Sitting in the airport trying to come up with a plan for tonight. I haven't looked at anything auction related.

Thank God this is a free league.

:cuss: Week 3, minimum **** face.

Team name this year is going to be The Forceable Rape Forcefields. I'm ready for the draft.

There is a rapecentric theme to this year's league

I went with murder.

I'm going to kick ass in this league. FYI

and current too!

So I had to create a new ESPN profile. This going to **** up my access for tonight's draft of no?

What? Why?

And why the hell didn't you tell me before an hour before the draft?

send me your new email asap and I'll see if i can make you co-owner of your original team

And I'll need Rams fans email asap as well if he is going to draft for someone.

Wait, don't email me your email. Pm it to me.

Somewhere out there OnTheWarpath is giggling to himself

WTF...My espn page is saying my auction draft is in progress???

Yeah.

We'll probably have 5 people show up for the draft and the autodraft bullshit will wreck it.

I'm not showing up. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Trolled bitches!!!!!!!

:cuss:

I'm slightly amused, but too ****ing exhausted to really get into it.

I've been sick all weekend and the traveling hasn't helped matters.

By the time this draft is over, my roster is going to look like Flopnuts 2012.

It just means the room is open. I'm in there now. Nothing is happening.

22 minutes to go

Let a brother in, please.

Anyway, my bad, Sofa. Thought I explained this a week or so ago, but I used an old email account for last year's draft, and I didn't remember any log-ins, etc.

i can offer my services!!!!

PM it to me right now with your real name so I know who to apply it to.

Just sent invite Deez.

Where are you assholes?

What do we have, like 4 people in the draft room?

Thanks! I see draft in progress yet no link to the room. Missing something obviously?

Deez is invited again

Halfway there with 10 minutes to go.

Ok I'm a dumbass...now how in the fock do I get to our draft room?

just sitting around, hoping someone has a cinder block fall on their head.



/really just joking. wants to be part of the cool kids.

http://games.espn.go.com/ffl/leagueo...&seasonId=2012

Go to this link and in the huge unmissable red box it says go to draft room.

Do that.

No red box.

I swear it's not on mine

what a focking clusterfock

Not allowing me to accept invitation b/c draft in progress.

You guys don't see the LAUNCH DRAFT link?

interesting. i have no idea what is going on then.

Are you actually signed in? That's the only thing I can think of

There should be a red box on the league page that says Draft Alert.

Nowhere on mine...better see if sofa can can put a hold on this thing for a bit

Override possible to allow me to join, even though the draft hasn't really started?

this happened to me once before. the league commish has to reset the time of the draft. i'd do it like 30 minutes later than your scheduled time.

I paused it for now, make sure you're logged in. Can't change the time.

I think I can scrub it and start over.

I saw this in a cartoon once, but I'm pretty sure I can do it.

Lol. Anyone?

In a cartoon? ROFL

In. What the **** is wrong with you people? I've been ready to draft for the last hour and you're having problems?

You one who sucks the peniss have a half an hour to get your shit straight.

Draft starts at 7:30.

I'm getting this

Your Auction Draft has not yet been scheduled.

But just for the hell of it pm me my log in info because as far as i can tell I AM

Says draft isnt in progress now, wtf

Nice. Someone moved it back 30 minutes

I feel like Cassel.

We're back in.

Close the draft window and reopen a new one if it says draft in progress. I blame Flopnuts.. IF this thing gets delayed any longer I won't be able to do it. Got to shoot trap soon.

That someone would be me, saving everyone's ass.

Now you know why I wanted to pass on the commish duties.

These league drafts are a team sport. No one person is responsible.

Because you wanted the glory of being the fantasy football draft savior?

The only thing I want at this point is to collapse into bed.

YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU TRUST HOOTIE?

OTWP for CP MVP.

Detox.....get your ass in there.

never done an auction, if things are falling apart and you redo this crap, I'd be willing to try. that is if OTWP and Pest don't mind I beat them in two leagues

I'd do it in a heartbeat, but would have ot reset the draft again and bump it back another 30 minutes.

2012 n00b CP league.

Lawl.

This league has got the aids.

Looks like you might get a roster, but after we draft. Can't reset things again.

that'll work, you got my email, cant do anything at work right now anyway

I sucked a lot less last season...

giggity. So sucking more, did you get better players from the rest of the owners?

Nevermind for now. Looks like everyone showed up finally.

good enough.

QB - Tom Brady, RGIII
RB - Arian Foster, Willis McGahee, Jonathan Stewart, David Wilson, Evan Royster, Robert Turbin
WR - Wes Welker, Pierre Garcon, Titus Young, Kendall Wright, Danny Amendola, Golden Tate
TE - Jermichael Finley, Jermaine Gresham
K - Nate Kaeding
DEF - Bengals D

QB Tony Romo
RB DeMarco Murray
RB Trent Richardson
WR Victor Cruz
WR Antonio Brown
TE Tony Gonzalez
FLEX BenJarvus Green-Ellis
D/ST Bills D/ST
K Jason Hanson
BE Jeremy Maclin
BE Ben Roethlisberger
BE Beanie Wells
BE Michael Bush
BE Reggie Wayne
BE Jared Cook
BE Randy Moss
BE Davone Bess
BE Alex Henery

QB
Matt Stafford, Andy Dalton, Tim ****ing Tebow

RB
Adrian Peterson, Michael Turner, Darren Sproles, Michael Leshoure, Delone Carter, Jason Snelling

WR
Mike Wallace, Vincent Jackson, Stevie Johnson, Reuban Randall, Brian Quick, Andre Caldwell

TE
Brent Celek

K
Rob Bironas

D/ST
Detroit








The autopick picked some decent players, but the Tim Tebow pick is hilarious.

Foolishly Stars and Scrubs:

QB:
A. Rodgers

RB:
Ray Rice
Ryan Matthews
Roy Helu
Ryan Williams
Rashad Jennings
Jahvid Best

WR:
AJ Green
Malcom Floyd
Kenny Britt
Justin Blackmon
Sidney Rice
Santana Moss

TE:
Greg Olsen
Tony Moeaki

Def:
Philly
NE

K: Who the hell cares?


Pretty mediocre team unless Matthews can come back strong.

I didn't realize ESPN would shut down our bidding and was very pissed after about 7 rounds.Personally,if I want to blow my wad on 10 players and then let auto-pick kick in that should be my choice,but we'll see how this works out.

QB-Joe Flacco,Jake Locker,Christian Ponder

RB-Jamal Charles,Fred Jackson,Ahmad Bradshaw,Doug Martin,Brandon Jacobs, Jacquizz Rodgers

TE-Kyle Rudolph

WR-Julio Jones,Brandon Lloyd,James Jones,Doug Baldwin,Randall Cobb

K-Mason Crosby

Def-49ers,Texans

Hopefully James Jones finds his ass in Miami.

There's some good young fantasy teams in this league.

And then there's mine...




Whatcha talking about here?

Hey gang,

What do you guys want to do if someone stops watching their team at some point during the season?

I think if someone stops lining up their team we should give the team to someone else for the remainder of the year and then give it to them going into the future. That should eliminate the riff raff and keep this train rolling.

I'm talking about only having $33 left and needing 11 players yet and ESPN not letting me bid more than $3

Hmmm. That's weird.

Dude.....it's common knowledge that's how an auction draft works. It was the same thing last year.