Don't feel bad. After 3 years, I sent my spinner packing. She's friggen hot, but not worth the drama. She's all yours.

I dun toll ya once with my mouth............

I don't think it works that way with Buck.

He's a sweet boy and needs someone to love him tender.

The dump her before she dumps me is always the right play, brah.

That fap material will always remain.

Was this chick down for anal all the time or not?

See you were too slow!

Hey! That was the last time I was born!

Posting on a football message board - particularly one known for tearing the ass out of stupid people doing stupid things... wow. You may as well just invite her to the board for a train...

1. Just guessing, sounds like you think you ****ed the hottest girl you ever could/would.

2. Now, you will have beer stories 15 years later, yah i ****ed this hot broad way back when.

3. Also, you had to use the friend angle first, and really that will be your best ever chance.

4. I guess you're ugly or something.

That thread title is kinda annoying.

a little huh.

Now way broseph. That's totally against the brotocol.

go ass **** some prostitutes, it always works for me

Hey Buck...kudos to you for having the balls to do what you needed to.

Ho.Ly.Shit. ROFL

You cry about a stupid pic because of potential employment issues but post crap like this? Does not compute.

I'm having a tough night too buck, but just for the short term.

Wife works tomorrow. Just her third day on a new job. I can't miss work tomorrow, no way that ends well. I'ts 2am and I still haven't found a baby sitter or gas money to get out to both of our jobs.

****.

You find the sitter, I'll handle the gas money. Can you take paypal or will I have to arrange some cash?

secretorjerkedonguesttowel

This thread is misguided in the following ways:

1. obvious postwhoring

2. there are boards where pulling ones romantic life together is a community experience, but this isn't that board

3. no pictures

4. you just made 1400 people who aren't friends with you on facebook feel like unpopular douches

5. you just gave every football smack talker you'll be exchanging blows with in the future free ammunition.

That said.... well, I don't know shit about the situation.

So you were either a complete asshole who deserves my deepest antipathy, or you are a sincere jacknut who got wronged by the universe.

Or anything in between.

Thanks for the thread.

Another reason this thread was misguided:

We have to put up with the inevitable umpteen pages worth of this schtick from Born To Roam t-shirt wearers like this.

Thanks for the thread.

Your first mistake,was dating a woman who loves watching Nancy Grace.
Live & learn

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Yes this thread is worthless without pics! Talk is cheap, we want to see the goods!

If you hadn't been acting like A chic, I'd have made an obvious observation before you went emo and ruined it.

breakdown.
"She was a very good friend"
"Sex was great"
"Nothing else works...she doesn't cuddle"
A+B-C=Friends with benefits.

You could have scaled this down without the fight, made her belly smell like old spice and sour milk every week or so, and she could still be dating the other guy she obviously is anyway.

As a member of Chiefs Planet and a Facebook friend of yours I will just say this. You seem to get involved in unnecessarily dramatic situations that could be easily avoided.

I gotta hand it to Buck.

Not many people would break up with a hot chick just to start and thread on CP...

I'm just trying to figure out if he was looking for a HOF thread or he was just bored and needed something to talk about.

Sorry to hear Buck, but you gotta make the decision you think is right for you.

WHAT THE **** HAPPENED TO ALL MY W'S?

Your ex-girlfriend probably took them.

Norv Turner.

Phillip Rivers had a meltdown or Nate Kaeding missed again.

Like herpes and buck after some booty, this thread just won't go away.





Too soon? :fire:

ROFL ROFL ROFL

Just reach down and slap yourself in that fleshy patch where your testicles should be.


If it hurts, you're going to be ok.

Is it September already?

Is this because she has your 360?

Maybe a temporary breakup is in order, just dont let it go to long, if it is even possible at this point.

Didnt read the whole thread, but I got that she is hella hot, regardless, hopefully you let her know you love her, she was your bf, but you cant deal with the shit. Yours or her fault does not matter.

FYP

I think for every hour that goes on without a pic of the gal in question, the mods take off another W.

Boomshakalaka

Could you tell me your real name so I can go find you on facebook? I've completely forgotten.

He shoots, he scoooores.....

LMAO

I remember when men got dumped & said they dumped her. Would go to a bar & cry in their beer until they got shit faced & punched the bar asshole in the mouth. My face is really loving this internet thingy

ROFLROFLROFL

So last night I was at game night with my friends. We were playing Balderdash when all of the sudden my phone rang and it was her. I ****ing tensed up and got all sweaty, but didn't answer it. I was kicking ass at Balderdash too, until that point, and then I didn't score a single point after that and came in 2nd place.

So I called her afterward and she wanted to talk, so I went over to her place and laid it all on the line. She cried a lot and apologized for being so shitty.

We'll see how things turn out.

Big deal. Did you get in her pants?

Did you get the makeup sex? Makeup sex is the best.

I accept your bad behavior!

.

Of course.

So wait.....you're talking it out and you're posting a picture of her?

looks like she's been making out with a tacklebox

Yes. I don't really care anymore.

Then where's the nudes?


Kidding man....kidding. :thumb:

Wow, well done. Sounds like she's pretty into you.

Playa. :evil:

Packfan -15points

Did you get your shit back though?

.

I would have, but I was pretty busy last night and she had to wake me up at like 7:00 so she could go to work and I was pretty out of it and just left.

If anything I at least know it won't be a problem getting my shit back now.

WTF is that thing in her mouth?

Bridle for when Buck rides her.

Where's the nudes?

That's where you plug her in.

So you ****ed her?

and here comes Taking back sunday to steal your girlfriend

Buck deserves some of his W's back*

*and possibly a punch to the nuts for pink slipping that girl.

No matter how good a woman looks, some where, another man is tired of her shit and thinks she's an (Insert degrading term).


I'm not going to lie, she's cute but has the crazy vibe.

Yeah, I surmised that from the pic. You know, you could continue banging her and get your emotional support elsewhere (e.g., friend, dog, booze).

Just a thought.

So basically you want this girl to have feelings and talk to you? wtf?

Mine needs to shut up.

I suggest you call this girl, have her meet you for a nice fish sandwich then do it in the butt.

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Boltman needs to let that inflamed gunt rest. WTF?

Yeah, but we all know that you'd tackle her box!

Yes he deserves some Ws back, still she is not as hot as Kirstie Tynes, but not many are. Allison Brie is though.

No. Pig. [/Omaha]*









*obligatory