And even more worthless with them.

When you dudes coming to Tampa?

Hey man. Considering I'm not bi, ad we don't talk about male sexual organs on this site a whole lot, I don't get to say that a lot. Don't ruin it for me!

What...four great kids, great "jobs," a perfect new home, a thriving career, and a wife who is beautiful, loyal, accepts me despite my flaws--and even, still, gives me BJs?

Eat your heart out, Hollywood rehab clowns, internet "online" addicts, and real-life wannabees. ;)

Just sayin'--I'm very blessed and I know, and appreciate, it.... :shrug:

:toast:

I can't think of any more you could ask for.

It's out there, luv...keep lookin'. Don't "settle"...and expect that God is good. :thumb:

abs

Anti-lock Braking System? That's pretty standard, so I'm sure he has that too.



Yes, I'm just being sarcastic.

Antilock braking system? :spock:

You are weird, Clayton. Very weird... ;)

Beat you!

I always enjoy it when someone puts the comma in the correct place.

I'm finally employed again.




Does that count?

I have one question.

Which one of your personalities actually has this?

Absolutely.

How's Ronald?

;)

Cool! :thumb:



Who's Ronald?

McDonald.

Oh! ROFLROFLROFL

LMAO


FTR...the real one. Heh. Not that many folks here will care/believe. But, FTW/FTR. :thumb:

Seriously, congrats on the job.

It sucks being out of work.

Promise....? ;)

LMAO

JK.... :toast:

I don't doubt you.

I just like giving you shit for all the mults.

I haven't played with the mult game much at all the last few years....except to mess with douchebags here who have sand-in-their-vaginas about, how horrible...."mults!!!" or "dup accounts are...!!!"

Oh, me....oh, my....lions-and-tigers-and-bears-oh-MY!!! LMAO

Thanks man! :)


It was alright for a little while with unemployment, but I was sooo glad to have work again.

I go to school full time, to become a math professor. I'm an accountant by trade, but tired of boring offices. A mother of three!! That is about all the bragging rights I have currently.

Congrats, Greg. Seriously. :toast:

Good for you kiddo! :thumb:

That's WAY cool. Keep on doin' it, lady. :toast:

Booked a wedding in Puerto Vallarta. Can't wait. Free trip to Mexico plus the fees for the work. Gonna stay a few extra days and enjoy it with my business partner.

Thanks buddy! :)

I just hope it lasts. Administration has sent out letters to everyone 55 and older offering "early retirement" packages and is urging everyone to come up with "cost savings" ideas. It has been my experience that the next step in that parade is the dreaded "L" word.

I have a friend up in MD that does photography as a hobby. NASA computer engineer by day, beer drinking, brass playing photographer by night. He just posted pics he did for a friend's wedding in Jamaica last month. Sweet gig.

Give Anton a call...maybe he'll do an exciting threesome at the Casa with Maurice?

NTTAWWT ;)



Enjoy, Zach. Seriously.... :thumb:

Thank you, and congrats to you too!!

Thank you, too!!

you were bored with being an accountant, so the ticket to excitement is to be a math professor?

Two words: multiple integrals.

I think I could make math fun. Besides, as much as I like attention, don't you think that would be a perfect job?? :)

You make that sound so, naughty.



http://math.etsu.edu/multicalc/Chap4/Chap4-2/index.htm

Gray and purple FTW!!!!!!

:D

It is a popular hobby especially amongst people who do pretty well for themselves and can afford the gear. A lot of pros hate them...I think its great...more cool photos for the world.

no jail or rehab, I'm doing pretty good

/Sam Kinison

Today (err technically yesterday) I completed 10 solo take-offs and landings..... Which is still more accomplished than anyone else my age.... Suck my dick while I **** that ass.

If I told you I would have to kill ya.

Add 6 more to that total.. At 2.6 hours of PIC time.

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What is PIC time?

Pilot in Command.

Would you mind going ahead and walking on at camp to try out right now? I guarantee you still have a better arm than Cassel.

I'm about to be the only hair-down-to-the-middle-of-his-back metalhead/beer snob in the state of Alabama. I imagine that I will annoy with my BBQ snobbery too.

Just scored a little video editing gig for a high-school football star.

I aced my two quizzes last week, and I'm fairly confident in the one I took today.

So you're still the nerd doing the homework for the jock?

What's the cost of a Private these days? In got my ticket in 1975, 40.5 hours to my check ride and it cost around 1200 bucks.

Favorite maneuver was power on stalls. Approaches under the hood gave me real pucker power but were helpful when I started my II.

Do they have you do any dead stick landings?. Weren't required buy my instructor had me do a couple to get the feel. That was a blast.

Good luck. When you finish, try soaring. Now that's real flying. Especially when leaning how to control flight with a yaw string.

Yeah but now that sumbitch is paying me.

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Just had a tooth pulled, didn't flinch a bit :D

Don't get into oil tar balls here......

I bought a lottery ticket and won.

That's usually a good sign.

I lost the best job I ever had, but I took it like a man, put all my stuff in storage, came down to Costa Rica and bought over 1 hectar of jungle property. Plan to build tree houses and rope bridges and start a talapia farm.

Wow, far out. For real.

Best of luck on that endeavor.

ROFL

for real

Tree houses and rope bridges?

1 Hectar equates to roughly how many acres?

Tree houses, rope bridges, ziplines, and a fish farm bar, outside theatre

2.47105381613712

1 hectar is about 2.48 acres, but I bought an extra 1000 sq meters so my property reaches the road. 1 hectar is 10,000 sq meters, I have around 11,0000

I got married a little more than a month ago.

I signed the contract on a new house last Friday.

I got my private back in 86, haven't flown since 87. I had planned to pick it up later when I could afford to buy an airplane. Well about 6 months ago I bought a cessna 150, Its sitting in a hangar in washington state. I am going to get my flight physical when I get back to the states and do whatever it is I have to do to get checked out again.

Inquiring minds want to know why the jump to costa rica and fish farming? 2 acres of jungle is enough for a fish farm?

Congrats man!

I had a private a while back, boy was she hot! When she made SGT. she wasn't so hot but was still a world mover in the sack!

A private from where I fly from is about $8000. Power-on stalls rattle me more than power-off, it always feels like I have less control at full power than otherwise. I haven't had a dead stick landing and I will more than likely never be told to attempt one. Alive stick landings are fun enough as it is.

I'll be doing it in tanks, It will be a small operation, and if it is successful , I'll add tanks and add property, I'll be learning on the run, cause right now I don't even have a clue how to start. I have plenty of huge trees to build tree houses on. I am coming back to the states on the 7th of aug. Need to go back to work and save and plan. I am pretty excited about the property. My plans may have to change on the airplane, sorry to say, I may be selling my stuff off and living light while in the states so I can invest here in costa rica.

I can piss off two women at the same time. Beat that!!!

Depends on who they are. A majority of us aren't that hard to piss off. Also depends on what time of the month you managed to pull this off, too. :)

That is no lie!!

Sweet!! When are you flying us out for a visit??

Dude... That's not hard to beat. Girls get mad at the slightest slight. Real or perceived.

I just finished nursing school and I'm working on building the kind of life I deserve.

I'd have been more impressed if you'd said you can piss ON two women at the same time.