I meant that the other way around...against Gonzo, not you.

:hmmm: Guess I read that wrong.

Carry on... LMAO

Kinda looks like she's tucking a peener in there... maybe just a giant ladyfro?

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Her mooseknuckle is a big montana.

Holy crap that's beefy.

definitely big enough to make shadow puppets.

nutritious and delicious

I'll bet it looks like a cow that's about 10 minutes from giving birth, probably has a hoof sticking out.


That is a bigger pussy than "Curtis got slapped" and a bigger pussy than Clifford Trammel.

In short, that's probably a taped down scrotum.

or mr. jingles
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chew on that like a piece of beef jerky

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Meatflaps are likely tied in a cute little bow...

Wowza! She's either tuckin' or she needs to be pluckin'.

She said that......it's dough

that clam's got a helluva beard!

I'll bet her mud flaps are vagazelled with chrome trucker gals.

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Her lips look like she's got in a mountain size chaw of Beechnut in her cooter.


I'm not sure if it's grosser if she spits or swallows that juice.

Mmmm tobacco cooter...

It's tumor-riffic!
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ITS NOT A TUMOR

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When they told her to do the Dougie, she did the first one she could find.

When she drops her panties, he hears, "Feed me, Seymour!"

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Even at 16 with boobies that big...she wouldn't be wearing many tiny spagetti strap bras. Those are not genuine.

bullshit. most of us would hit the shit out of that.

I certainly would. I don't get the "eh, she's not that hot" comments. Body's rockin' (fake tits and all), and facially I find her attractive in that "pinched elfin" way (Whitney Cummings, Heather Locklear, Liv Tyler, etc.,.). Sure, she's probably ridiculously high maintenance, possibly a nutjob, and by the time she's 35 will look worn-out, but we're not talking about Mrs. Right, we're talking about Mrs. Right Now.

Ewww. If I was a foreigner and had that to represent America I'd never step foot here.

Trick or Treat.... audiophile style...

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Jesus H. Christ.

This is one of, if not the, creepiest things I've ever seen. This whole pictorial of these two is grotesque.

A 16 year old basically whoring it up with a guy that could be her grandfather. Her videos are creepy slut stuff. I mean, seriously - WTF?

That bitch doesn't look a day under 30.

Can i see her Birth Certificate please?

Has that dude ever taken a photo where he doesn't look like a sex offender?...

X2

I think she could've found someone richer and younger and certainly less creepy.

And Charlie Sheen thought he was WINNING.

Too bad 4th and long was a ****ing douchnozzle in this thread. A real jackass.

I guess it can be frustrating having such a short dick and all but maybe if he didn't have the inches in his screen name people would stop laughing at him.

Can't be easy to find a (rich, young, famous) man willing to marry a 16 year old nowadays.

Yeah, because this is the only country where rich old men bag hot young teenagers. LMAO

:shake: /Obama

I think he cold have too.

Why is he always dressed like he found something buried in the back of the closet under an old suitcase? Are rags in? I bet he has t-shirts that he cut holes to expose his nipples.

ROFL

If anyone ever told you that you were cool they lied.

Before and after pics of supposedly no surgery:

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She looked WAY better before the surgery.

Her parents are **** ups.

And this. Now she looks like a used up porn whore.

Shitload more of her younger days here.

http://egotastic.com/2011/10/courtne...wannabe-years/

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Now I can believe that this is her at 16.

But the picture on the right? Not so much.

She ****ed her face up.

This.

Since she is 16 on the newer photos, it's kind of creepy to be posting her earlier photos.

Her younger days? When she was 9?

Lol

This.

Her parents allowed her to get boob surgery and to date and marry a 51 year old guy...the creepy ship sailed long ago.

ROFL Check out her face in this:

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I think when she married a 51-year-old and went public she absolved herself of any kind of creep-protection.

Posting candid pictures of her in underwear (or close to it) when she was 14 or so is wrong.

:spock: WTF was that all about?
Think she’s having troubles coming to grips with not being able to move her upper lip?
And I still don’t believe for a moment she’s 16.

I'm pretty sure she's high on something.

Meth and Botox lips are a hilarious combination....

Yea, I think KC Fish nailed it.

ROFL

Yeah, I'm not sure she means to do it.

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IF she is really 16-ish now she is going to be quite the looker by the time she hits 30.

:doh!:

my wife is forty and looks better.

Someone needs to forward this thread to Nick Wright.

shes really not that attractive. you must got some uglies over there in KC

Some meth is made with some nasty shit. Ever see a mouse start twitching when it's ingested some poison?

Luckily, the human body can overcome that stuff in low doses.

I hate fakeness

she was hot before she went fake

now she's on the fast track to being the next anna nicole smith

She's trying to hard to be sexy.

I got the same feeling after reading this thread as I did when I watched Howard the Duck.

This is a grotesque, surreal freakshow.

Way to sell the no implant story....

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Yeahhhhhhhh......ok.

Is he gay? He sure sounds gay. Also, the in the Halloween picture, they look remarkably similar.

ROFL they had to cover for her

Just to be fair, given that she's a sixteen year old who looks 45, it's possible that she's only four years old in this picture.

I would

She loves wearing that stupid ass "thing" on her arm.

Also, I always enjoy their monthly holiday pics update

They're really suckin' it up, (no pun intended), for publicity, aren't they?

Oh my.

I wonder if they put that on their Christmas cards? LMAO

I'm amazed that he's as creepy in real life as he was in Green Mile. That wasn't exactly easy to achieve...

I would be shocked it they didn't.

I'll take attention whore for $1000, Alex.

My wife alerted me to the fact that some television talkshow had her on and did a live ultrasound to determine if in fact she had plastic surgery on her chest.

She very quietly kept assuring us that she didn't. That it was all natural.

Then they did the test.









She was correct. No surgeries. No implants.