremy Rep Stick much more so than an arbitrary title.:D

Just looked at today's results; Dummy3 and Skip must be nervously downing shots to kill the suspense.

LMAO

The academy rejects the argument to include who gives a crap in a potential playoff. They can ignore the thread and poll if they don't give a crap. There was a no noob is worthy option and only a handful of posters chose that option.

There will be a King of the Noobs crowned this year.

That's a fine incentive package for BossChief. I'm in!!!

Really? This is a reason I don't like ignore, because I know some people who have trolled in the past but then become model citizens... so I try to give people the benefit of the doubt for a while.

Hmmm....

I dunno, pretty much every time I click on "view post" I don't see any reason to take him back off. There's really no way anyone can post 50 times a day and have much of them having worthwhile content.

okay posted a poll to decide a playoff round or not. Speak your mind there about a playoff. Majority rules.

He has his moments still, but has vastly improved as a poster since his DCS days. Although the Sanchez-love was enough to gag a rat in a shit house for a while, he's toned it down a bit since our lord and savior has struggled. Still not enough to sway my vote from Fritz88, whose contributions to the EPIC FAIL thread should warrant him the title.

Yeah, I'm on the edge of my seat.
:rolleyes:

Besides, if you win, then so be it. This may be the first time that someone would win this title, and then receive an IP ban for a bet within a month of each other. Unprecedented.

Prior to 2007-08, there weren't many regular posters who had 0 posts that didn't completely suck. Not a quality post or a decent post or a funny post or even completely wrong and offensive but funny.... nothing that's remotely considered a contribution to this board. Since then though, there have been a few, and I even waited a while before putting them on ignore just in case they turned things around... and I'm not even that picky, because it takes little effort to skim through a post. But, at 0%, why bother?

Maybe I'll take it for a test drive... hey, it's Christmas, all iggies must go!

I don't think he completely sucks, but IMO it isn't worth sifting through the 45 posts that are nonsense to find the 5 that are worthwhile. And while we're on the subject of completely sucking, I'd really like to know how anyone could justify a vote for Pioli Zombie.

Do we have a champion, or are we going to round three?

Thou shalt not worship false Gods before the Lord thy Curry.

Let's get our Messiah's straight, m'kay?:evil:

You never answered my private message.

I responded to it in the other KOTN thread. http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showp...0&postcount=79

If what we have to do is have another poll, that is what we have to do.

In this position, I really have no choice. Do I?

Nope

Kyle Delexus gets my vote.

Hes a regular guy on here that can shoot the sh*t and talk chiefs.

Works for me.

I actually agree with luv on this one.

That is like a once a year thing.

This is closed. New final cage death match poll is up
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=219362

I had NO idea that people were going to take this so seriously.

Hey I got some votes! Yay me! I am going to post one of my favorite pictures now.

http://i958.photobucket.com/albums/a...wski/venus.jpg

LOL honest ape!