Haha one vote for me. I'm the Ralph Nader of the N00bs

BTW, It's not my own...

Can we get a sticky?

This....

I'm giving Rep for voting for Rams fan

(official endorsement)

It's too bad yhf hasn't contributed more over the last few months cause I think he would walk away with the kotn coffee cup this year

As with any "N00b of the Year", "CP MVP", "CP'er w/ the Most Sand in their Vagina" award, my vote goes to the one that kisses my ass the most. :D

I'll give you $500,000 in casino cash if you vote for the server.

LOL

Meh. I don't play in the casino. I would just end up spreading the wealth to others that do. *cough* Gonzo *cough* That bitch is always stealing my moneys.

Actually, that goes for anyone here on out (while supplies last), plus I'll hook you up with rep.

The following people are not eligible:

Bearcat, Carls20yearplan, chasedude, ChiefPote, ChiefsChick23, digger12291970, Donger, Flachief58, H5N1, Jewish Rabbi, LaChapelle, Marcellus, Mr. Flopnuts, notorious, SDChiefs, stlchiefs, suds79, TrebMaxx, truebigdog, Wyatt Earp

Sorry guys, you voted too soon.

How about some high-powered rep?

Go lil new server thingy,GO!
You can do it.

Nah. I'm good on rep too. I prefer ass kissing. It makes me feel all warm and fuzzy. Hell, I'll even throw in $5000 CC and a kind-of-sort-of high-powered rep to the winner of my vote. Ya know, to make it more fun.

Oh, so you want to be difficult, huh?

How about this, vote for the server or I'll infract your ass into oblivion.

The Server deserves a better name. Like Pat.

ROFL Fine, more beer and ribs for me come this Spring. :p

I voted for shogun, the new server kicks ass and all, but dammit... An actual n00b must win... I don't want to be leaderless like 2008's class... **** That... PROMISE THEM BEER SHOGUN!!!! (and deliver)

(The New Server has a Tom Cable fetish...)

(The New Server has Club Level seats... But spends the game inside at the bar.)

Rep and Cash from Floppy and Bug? I'm in.

n00bserver FTW!

(The New Server bought Buck a new Bolts hat because it felt bad for him...)

Shogun is the only one of the candidates that is a Supporter of the website. This is a no-brainer.

(The New Server posts on WPI...)

Smooch smooch Mrs. Lumpy. Shall I list the ways I revere thee... I... uh... think you are super cool and uh... you post stuff that's cool and you kick ass and stuff.

Vote for Shogun. Don't vote for ****ing skynet!

Hey now, the server IS the website.

(The New Server stole Priest Holmes nachos while wearing a Peyton Manning Jersey...)

(The server also hosts the Al Sharpton POTUS in 2012 site...)

"The new server" is a dumb gimmick option. It was nominated in an arguably unsuccessful attempt to be clever and funny, and is attracting votes from those who likewise want to appear to be clever and funny. This contest should be for a new poster, or for none of the above if no poster is worthy.

Tough call for me, I like both major candidates.

Not bad. LMAO I will consider this ass kissing. However, you kind of... uh... struggled with giving me... uh... firm compliments.

You're one of the most interesting women on the (Chiefs) Planet. You once had an awkward moment just to know what it was like.

I'm sure this has been pointed out, but we do realize that Planetman is 4th and Long, right?

If the perfect blend of class, beauty, intelligence, wit, and **** you the defense is on the field and I'm gonna scream like a stuck pig had a name... It would be Lumpy...

A vote for shogun is a vote for righteousness...

:facepalm:

The new server is embarrassed to allow you to post here.

Considered. Thx!

Stay thirsty my friend!

Edit: FWI there are more interesting women on CP than me. I'm just here for the free coffee and pie.

Dude. Rep from Bugeater AND myself would put any of you schleps into the top 10. Vote for the Goddamned server.

I have decided I want Alamoswim to win this contest. I will double all other legitimate offers if you vote for Alamoswim.

I will neg anyone who votes for the server, four times. That should about cover your rep.

There's that, and the fact that he didn't join in 2010, and despite all of that he is listed in the poll not once, but twice. The fail in the Academy is strong this year.

+Shogun

Tie during playoff week goes to the Chief fan.

I considered this Floppy, I did. But I'm in the top 35 IIRC, and I'm not greedy. :D

Don't cross Bugeater and I. We'll put you in the ****ing stone age n00b.

Who the **** is Alamoswim?

Check Gonzo's page.

I aint scared.

Don't make us put you in the bottom 35. :shake:

No clue, which is why he deserves the title. He hasn't irritated me yet.

Do that to Chiefsrgood.

He doesn't need Flop and Bug to do that.

Hmmm...tough to argue with that. Has he/she ever even posted?

But if they do, he'd be negged all the way back before the caveman age. I'm talking before Dinosaurs and shit.

You ****ers don't deserve The New Server. You don't appreciate The New Server. The New Server should start posting at WPI.

I'm taking my talents to East St. Louis.

Dude, just don't stop the car and you'll be fine.

The new server was probably manufactured in Baltimore.

$10,000,000 casino cash to new campaign managers for alamoswim for the cause. You start campaigning for alamoswim and earn 1,000,000 for every 10 votes you help to bring to the cause. When alamoswim wins all participating campaign managers get a casino cash bump to $10 Mill total each. If I have 10 campaign managers, that's fine with me. I will give out 100,000,000 as long as alamoswim wins.

Vote for spida_man22.

I'm taking the server with me.

^^^^

LMAO Now I'm hungry for some tators! Wait, why did you google "Lumpy"? You won't find much. ;)

:spock: It's simple, Bugeater, tell you're friend, Server, to play by my rules and he will get my vote. I'm calling the shots here.

Alamoswim is ineligible for this contest. He signed up in 2004.

My grandpa was born in East St. Louis, IL.

Campaign managers will be required to bully and harass campaigners for all other candidates. I will start neg repping all other campaigners immediately. Who is with me?

The value of casino cash is slightly lower than the Mexican Peso. We're all swimming in it.

Shogun is clearly king of the n00bs. His posting is superior to all other candidates, he's a chief fan, and it is playoff week.

I was looking for n00dz

I'm not campaigning for anyone, but Alamoswim is ineligible(signed up in 2004).

By the way, Shogun was the only n00b talked about at the Bash.

****ING FRAUDS!!!

That's just not true. Stop spreading awful campaign rumors. Neg rep for you.

(The New Server shot JFK.... and John Goodman...)

Please no, Mr. Phobia.

Fumblerooskie ****ed the broad in his avatar. Twice.

So vote for spida_man22. He signed up in 2010. Which makes him eligible.

I thought I was seeing double. He maybe on the committee?

Mr. Flopnuts keeps on +1 upping Princess Peach. Needless to say, she went to Luigi.

OHHHHHH.....

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http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/member.php?u=4272

Nice catch.

HE. IS. A. ****ING. RAVENS. FAN. :cuss:

Neg rep.

You're pressing your ****ing luck, Rams Fan.

I clicked your dumb link and he appears to be on the up & up to me.

This entire election has been a monumental disaster for the committee. Heads need to roll for this one.