:hmmm: We shall name you, Overlooked N00B.

(Me Too....)

Back in my day
We had to spend 5 months & 600 posts in the DC forum before we were allowed in the lounge
What a weak stew of pre-poop anal lube

I have little time these days to read threads longer than 100 post things.

Prior to my vote, I would just like to know what Mr. BoneKrusher has done to warrant such an extraordinary showing?

FAX

A lot of people probably know me from two other sites.
(Scott Wrights Draft Countdown and Chiefs Coalition) it's the only explaination i have plus I like helping people out, if that's not acceptable here then the mods can delete my votes.

BK

I agree, I have liked several of his posts and he brings something to the discussion.

I voted for him.

I voted for BoneKrusher..... the only one from the list that actually sticks out to me. Like I can actually read his username and connect him with an original personality and some of the specific posts he has written. Some members seem to blend together to me... they just seem so unoriginal and don't bring anything to the table that is worth distinguishing themselves from others.....not the case with BoneKrusher. My vote was for him and it was an easy one.... being a n00b myself, I am unsure if that really means anything. Just putting it out there.

FYI

WhiteWhale and lewdog are the only ones I have noticed besides BoneKrusher .

OK I will back BoneKrusher with a large donation of casino cash just to keep this real. The only other candidate I backed was Bosschief and I may as well try to make it 2-0. This election has always been clouded with sillyness and I really see no reason for that to change~

Ok BoneKrusher is set in my book! I was checking out his posts and noticed "RNR" under his avatar. That is funny and the type of fun posting this place needs...another large donation on the way, and I hope he buys the votes he needs to win~

BoneKrusher is a ****ing badass.....checkout the sig he made me. Boom!

goddammit, no votes for me

I wonder if maybe this was a little premature. What if somebody signs up and really blows us away tonight?

He makes the coolest signatures I've ever seen. :clap:

You were my other choice. I have talked to BoneKrusher and he strikes me as good people. Due to your class you will also get some fake money~

Well mine is the coolest but yes, you are correct.

I have a newb question. What do I do with this fake money?

LMAO buy votes son!

BRC and lewdog thanks much for the comments on the sigs

and RNR thanks mucho for the Casino Cash.

Interesting concept. When does this poll close? How much time do I have to make a run?

Just start bribing people for votes, dude. You're backed financially.

I backed BoneKrusher with my vote and 5 million more in cash. You seem cool so I tossed you some cash also. However Phobia is the Don of the Planet so it is he who will decide who is made or not~

Everything can be uh...bought~

Yea I can also make a lot of promises that I won't end up keeping. I heard that works too. How do I go about donating this "Casino money." I just looked and couldn't find a way to do it :banghead:

Not a problem at all. You are here for fun and this place can always use good posters~

Losing to BoneKrusher, I can live with that. Losing to no n00b, ouch! I guess my screen name didn't do me any favors either.

Drop-down menu. Games/Casino - then all the way at the bottom... transfer cash.

I blew all my casino cash during SurvivorPlanet so my vote is for sale.

****ing n00bs. One of em just PM'd me bitching that I didn't vote for them.

20,000,000 for a lewdog vote. Do it now.

Tell us so we can neg-rep him.

You're the only asshole who has ever negged me here. Wanna vote for me?

It was that guy
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You had it coming Chargers fan. I am just trying to put in work here.

LOL

Good thing you deleted that other post, you're clearly reeruned.

Thanks. I had to give you the neg rep since he's my favoritist for King of the n00bs.

Don't worry, I passed it on to him.

Yea I suppose I earned that one.

He is reeruned but I like mounting an 11th hour push for an upset. That's the only redeeming quality about popularity contests.

Now he has to delete that post to bugeater.

Hey wait....I ain't reeruned. :huh:

All voters for lewdog from this moment forward will earn $20,000,000 casino cash and the ability to dole out a 20% rep reduction (15,000 pts max) to anybody who voted for bonecrusher.

n00bs PM'ing me begging for votes? What has CP come to?

Nothing like putting in some work to obtain your dreams man. This is America!!!

Just vote for lewdog and be done with it.

Just fake like you are. I'm writing this off on my taxes.

I need 1 good reason. And lots of + rep.

Sorry BoneKrusher I should have warned you! I did vote for you and have only given neg rep once and define irony it was on a Raiders fan for bashing the death of Al Davis. That said if neg rep is sent my way for voting for you I will take a special interest in ****ing with that poster~

Well because I get the sympathy vote because i am reeruned. It has already been mentioned. Please follow along.

I'll give you a rep. Jeesh. Like $20,000,000 isn't enough?

If you were really reeruned you would not have noticed :)

Shit...I aint good at being reeruned. Maybe I could get some cues from R8ers.

I dont want your stinking casino cash :harumph:

Ouch LMAO R8ers will have something to say I am sure~

Okay, how about as many neg-reps as I can muster until you vote for lewdog.

Nope, he already said the Raiders suck this week and that the Chiefs were going to push their shit in.

Go for it. I was kidding about the rep anyway, I have mine turned off if you haven't noticed. Link me a quality post from said n00b and my vote is his.

I too would like to be linked to said quality post I have ever made. On your marks.....get set.....go!

Well I did not read that and I aint going out like that. The Raiders are struggling and I posted several times on this board that the west was up for grabs and got shit from the suck for Luck crowd. That said this sure as hell aint no gimme game for KC~

You're probably gonna have to vote for somebody else, I'm afraid.

If a Chiefs fan ever thinks a Raiders/Chiefs game is a gimmie game, they are idiots. I was just messing, although R8ers was pretty down after that Lions loss.

Strong-arming votes kinda sucks. I'm getting bored.

You should have used your money to back someone more worthy man.

:hmmm: I think my work is done here for a while...;)

I'm a Chiefs fan, dude. If I were programmed to back a winner, I'd be a Steelers fan.

:clap: LMAO I resemble that post~

That was much, much easier. Congratulations, lewdog.

Yeah, I need the cash. What can I say, I'm a whore.

I need casino cash.

Vote for lewdog idiots.

I await a bribe.
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can you delete my vote? then i can vote for lewdog

My bribe is well documented. Take it.

No. You voted too early. This is why you don't deserve to be king of n00bs. Always wait for the biggest spenders at the end.

What? 20 mil?
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Dang it.
it's all new to me, live and learn i guess. :banghead:

Jess.

If BoneKrusher does not win this, this contest should lose all merit/cred (considering it had merit/cred to begin with). He is clearly the best one.