not as good, admittedly.

ROFL

That kid that does your lawns.....was trying to give you a pity ****. You should have taken him up on it.

Is that the boy who mowed her lawn?

you don't recognize hamas jenkins when you see him? those are the classic 'john matrix' pics from when he lost his goddamned mind and got banned? check the hall of classics and search for 'matrix.' hilarity will ensue.

I know of their origin. I was making a joke.

By the way, is that really Hamas?

supposedly. he denies it, but their posting styles are identical and the backstories connect (hamas is now a prof of english, and matrix was a grad student for english)

Just wanna post in an epic thread, nothing to see here!

Badgirl threads always deliver!
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I generally ignore her crap, and I try to avoid pile-ons. But I get sick of this noxious old harpy bagging on Luv. Like many people here, I have met Luv in person, and while she may have once been fat, she isn't now. And even when she was, she was still infinitely more attractive that this old skank.

I hope not. That dude has a receding hairline. If he's 18 years old, he'll be completely bald by 23.

Holy shit, it's going to take me a week to give out rep in this thread.

I'm going to hit my limit every 40 posts or so.

You've got a big enough forehead on you that at least 6 dudes could drop their loads on it and none would trickle down you clit-nose.

LMAO

Sorry, I tried.

http://i49.tinypic.com/307n9ud.jpg

you must believe everything will be better,good luck

ROFL PRP delivers yet again!

Thats not pearls its a shell necklace I bought at the beach .

Finally some closure. That's the one thing everyone was wondering. Thanks for wrapping up the loose ends.

There are no pics of me in a bikini anywhere at all, so I know better than that, must have been someone else.

Thank you, just wanted to make that part clear.

yea I know, probably bigger than your dick could ever think about being. Poor Ms. PostCockPablo.

I did what he required and returned to work when he gave me permission.

Awww....I got negrep from badgirl.

Now I feel bad for what I said.

**** you...you ugly bitch. I seriously hope your kid goes and ****s up his life some more. I'm sure it's already bad enough because he has your worthless ass for a Mom.

You're mad cause you got bad rep awww...My son is fine. Your mom must have been a real fuck up to have raised such a ass as you are. Maybe you got that from your dad if she only knew who that was.

You like giving neg rep bad****? What if they were all blue instead of red or green?

I hope you know that my parents are a million times better than yours were and ten million times better than you will ever.

Sure they are, beleive what you want but to have raised someone like you as a son they suck, just like you. They really fucked up somewhere along the way.

Who gives a shit, mine can be purple and it doesn't matter to me. You really take this rep shit serious don't you? You must have a real boring life for this to get you stirred up.

Says the woman who has a **** up for a son.


Congrats on those parenting skills!

I'm confident that you're at least 17% reeruned.

You could easily set a mason jar on that face-cliff of yours.

So, correct. My dick is nowhere near that girth. If it was, I'd be shooting porn instead of tending to Crypt Keeper look-a-likes on ChiefsPlanet.

My sons were taught to respect people and their feelings, its evident you mom and dad did not teach you anything, unless of course they have no respect for anyone or manners. Well I guess thats the answer there. You can't be taught something they know nothing about.

It has neither girth nor length, be honest with yourself.

Oh I'll try that mason jar trick, hold on..........yep it works, good guess pencil dick .

hmmm 17%? Great.

Bad****. How many cocks have you sucked at the work place? Be truthful.

But apparently I was taught to respect the law.....something you didn't teach your kids.

And I was brought up to respect others....but I learned to only respect people who deserved it. You.....don't deserve that respect.

Do you ever wonder if your son has sucked dick for drugs?

She loves her son. She loves dicks too. She sucks the dicks for his drugs.

Oh really? Guess your mom and dad had more experience with the law than they did respecting people, they taught you how to avoid getting caught....nice.

Yea miss flopnuts showed me how.

It's fairly obvious his mother has at one point or another.

You don't get to look like a Faces of Meth ad without sucking a hard one here and there for your ice fix.

No but he said your mother sucked his dick for drugs.

Well she'd know. Hello?!?!?

I don't do drugs asshole, if I did I wouldn't have a job or in school just like all those worthless asses that do.

Not your dick.

GC or somebody with solid photoshop skills needs to put the CryptKeeper's head on badgremlin's body.

The receding hairlines match up almost perfectly.

None.

Yours?

Actually they had equal parts of respect. And I actually obey the law....unlike your family.

And that's why my parents are pillars of the community....and you're regarded as the town crackwhore.

If I was a mod I'd change your name to pickleinahallway.

Lies.

Nobody would spend or encourage a loved one to spend anywhere close to $100 on an MMA shirt if they weren't ****ing high on something.

I don't know. Maybe you cheese to get your fix. Just huff a little cat piss every now and then.

Can you say.........Train Wreck? :doh!:


http://brilliont.com/blogs/id/files/...trainwreck.JPG

It's not even intentional. She just opens the bathroom door....................

Awww, c'mon Floppy. Give her more credit than that, man.







She's at least 25% reeruned.
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Someone do the legwork for my amusement please.

http://i47.tinypic.com/330wwhv.jpg

http://synthesis.net/wp-content/uplo...ryptkeeper.jpg

The hairline similarity is uncanny...............

you're welcome.

I love you, man.

Rep forthcoming.

badcryptkeeper

LMAO

LMAO Christ. I'm out of rep.

Me too.

ROFL

Ah damnit, looks like we ran her off again.

What's the o/u on the number of days it takes her to log back on and tell us we have small dicks or how she feels sorry for our significant others?

I taught my children to show courtesy, but respect has to be earned.

In your case, disrespect has been earned.

****in' A, pops.

I'm tapped out as well. :evil:

SHIT!
Well, there's always tomorrow.

I actually never want badgranny to stop making threads.

I mean, she's probably the easiest target on CP.

So easy.

So many way's to go with this post. My ****ing head's about to 'splode.

LMAO

I know. I almost elaborated on the last little sentence but I figured CP would do their duty and fill it in for me.

Just like they fill it in for her.

Who is they?

Lawn boy must have been one desperate little bastard.

The people at the local bars of course. A lot of people don't know this, but this famous picture is actually bad****.

http://www.e-forwards.com/wp-content.../12/6beers.gif

Young, dumb, and full of cum.

Probably just doing it to earn his 'Assisting the Elderly' badge to make Eagle Scout.

The other 75% is just dumb ****.

LMAO

There is some extremely important news breaking tonight and I have taken upon myself the grave responsibility of informing you guys. Gird your loins, people, and gird them fancy.

At 11:00 Central Time, on the "Animal Planet" cable channel, the program, "Monsters Inside Me" will be aired. This important episode will document the travails of a talented young hockey player who has fallen victim to a brain-eating parasite. In addition, the program will introduce you to a computer programmer who loses command of his mental faculties after an attack by another species of deadly, sponging endozoan.

For some reason, this seemed like the best thread in which to announce this important information.

FAX

Yea right, just cause your mother screwed everyone in the community and your dad blowed the whole chamber of commerce doesn't mean they are respected.

I bet you told them to do as you say and not as you do otherwise they would be dick sucking pricks like you.

hey badcryptkeeper, did you see the pic I found of yours? pretty good likeness, eh? eh? :evil:

You don't get it bad****.

I'm an asshole.
I've never hidden or denied that.

But there are a number of people here that never have a bad word to say about, or to, anyone, yet here they are, piling on you.

But you are too stupid to get it.

No I don't care what they or you pile on it means nothing to me, you guys are the most stupid people I have ever come across. I mean look at you guys saying just as mean of things as you can think of to put down a woman, someone you don't actually know personally, just someone on this bulletin board but you still get so mad and think of shit to say just to be saying it and get some "rep" wow you all are pathetic you really are. I almost feel sorry for grown men who act this way and get so riled up that they make fun and say bad things to a woman they don't even know.

I feel sorry for all you "men" on here .